Jim Jimson is playing WWE 2k19 because WWE 2k20 is a fucking dumpster-fire until an alarm goes off. Jim gets up and presses a button stopping the beeping

did any of you hear that? It's my bullshit alarm. It went off because Kris' or should I say Anthony's promo is BULLSHIT. I will go through a 10 hour, in-depth breakthrough of all the promos you have done, lets start wi-



Jims phone starts ringing. Jim picks up the phone

Hello?
Oh hi granny,

Yeah I can talk......



3 and a half hours later

ok so I have less than an hour now. I will do a not-so-indepth breakthrough of Kris' latest promo

Let's start off with what you said first.

You said, that I said Melanie's and Kris' promos are same, the thing is, I said, basically meaning that they are very, very similar. NOT the same. Out of the poeple, I would expect a businessman like you Anothy would read the fine print

Then you said that me saying Thunder Knuckles and Peter Gilmore attacking you is a 1.25 attack is a dumb thing to say. Come on, Peter Gilmore is in his 50s, he may be very attractive, but he's not exactly in his wrestling prime anymore, and that's fine, eventually we wake up and we can't do things we used to do anymore, that's just life.

You then made a gross generalisation saying that Americans, Australians, Canadians, Mexicans, English at all the same. he said MEXICO, THE UK, AUSTRALIA, AMERICA are ALL THE SAME. Definitely no different culture, nationality, history. No, they are all the same. Just like how Germany, France, Austria, Poland are the same, right Kris?

You then went on a rant against me saying that I'm not original and that I cheated. I don't know what you are talking about there, maybe Centy boy, said something like that, but that just proves my point that you should get out of there, if multiple people are saying the same thing, maybe that's a reason to listen.

You then said that you are better than me in every possible way, well if you were better than me, maybe you wouldn't have to tell us your life story to get a promo over 500 words. And can we talk about how Melaine and Kris use the same type of promo structure We go from some trash-talking to the backstory, then back to trash-talking. It's almost like someone is making up fake backstories for them, so they can sound more mysterious, but who would write someone else's promo for them. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You then said that doing drugs once is too many times and that I'm bad news since I did it once. Are you telling me and all the people watching the XWF that if you do drugs there is no turning back? Are you trying to say that people like Brittany Shelton, Randy Kemp and Esther Nagle, that they should have just given up because they had a drug addiction and they can't change there lives?

Kris/ Anthony speaking for Kris. FUCK YOU!. Fuck you for saying that people with drug addictions, can't turn there lives around. You are the reason why people who have learnt their lesson from prison, get out and have such a tough time getting back on their feet. You are the type of person to push a stigma that ruins people's lives. You are an all-around piece of shit!

You then said that me saying that the dolphins are talking to me, was just more proof that I'm crazy. The dolphins have a real life form, the voices Melaine talks too, are all in her head, the dolphins are on the outside are 100% real and they haven't talked to me in quite a while. That's because I have murdered so many, that now the dolphins are so weak they can't even telepathically talk to me anymore. (also by the way "crazyer is spelt crazier" You should learn how to spell)

Jim picks up a pinecone

Come warfare Kris, I'll kick your arse and become the new number one contender for the Hart Championship, Becuase I am going to MAKE YOU MY FUCKING BITCH! And I am Jim Jimson and YOU will remember that!



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