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AntonyTheJerk · (04-09-2020)

OOC: I've been having trouble accessing Kris The Hammer Von Bonn account, so until I get that sorted his promo will be done through this account

All I wanted to do was participate in a match again. My last match was just before Christmas. I had been supporting my Manager, Antony The Jerk as we supported our bigger boss Mastermind through his transition from being a face to being what Noah Jackson would call a cunt. I enjoyed what Noah Jackson had to say just quietly.

Don't get me wrong I also supported Antony when he was at his height, but lately, he has been quiet. Quite right too as Mastermind had to turn heel and we all had to support him, after all, he is our main benefactor.

I knew The Misfits had a benefactor. We were always told that. We were told when I was signed to be a member of the Misfits, that we had a benefactor but we weren't told his name.

The only person who knew his name was Antony. Not that I have an issue with that. Our main job was to train and be ready when called upon to start our career in the XWF.

I only found out that Mastermind was the benefactor during his big reveal. Both Melanie and I were shocked. But I have nothing against the guy, he's done pretty well since turning heel. After all, he got all the way to the Semi-Final of the King of The Ring. I enjoyed our little support of him. We've been able to work together to injure people when Mastermind felt the need to.

But like I said I've been ready to return to my own normality by being in the ring. So what happens when I get the chance to do that? I come up against a nobody. Red-X. Who the fuck is Red-X? What the fuck has he done lately? What a fucking joke. He is a dummkopf. He is the XWF's equivalent of what we Germans call a der Dorftrottel.

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MANCHESTER, ENGLAND

Just before Wednesday Night Warfare, the camera fades into the locker room of Kris The Hammer Von Bonn. Sitting beside him is his Manager Antony The Jerk, and standing behind him looking like she wanted to be anywhere else, was Melanie 'Crayzee' Childs. The camera also spots The Misfits benefactor, Mastermind, sitting in the corner of the shot watching on with interest.

Kris is trying the think of something to say.

He looks across to Antony and shakes his head.

Antony looks at the camera.

"I guess I will go first since my 'client' is struggling to come up with words to say about his upcoming opponent."

"Red-X you should consider yourself lucky coming up against my 'client' in his first match back in the XWF since before Christmas. If you haven't noticed he is ready. He has been chomping at the bit to be taken off of the leash, and he is going to be let off, tonight, on Wednesday Night Warfare. You are going to wish you shouldn't have put your name forward for a match. In fact it seems, you are a disappointment in the eyes of the XWF Management as you don't seem to get it. You never hardly promo, yet you turn up and you get yourself destroyed very easily."

"So here's a tip Red-X, retire. You aren't serious. You never have been serious. You are just a joke. So why don't you waddle off into the sunset and fuck off. I think everyone is tired of what you cannot give. So just do us all a favor and walk away."

Antony looks back at Kris.

"Are you ready now?"

Kris nods. He looks at the camera.

"Hey Red-X here's what I think of you. You are just a piece of HundeschieBe that I somehow mistakenly walkthrough on the bottom of my shoes. I am going to clear it off, and that means I am going to destroy you. To me you are useless. You are the der Dorftrottel of all der Dorftrottel's. I'm ready for you, but I know that you aren't ready for me, because if you were you would take this thing seriously. You would take our match seriously. But you haven't. You are a bloody joke."

"Speaking of jokes. Hey Melanie."

Melanie stops looking distracted and looks down at Kris.

"Yes Kris?"

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Red-X!"

"Red-X who?"

"Exactly."

Antony is seen giggling.

Melanie starts laughing.

Chris stands up.

"I've had enough. I'll show him in the ring that I mean business. Enough talking, it's time for action."

Chris grabs his hammer and walks away from the camera. Melanie follows him. Antony looks back at Mastermind, who just smirks, and both of them get up and walk off. The camera fades out.

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