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Kris The Hammer Von Bonn · (08-05-2020)

Okay the rules stipulate that we must trash talk all of our opponents in the Battle Royal. Even though there are at least 7 of us who actually gave a fuck in the first week. Which means there may be just 7 actual participants in the Battle Royal.

But here is the thing guys, I am going to become the first Wednesday Night Warfare MVP.

So let's go through the list shall we, just in case we have to name everyone.

TOMMY WISH

Let me just say you seem to want this pretty bad, but good on for you trying, but what gives you the right to try and become the MVP of Wednesday Nights, when you only show up half the fucking time. You really don't need to try, because it's not going to be a good fit for a part timer.

SCOTT CHARLOTTE

Who the fucking hell is Scott Charlotte? A nobody that's who. A newbie that thinks he's way too big above himself to try and give this a shot. Do us all a favor and stay the fuck away.

THADDEUS DUKE

The so called Television Champion, who doesn't seem like he cares or wants to hang around. How long are you going to stick around for this time Thad? I'll give you props for trying. But that's just it. You don't deserve to be MVP because you don't even know whether you are coming or going. What a fucking joke.

MINXS

I was going to watch your match with Lynx in interest, but there's no need to now, because you've proven to us that you don't give a shit, so why should I talk about you any more. Fuck off.

HANARI CARNES

What a massive let down you are. I was looking forward to throwing your ass out of the ring. But you didn't say nothing first week, and it's just you don't give a flying fuck. You are a waste of space. No more needs to be said.

MANDII RIDER

At one point in time Mastermind spoke highly of you. But I'll go ahead and ask the question. Who the hell is Mandii Rider when she's at home? No one. That's who. Someone who clearly wanted to come back but dropped her balls. Goodbyte again Mandii. Whoever the fuck you are.

LIAM ROBERTS

Oh dear, what a loser we have here. No wonder he hasn't shown up yet. He lost to my stablemate Scarlet The Hunteress Donaldson. on their first night on Anarchy. Stay away Liam you do not deserve to be MVP, and you do not deserve to be in the Battle Royal.

PETER FN GILMOUR

At least you got the balls to try this Peter, unlike others who dropped theirs. You may have a chance but not with me around. You may think you're the unofficial MVP of Wednesday Nights, but when it comes to officially prove it, you have no chance. But you'll give it a shot.

AZRAEL EREBUS

"Hello, Mr. Alien. Still, nowhere to be found? I still reckon you should call home and get picked up because you are not as good as you once were. You won't be winning this event. I will. Just like I will win our match.

ROBBIE BOURBON

You're someone who I would call a big threat, but can a fat fuck like you survive what it takes to be able to stay in the ring, with a massive target on your back. I'm sure everyone will just gang up on you and chuck your sorry fat ass out of the ring, or risk being eliminated by you. I for one will try to get you out whenever possible. I know a few tricks. What do you know?

DALLAS MARSHALL

Who gives a shit about Dallas? Not me. Just a newbie wannabe who's way too deep over his head for this event.

LYNX

I'll give you props for even attempting this match. But it won't get you very far. You just need to learn from the one and only MVP, and that's me. So good luck, because that's all you are going to get.

GRIFFIN MACALISTER

This event was made for you MacAlister, but just like the most of the others, you failed in your attempt to be bothered to turn up. That's on you. Sucker.

BRIAN STORM

Funny fella for even attempting to be in this match. You suck as much as Liam. But good on you for turning up. If you ever do. You will be easy pickings. Need I need to say anything else?

SUPREME DYLAN

You are an interesting person Dylan. One who might make it far in this match, but not too far. Because I'll be winning this match.

BILBO AND CALVARY

Both are jokes. Need I say more?

GAGE GANNON

I would have considered you a threat. But you fucked up, and now I no longer consider you one, so do us all a favor and fuck off out of this match.

I am going to be the first Wednesday Night Warfare MVP guys. No need to say anything more.

I am your judge, I am your jury and and I am your executioner, and come Wednesday Night Warfare, after the Battle Royal I will also be your MVP.

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