Last time On David's Adventure's...David found himself inside of the Cornerstone pub until suddenly the most disgusting, Evil, Flabby, Hairy monster to ever be seen by anyone's eyes. Cletus McPorkchop.

When I heard the doors bust opened my first though was that it was Thomas figuring out where I had gone too. When I turned around at the front door which was about nine feet away from me, was the evil monstrosity that is.... Cletus...McPorkchop... I was in genuine fear, I knocked the table I was sitting at down punched everyone that was in my, Kicked the bathroom door down and hid in the stall. The monster began to speak....

"Hey Ya'll!!! how are aaaal you manly men doing here? I'm sure you're all doing just peaches...I would like to know where Davey and Tommy are though. IF non of you tell me I am going to have to whip out one of my tentacles and start rapin' people. Anyone? No one feels like talking to a short fat stubby man in a mesh shirt and hot pants? Ya'll are so prejudice. I could probably Kill all of you if it helps."

Then after a couple of seconds I could hear Cletus say thank you.... One of the guys must have sold me out dammit! I opened the stall and to my luck....there he was right in my face.

"What do you want from me!? Why don't you just go find someone else to rape...?"

"awww you're making this too easy Davey. I'm gonna give you 69 seconds to get away from this place before I hunt you down and rape you with this Rooster right here."

"Fuck! Shit! God Dammit! Tommy! Help! Cletus has returned! oh Fuck! He's counting to sixty nine while twirling anal beads!"

When I got back to the base I ran up to Thomas who was sitting on a barrel eating some hamburger helper. I told him that Cletus was back and we have to get the fuck outta here and go get the fantastic muthafuckin' four back together to kill this fuckin' monster! He said something but I don't know what he said because his mouth was full with Hamburger helper. I gulped....Stared at me for about five seconds. Jumped up, got in his car, told me to get in, I got in!, then he drove as fast as that car could possibly drive. Our first stop was old Patchy himself. We were on top of the tallest mountain, we could hear some dragons of in the distance...I mean really, really far away. I heard a dragon shout " DOVAHKIIN!!!" but I'm not entirely sure. We both walked inside, the cave smelled of coffee grinds and Orange skins. Right around this dark tunnel was a throne made from used toothpicks.

"No! stay away from my coffee grrrriiiiiinds!"

"Cletus has returned...."

"we're getting the FMF4 back together...you're their leader..."

"take me to the othas then boys...But whos gunna watch my coffee grinds?"

"The orange peels"

"Oh well ok then

I never realized that Patchy was This annoying until now. I mean the whole ride to the old house on Drury lane. Once we got there Thomas banged on the door and all we could hear was a loud commotion going on inside of the house. It sounded like a man and a woman fighting with each other about who has to unclog the toilet. Finally Damien Demetrie answered the door. He was a old fart that I surprisingly worked with back before I died the first time. He was Married to this extremely fat Bitch named Ethel. She used to always call Damien when we were on stealth missions and she blew our damn cover...ALL THE TIME...

"Davey boy! what brings you to my lovely abode?!"

"Cletus...Patchy is in the car taking a nap while sucking on Thomas's.....Thumb because it was the only thing that would shut him up."

"intersetin'.. Now let me just tell Ethel fuck her and we should be good to go!"

So then we got on our way. Thomas was Driving, I had to let Patchy suck on my thumb now so he wouldn't start yelling about conspiracy theories anymore. Damien was petting Patchies very small amount of hair he had on the backside of his head. We drove up to a church... I could already hear the guy from the parking lot. Me and Thomas walked in and there he was preaching to absolutely no one at the podium.

"Financial crises could be explained by the presence of too many immigrants or too few greenbacks MY BROTHU'S!!!!

War could be attributed to munitions makers or international bankers.

Peace conferences failed because we were duped by the British or tricked by the French or deceived by the Russians. Protest With me Brothers and Sisters!"

"You realize that There's no one here right?"

"Does he think that's there's still people here?"

'Oh yeah...he's blind"

"well SHEEEEIT!"

We picked up Angry Black Preacher guy or how we refer him as ABPG. We put him in the car next to patchy and Damien and drove to our final destination. This car was so god damn loud with the sucking noises of patchy on Damien's thumb, ABPG yelling about conspiracy theories. Thomas munching on Hamburger helper while driving, My veins pulsing while punching the car door, and the thought that Cletus could be following us right now! Then I thought that it was just going to get more annoying when we pick up the final person... Crazy Bob...

We pulled up to the Hidden cave with more than 50 torches outside of it making it unbelievably bright. Me ad Thomas walked in and there he was The other black guy of the group. Crazy bob had the best Afro I have ever seen in my life...He had over two thousand torches scattered all over this cave, It was really bright. He ran up to us.

"Want some torch's I have really nice torch's these torch's are on sale I will give you these torch's for only two dollars a torch I mean c'mon everyone in town has bought a torch I love torch's, torch's are so magnificent I mean have you seen my torch's my torch's are so heavenly..."

"SHUTUP YOU BLACK BASTARD!"

Thomas is observing one of the torches in the back of the cave. I told Crazy bob to shut up and get in the god damn car. Thomas took three torch's and got back into the car and started to drive. When we were almost out of the forest where crazy bob's cave was then all of a sudden Cletus's Dick crashed right through windshield. Me and Thomas screamed and we stopped the car and jumped behind two conveniently places rocks. The muthafuckin 4 got out of the car and got into a weird formation and they yelled something.

"MF4 powers activate!"
"MF4 powers activate!"
"MF4 powers activate Brutha!"
"MF 4 powers activate! TORCH'S!"

They all got into a Megazord


The damn thing was huge! I couldn't believe that they made that thing by saying one sentence! But then Cletus turned into this giant pink squishy tentacle monster that looks like it was made in Japan! They both started to scream and running at each other and then they clashed!