06-10-2013, 07:38 AM
The sound of Chris Legend firing up his lighter echoes throughout the entire Legend Mansion.....
Chris Legend is sitting in his $10,000, gold incrested couch. In his lap theres a baseball bat, with shards of glass glued to it.
Mike Mayhem is standing at the door, arms crossed as if daring danger to come his direction.
Legend puts the cigerette to his lips and takes a puff....
He exhales, and looks up at Mayhem....
Legend: "So, did he give you any trouble...? "
Mayhem looks at Legend and replies......
Mayhem: "None at all....
Legend stands up, baseball bat in hand he walks over to the far corner of the room, where a mysterious man is seated on the floor, arms, and feet bound.......
Legend takes the baseball bat, and pokes the man in the back with the end of it.....
Legend: "Ive been looking for you, a very long time......
Ten long years to be exact........
Legend takes the cover from over the mans head...
He then pushes the guys head back with the end of the bat.....
Legend: " I see you've met my head of security Mr Mayhem.....
Legend points at Mike Mayhem with the bat, and the two glance over at him....
Legend: "You have absolutely no idea who i am..... Do you???
The guy attempts to talk with the tape on his mouth but, every word is muffled.....
While he is trying to speak, Legend begins to yell....
Legend: "Dont speak!! Dont fuckin speak!!!
Just as he finishes Legend takes the bat and cracks the guy across th face with the bat....
The shards of glass slice through the guys face like a knife to bologne...
Legend kneels next to the bleeding man.......
Legend: "Do you know what defines Xtreme?? "
All the man can do is moan in agony......
Legend: "Like what really makes a guy Xtreme........
"Ill tell you what i think..... Xtreme is the depth a person is willing to dive in order to inflict pain....."
Legend: " Lets take you for instense....
" Ive waited ten long years...!
Legend digs in his pockets t retrieve a set of brass knuckles...
He strikes the man in the face....
Legend: "TEN LONG YEARS! To find the scum bag, who took my parents away.....
You mowed them over like they were nothing, then you kept going.......
JUst as Legend is about to strike the final blow with the bat, he glances at Mayhem.... Legend begins to take the tape off the guys mouth... Blood oozes from his teeth...
Legend: "Id actually like to hear you apologize....
Guy: "Please....Please.... it wasnt me......"
Legend: What are you talking about..... I remember the description of your car dumb ass....
And i specifically remember the bumper sticker "Life sucks....Blow me" on the back...
"You got any more lies you wanna tell me, cause im listening...."
Guy: "I bought this car........
The guy is gasping, and struggling to breath....
Guy: "I bout this car, at an.....an auction....
Legend: "What the fuck are you talkin about.....!!
Legend grabs the guys jaws and squeezes..
Guy: " About three years ago, I was invited to a car auction a friend of mine was having........
"He may be able to..... Help!!!
Legend squeezes the guys jaws tighter.....
Legend: "This better check out... Or you and my good friend Brassie....
He looks at his knuckles....
Legend: " Are going to become real acquainted...."
Legend pushes the guys head against the wall.........
Just as Legend makes it to his feet he hears a promo from CM Punk......
He walks over to the 60inch flat screen mounted on the wall, above the fireplace....
He envisions himself taking his bat, and brass knuckles to Punks face....
Then he imagines how it would feel to go barry bonds all over Dean Mcgoverns face...
He shows a grin then smashes the television repeatedly with the bat.....
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