TEMPORARY MISFITS COMMAND CENTRE
NEWPORT CITY, WALES

TEMPORARY PROMO ROOM

Misfits Manager Antony The Jerk and his client Kris The Hammer Von Bonn were waiting to be given the go ahead to start their promo. The XWF camera man who was hired to help them with promos finally gives them the go ahead.

"So my 'clients' Warfare opponent, Jim Jimson, has said a few things that we know isn't true, so we are going to set the record straight. Isn't that right Mr Von Bonn?"

"Yes!"

"So how this works is I'll quote from what Mr Jimson stated and Mr Von Bonn will answer. Are you ready Mr Von Bonn?"

"Mr Jimson stated 'That I, Anthony the Jerk writes your promo which are the same as Miss Childs.' your response?"

Kris folded his arms as he looked defensive. His hammer was beside him on the table.

"First comment. Forgetting about the comment that you weren't 'double teamed because combined Thunder Knuckles and Gilmour weighed more at 1.25. That to me was very stupid comment to make."

"Agreed. Not worth my time talking about it"

"Mr Jimson stated 'you called him an American, when he is clearly an Australian.' your response?"

"Americans, Australians, Canadians, Mexicans, English. They are all the same to me. What a cry baby. Just get on with it."

"Mr Jimson stated 'That I, Anthony the Jerk writes your promo which are the same as Miss Childs.' your response?"

Kris looks at the camera and starts laughing. He suddenly becomes serious again.

"That's basically saying that Mr The Jerk speaks the entire time like a ventriloquist. You see our mouths moving and yet you hear his voice? That shows me you are still on drugs."

This time Antony turns back to the camera.

"And as for your comment that I am distancing myself from my 'clients', I'll take this one. You seem to have jump on the bandwagon of one or two others, so Mr Jimson you aren't original! You didn't come up with this by yourself so you cheated, and you have the balls to come at my 'client' and say he is says thing that I tell him to say?"

"Not likely. I am a hard task master. I'll say it again. I don't give out appreciation unless it's well earned. Mr Von Bonn got his first win on Saturday but he did'nt achieve it to the best of his abilities.
I knew that and so did he. So he knows what he has to do to make things right for Round 2."

"I will give praise when its due, but I'll critique when it's necessary.
Because babying people won't help. I have 100 percent faith in both my 'clients' but they just have to keep working hard."

"I will never ditch them but everyone outside of the Misfit's seem to have their own opinions. But that's just it, opinions. They aren't apart of the Misfits so they don't even know what they are talking about."

"Mr Von Bonn and Miss Childs will continue to be Misfits. They aren't leaving anytime soon, and nor am I distancing myself from there. And that's all I have to say about that."

"Shall we continue Mr Von Bonn?"

"Yes! We shall."

"Mr Jimson has stated that 'you think that he is a lesser opponent than you.' What is your response?"

Kris smiles.

"Oh I know I am way better than Jim Jimson in every way possible. I will show you by how much come Warfare."

"Mr Jimson then goes on to state that 'he only did drugs only the once.' What is your response?"

"In my books once is one time too many. I know I've been around people who have done drugs. Drugs is bad news, which makes Jim Jimson bad news."

"Mr Jimson then goes on to state that 'he is annoyed that you called him crazy. Part of it was to do with him speaking to dolphins. He was adamant that dolphins talked to him. What is your response?"

Kris chuckles and then starts laughing.

"He's annoyed that I called him crazy? Dolphons talk to him! How is that not fucking crazy. I've seen crazy, heck my own stablemate is way crayzer than you. But Jim you are still crazy. You've proven it time and again."

"Do you have last thoughts or comments before we finish?"

"I've proven that Jim Jimson is a lesser light, who gets annoyed at the tiniest of things and that's probably because of his drug use. He's just as crazy as Melanie and that's saying something!"

Kris picks up his Hammer and shows it to the camera.

"Come Warfare Jim, I'll take you out and become the new number one contender for the Hart title, because I am your JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER, And I am the Hammer and what the Hammer says, goes!!!"

Kris throws the Hammer at the camera and it just misses. He walks out of the promo room followed by Antony. The camera is turned off.

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