Hunter Payne
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06-09-2013, 05:45 PM
-A XWF X-tra footage exclusively on XWF99.com. Steve Sayors interviews the debuting Hunter Payne-
Sayors: Ladies and Gentlemen... Hunter Payne ...
-Camera zooms out to show Hunter Payne on camera-
Sayors: Now Mr. Payne, what are your thoughts on your upcoming match?
Payne: Tomorrow night! The Machiavelli of Wrestling, The future of XWF, Hunter Payneee!!! Teams up with A Super Alien from the planet Krypton!!!... No wait... That's a movie script I got the other day... No, Hunter Payne will be teaming up with a space-traveler who wants to annihilate the earth, a younger brother of a headliner in the company, and a guy who already has gold in the XWF... Mr. Radio!..... And they will face the team of Golden Hawk and Danny Danger! Hey, Danny Danger sounds like a little kids cartoon my nephews watch, and Golden Hawk sounds like he'd be the animal sidekick on that cartoon. Hahahaha.
Sayors: Do you feel confident in a victory?
Payne: I'm confident in everything I do. Including but not limited to, teaming up with a spaceman to beat up two cartoon characters.
Sayors: You just called him 'spaceman', but we know him as Mr. Radio. Anything you want to say about him?
Payne: We spoke briefly, he seems kinda 'out there' personality wise. But what wrestler here isn't 'out there'? I think he's the FTW UFO E1999 Champion for a reason. More importantly, I think I can trust him, at least for now.
Sayors: Now, It seems like lately you've been less involved in your upcoming match and more involved with an apparent stalker, are you focused or is your mind somewhere else?
Payne: I am not worried in the slightest about my 'stalker' as I realized it's probably just some crazy teenager fan I have. Trust me, I am fully focused on kicking some Danger and Hawk ass Monday!
Sayors: Really? because I happened to have found a letter that was taped to my office door and it happened to be addressed to you Hunter Payne.
Payne: Really?! Now that's surprising!.... Not the letter. The fact that they actually gave you office! Why don't you just give me the jist of it?
-Sayor pulls out the letter and starts to read-
Sayor: I'll just read the whole thing to you...
"Dear Mr. Hunter Payne,
How are you doing today? So I was just thinking about where I am going to watch my favorite wrestler's match? I was thinking at that hotel we were at? Or maybe I'll just buy a ticket to the show? Wait, I can do better, how about backstage at the show with a managerial contract? Yeah that is perfect. After your match, I'll be waiting for you!
XOXO, Your Biggest Fan/Future Manager"
Sayor: Your thoughts?
Payne: My thoughts?.. She's crazy. Your a tool. My opponents are losers. And I am ecstatic all this ends tomorrow! Lastly, Get ready! Because HERE COMES THE PAYNE!
-Hunter Payne walks off, Sayor stays there as the camera fades-
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