You know what Boris can not stand, comrades?

It is Western spies thinking they know anything about Slovakia blyat! They watch news and read internet but they could not find Slovakia on map. Is upsetting.

Charles Nails is latest to say things about Slovakia that he does not know. He put country into Google machine and read first thing that come up. You do not know about country blin!

Yes, Slovakia has many hard working Slavs that make economy go. Is the pride of Slavs to be able to feed family. But just because we work, does not mean we always paid well blin. And Slovakia, is about to go through hard times blin!

States of United America has struggles, but you know what is struggle? Is watching country not know how to handle Karen virus. Is politicians refusing to enter 21 century blin. Is the election of a leader who blames all problems on enemies and makes whole country hate each other. America knows nothing of these things blin.

You want know more about Slovakia, Nails? Boris will teach you. Come to bar, I buy you drink, no problem. This is after Sewage, though. Because Boris is going to beat you up and show you the power of the cheeki breeki.