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Prof. Bobby Bourbon · (09-01-2020)

Well, here I am.

Before anyone else, sadly.

Most thought this useless, or worthless, or futile.

But the Universal Championship!

What thing is worth chasing more than this?

What glory, what honor, what prestige?

I will be in Munich.

I damned well better enter my name in contending for the top prize in not only our company, but our business!

After all, I am the Warfare MVP.

I will win back my title tonight while upholding my title tonight.

If not, well, here the fuck I am.

Not going anywhere.

Lacklan is to be respected, to be acknowledged. But, if she won't acknowledge herself, I will acknowledge myself.

I would certainly face her for her title, head to head, however, if the opportunity is there and the shrugging shoulders of those in charge have no clue what to do, I suppose I challenge in this open to show that while the Warfare MVP can whoop anyone on Warfare, they can whoop anyone in the universe.

If you don't believe me, the woman and I have a history.

But please, keep me busy while you scour for something to be an answer while the shitbags who kissed your ass go off and jack themselves off.

Good job, James. You scribe every name in the Hall of Legends but can't even cook up a contender for the title that goes to the meanest and nastiest competitor in wrestling today, instead calling me out for boozing up on Twitter because finding an actual competitor takes thought. Maybe some nimrod below my talent level will show up some day that strikes your fancy.

Maybe not.

Keeping me from the nominal place of the XWF holds your place as a legend among those you don't want to explain my existence to.

But since you're chickenshit and NOT the Universal Champion, I'm going to win it despite you.

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