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Kenzi Grey · (10-18-2019)

The scene opened on the set of Hawaii’s (new) favorite talk show; ‘Howzit Ohana!’ The host, Akamu Ahe, stood on the set of his show, which actually resembled more of a beach hut, surrounded by his faithful watchers.

“HOWZIT OHANA?!”

The fans cheered and he clapped his hands together as he announced his guest.

“Beautiful family, just beautiful! Today Akamu has a VERY special treat for all of you! Now, I know that a lot of you are HUGE wrestling fans, just like Akamu, so you all know that the XWF will be at the Neal S. Blaisdell Center tomorrow night for Saturday Night Savage!”

The fans clapped and cheered.

“Well, I have…without a doubt…the BIGGEST star on their entire roster…right here TONIGHT!”

The fans cheered as they chanted for TV Champion 'THADDEUS DUKE!’

“No Fam…BIGGER!”

More cheers as they chanted for Hart Champion ‘CENTURION!’

“BIGGER!”

They chant for X-Treme Champion ‘FUZZ’ and even Universal Champion ‘THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER’ but Akamu shook his head.

“NO! Way WAY bigger than that! Ohana…please welcome the star of television’s Hexx, and the reigning XWF Tag Team and UGWC Chaos Champion…KENZI GREY!”

Kenzi comes out to a smattering of applause, walking gingerly. Akamu pulls her seat out, then sneaks a peek as he sits beside her.

“Howzit Kenzi! But…it looks like that question is answered already for us. We all saw you bravely dealing with that injury through the tag team tournament, culminating in you and your wife become the Tag Team Champions. However, it looks like that injury is still giving you trouble.”

Kenzi shrugged.

“It’s not healing up as quickly as I would like, but I’m fine. I’m using the crutches just to help it along. Nothing like a little time to heal those old wounds, you know?”

“Speaking of old wounds, we all saw what happened on the last day of Relentless with you and Vinnie Lane. He was revealed to have been the one that originally caused your injury. You laid a pretty serious beating on the majority owner of the company for that. Are you facing any consequences?”

Kenzi rolled her eyes, looking for all the world like her wife.

“Not as far as I know. Look! I am the one who got injured, but he and I will deal with that down the line…face to face! What I want to talk about is a brand-new show that should be out soon, Bad Date! It’s written by Adi Goldblum and it even has, ironically, the XWF TV Champ, Thad Duke! It’s such a weird and whacky show…people will either love it or hate it!”

“That seems strange. Probably not the greatest endorsement I ever heard for a show.”

“Well, let’s just say that it’s dark and it’s REALLY weird! I’m actually SUPER excited to be bringing it to TV. Adi is a great person…really funny, and I am happy to be part of this project.”

“You know, Big D…the man who will face Thad Duke on Saturday Night has already said that the show looks like a flop.”

Kenzi chuckled.

“Well…so was his last title match, sooooo…I guess he’d know about flops, huh?”

The crowd “Ooooooooooh’ed!” but Kenzi continued laughing, without a care in the world.

“Well Fam, I hope the show does well, but the show I want to talk about is Saturday Night Savage. XWF is going to put on a great show with a lot of big stars! We talked about Duke and Big D, that’s the main event, but there is also an X-Treme Title match with Fuzz defending against Kieran Overton! That’s going to be something!”

Kenzi, again shrugged her shoulders.

“Maybe, but we all know that the fans really want to see the Anarchy Champion in action…I know I do!”

“Vita Valenteen is wrestling?!”

Akamu jumped out of his chair as Kenzi threatened to clock him. He waived his hands in mock surrender and gestured for Kenzi to continue.

“The REAL Anarchy Champion will be in action, wrestling real competition and not some fly-by-night indy ‘talent.’ Sarah will be taking on Griffin MacAlister in an X-Treme Rules match, so that means that things will probably get out of control pretty fast! However, that is where my wife thrives. All the people in XWF who spend hours typing out their hatred of her while crying buckets of tears to fill our beautiful new swimming pool are only highlighting why Sarah Grey-Lacklan is going to walk out of that arena with another convincing victory!”

“I understand that you actually made a top five reasons list of why Sarah will win the match tomorrow night. Please, the stage is yours…”

Kenzi nodded, turning to the fans as she rattled off the top 10 reasons Sarah would win tomorrow night…

“Reason #5: Mechanics get paid by the hour and Sarah doesn’t! Griff is going down quicker than Vita Valenteen sucking off anyone who pretends that reclaimed bullshit title of hers is anything other than a load of crap!”

“Reason #4: If Bad Date flops, I’ll need her earnings to pay Thad’s salary! Unfortunately, I blew it all on getting Fuzz an autographed photo of Sharknado star Tara Reid!”

“Reason #3: Noah is a CUNT!”

Akamu looked perplexed.

“He’s not even in this match!”

“I don’t make the rules, I just stick to them. If he learned to do that, maybe he could stay on social media longer than an hour without getting kicked the fuck off!”

She clears her throat.

“Reason #2: Shane

had customs search our bags for the substances we use to drug our opponents to get those CRAXY #FreeWins, but the joke is on him…they never checked my sweet, sweet prison wallet!”

Kenzi patted the side of her ass and winked into the camera.

“Reason #1: MANAGEMENT ALREADY SHOWED US THE SCRIPT WHERE GRIFF GET'S SARAH'D!”

The crowd cheered as the segment ended and Kenzi met with the fans.

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