07-14-2020, 10:06 PM
MASTERMIND'S LOCKER ROOM
MATMUT ATLANTIQUE STADIUM
BORDEAUX
FRANCE
The camera fades into the locker room of Mastermind just a couple of hours before the start of Wednesday Night Warfare. He has arrived early to mentally prepare for the biggest match of his career this year.
He is sitting on a stool in the middle of the locker room looking at a tablet.
The Misfits are also there situated in different parts of the locker room.
"God damn it, I'll be starting on the backfoot,"
The camera can't see what he is looking aton the tablet, but Antony clears his throat very loudly, to make Mastermind lift his head, to see he is going live to the XWF Universe. He hurriedly puts the tablet away, and focuses on the camera.
"Well here we are, just a few hours away from the start of Wednesday Night Warfare, and that means, my match with Shawn Warstein, for his Universal title, is fast approaching, and that means everything that has been said over the last two weeks is about to come to a head.
"I just want to say a few things about what Shawn has previously said, so people know that I am entirely focused on tonight, and making damn sure I give 110 percent, no, make that 120 per cent against one of the XWF's top assholes.
"Giving 100 percent will not cut it tonight, nor will giving 110 percent, but I believe 120 percent may just be able to match Shawn and give him the fright of his life. So let's get ready."
Mastermind sits up straight, and Antony walks to his side and stares at the camera.
"Shawn has stated that you befuddled him, confused him, that you are very bland, and that the XWF is scraping the bottom of the barrell when it came time to finding an opponent for him,"
Antony walks to the other side, and walks off camera. Mastermind looks at the camera and smirks his infamous smirk.
I am quite glad I befuddle you Shawn, because it shows you don't really know how to beat me this time around. We are trapped in a glass cage, and there's no way put to try and get some breathing space. You are out of options if you think you beat me any other way.
"That's why I confuse you, because the fact that you are trapped with me, makes you all the more nervous that there might bea slight chance in your eyes that I can and will beat you. It just requires a tiny slip up on your part for me to take the match to you. You are scared, Shawn, I can see it in your eyes, and I will smell it when we meet as it will perforating off of you.
"As for me being bland, I'd rather be bland than look and sound like an ignorant bastard who thumbs his nose up at almost everyone.
"And as for the XWF having to scrape the bottom of the barrell to put me into this match. That's not what happen you stuck up ignoramus. What happened was they needed someone to go toe to toe with you, so you didn't get complacent befpre Leap of Faith. Not only did you get complacent but you dropped the ball by looking like a complete and utter dick,"
Antony walked back on screen and stopped beside Mastermind.
"He compared us Misfits to the AGK, whoever the fuck they are, and he reckons he even loves the sound of hos own voice,"
Once again Antony walks off camera. Once again Mastermind smiles.
"Shawn does indeed loves the sound of his own voice, he's continiously yapping like the fucking mutt that he is, and when mutts yap consistently people go out of their way to put them down. So that's what I'm going to do to Fuzz, put him down and put him out of his fucking misery.
"As for the AGK, they are a figment of Shawns overactive imagination. They are part of the WWE, and we all know that WWE personalities do not belong in the XWF. They always get driven out. Maybe Shawn will be driven out when he loses his previous title to me. Wouldn't that be nice?"
This time it's Kris The Hammer Von Bonn walks onto the camera shot and stops besides Mastermind.
"Shawn seems to yave memory loss, he still doesn't know who you are, still can't remember ever beimg im the same ring as you. He also compared you to a drywall, and he also reckons you are handicapped,"
Kris walks off camera and Mastermind just chuckles.
"Shawn, it sounds to me if you have had one too many head knocks, one too many concussions, and we all know that you have had one too many drinks.
"But tonight Shawn, you will feel like you have been sent into the future, when I will beat the crap out of you by sending you into the middle of next week. You will wake up with more than a sore head if that's the case.
"There's a massive difference to the drywall that you described and the drywall that I know about. My drywalls are good for sound control and reducing sound transmission. That's good in my case, because it blocks out your constant vile crap that ypu sprout, that means that I don't need to listen any more, and what a relief that'll be. For everyone.
"Now as for your comment about me being handicapped, that makes me so disappointed in you Shawn? Or should I say proud of you. You know what it's like to be handicapped, because you pass on your insecurities to others and blame others, why am I not surprised. Its just you projecting fears onto others,"
Melanie 'Crayzee' Childs skipped up to Mastermind, and stops beside him. She looks into the camera. Mastermind tries to flick her on her hand to get her to refocus. A wicked smile crosses her face.
"The delusional man, Shawn Warstein, says he opened up the dance floor for an open challenged but no one wanted to dance with him.
"He's not worried about you or this match. He thinks of himself as the all mighty savior to the XWF. What a load of horse shit."
Melanie starts humming and skips off camera. Mastermind just snickers before collecting himself and looking seriously into the camera.
"You said you had an open challenge? You did? When? Oh that's right? No one took up that opportunity because no one apart from Noah gives a rat ass about you. They would easily attack you for being a sucker, or get drafted in like I did.
"You may think you rule the roost, Shawn, but you really don't. No one answered your challenge because they saw you and laughed their asses off because you wanted competition, but never got it. Its not on your terms Shawn, its on others.
"You maybe the Uni Chump, but you aren't the be all and end all, you are just Shawn Warstein.
"As for me, I never saw your open pathetic challenge. I'm just glad I was drafted.
"You said previously that you had enough plof communicating with me, but I forced you to reply. What a sad cunt. You should uave stopped communicating. It makes you look weak, and it makes you look a fool, and a liar. You are a soft cock.
"You aren't the XWF's saviour like you claim to be, you are a nobody who just has the Uni title, you are a chump, and you are just plain Shawny Shaelwn Warstein. I know better saviours than you. I am YOUR Saviour because I'm here to end your reign and take you back to tje promise land that as the new butt of all jokes when you lose to yours truly. It's my time Shawn, yours, is over,"
The newest member of the misfits, Scarlet The Hunteress Donaldson, walks carefully onto the camera, and stops beside Mastermind.
"Your prey has stated that you are a midcarder. That if you beat him he will be the laughing stock of the XWF and the whole world. He called you nothing.
Scarlet walks off camera, Mastermind watches her walk away, then focuses on the camera.
"Prey, I like that.
"Shawn, I know that I am a mid carder because while fat heads like you are around, you guys will always hog the limelight like the dweebs that you are, constantly craving the dicks of your boring public. You say you don't but we all know that you do. That's why you like to hang with Noah. He gives you guys the spotlight that you don't get otherwise. Just keep following Noah's butt. It'll light up the way forward for you.
"As for you being the laughing stock of not only the XWF but the world. We all know that is going to ve the case. Because the whole Universe will be laughing at you. Because I'm not nothing, I'm not no one, I'm not a loser, I am THE MAN, THE PERSON, THE SAVIOUR, who is coming fir you and your title and by the end of the night, I WILL VE SENDING YOU THROUGH THOSE GLASD WALLS TO SHATTER YOUR DREAMS AND HOPES, because I am Mastermind, and I am the next shockingly, UNIVERSAL CHAMPION,"
Mastermind gets up and chucks the chair at the camera. It intentionally misses. Mastermind smirks and walks off camera.
Melanie skips onto camera , stops and raises two fingers.
"Peace to the world, live life and be prosper, and oh Shawny, follow the light that leads to your downfall and to Noah's butt, let's all rejoice,"
Melanie squeals so loudly that everyone else puts their hands over their ears, and the camera screen cracks. Melanie stops squealing and walks off the other side. Mastermind can be shrugging his arms and laughing at the unrehearsed momeny. Just accepting the situation like he is about to accept that he is the next Uni champion.
Overall - 64 Wins 107 Losses 8 Technicals 2 Draws 1 No Contest
Comeback Record - 4 Wins 5 Losses
8th Year Record - 2024 - 4 Wins 5 Losses
7th Year Record 2023 - 5 Wins 16 Losses
6th Year Record 2022 - 5 Wins 8 Losses 1 Draw
5th Year Record 2020 - 7 Wins 12 Losses 1 No Contest
4th Year Record 2019 - 12 Wins 1 Draw 21 Losses
3rd Year Record 2018 - 6 Wins 2 Losses
2nd Year Record 2015 - 1 Wins 9 Losses 2 Technical
1st Year Record 2014 - 24 Wins 34 Losses 6 Technicals
February 2020 Star of The Month
November 2014 Star Of The Month
Former 2x XWF Television Champion
Former XWF Thursday Night Anarchy Champion - 2022 - 1 Successful Defence
Former Three Time X-Treme Champion
Former Two Time Ark of the Covenant Champion
Lost in the 1st Round of the Woodstock Open - Wrestlestock 2019
Semi Finalist in the XWF King of the Ring 2020
50TH CAREER WIN vs TOMMY WISH - Wednesday Night Warfare - 2ND SEPTEMBER 2020
100TH CAREER LOSS vs BOB D - Weekend Warfare - 12TH AUGUST 2023
150TH MATCH vs HGH
100TH MATCH vs LUX - FOR THE TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
50TH MATCH vs DUNCAN B DEADLY
HAVE APPEARED IN 22 PAY PER VIEW MATCHES IN XWF HISTORY
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