Monday 26th August 2019

Scully's Home
The Interview Room
Miami, Florida 



The scene opens inside Scully's interview room at his home in Miami, Florida. The same room which holds all of his memorabilia and achievements in the Wrestling business. Championship belts and trophies from the three companies he has competed in, the UK based company World Extreme Wrestling, Total Xtreme Wrestling and of course, Xtreme Wrestling Federation. Curtista sat comfortably on the chocolate coloured leather sofa and Skull sat back, arms spread at the back of the sofa. He looked calm and he looked relaxed. Alfie zoomed in on Curtista for him to start things off.


Curtista:"Welcome to another addition of Curtista T.V. I am your host Curtista, of course and this is our guest, Scully, obviously. Curtista only interviews one man and this one man is sitting in front of me. As you all may know by now, Scully wiped his hands off Steve Sayors pathetic interview attempts, a while back now..


Anyway ..."


Scully simply places his palm up, "I'm going to stop you right there, my friend! You have forgotten to introduce another guest on this show!'


Curtista wasn't sure who Scully is on about as he shakes.his head, confused.


"We have another guest?!"


Curtista:"Who?"


Scully stood up from the chair and walked over to the door. He opened the door and started talking to someone who clearly wasn't coming in.


"Come on.. It's fine. Don't be shy."


Female Voice:"I'm nervous!"


"It'll be fine, Ruth. Come on in."


In comes one of Scully's Flock, as the wheelchair bound Ruth, wheels herself into the room, modelling her new wheelchair, which Scully, Curtista and Alfie bought for her. Unfortunately for you inconsiderate readers, Ruth is perfectly normal. No, she doesn't have a speech impediment, she just has no legs. Curtista moves the sofa to left a bit, so there's room for Ruth to fit in the space. She brushes her brunette hair back with her hand and adjusts her glasses on her pretty face. 

Scully sits back down on the chair and Curtista sits down on the sofa.


Curtista:"Please welcome to Curtista T.V.. She is a member of the Flock and one half of the XWF Women's Tag-Team Champions…. Ruth."


Ruth smiles anxiously as Scully and Curtista give her a small applause. 


Curtista:"So Ruth, how does it feel to be one half of the FIRST EVER XWF Women's Tag-Team Champions?"


Ruth:"Well to be honest, Curtista, I still haven't received my title!"


Ruth looks at Scully..


"Erm… Yeah. Sorry about that. I know it's been over a month but they designed it all wrong. Had to send it back. I'm not fobbing you off. Honestly. They sent two titles but they had the wrong design on them. For some reason they put Andy and Lou from Little Britain on them!"


Curtista shows a pic of Andy and Lou to Ruth and the camera.





Ruth:"How dare they? Just cuz I'm in a wheelchair plus they're men. They're not even women!


Out of curiosity, who did you choose to have on them?"


"Ermm… Tanni Grey-Thompson and Cher!"


Ruth:"Cher? Why Cher?"


"She has dyslexia!"


Ruth:"Oh okay.. Can't moan about that."


Curtista:"Ruth, what did you make of Scully's match with Tony Santos on Warfare?"


Ruth:"It was a five-star match like Scully said it would be. Simple as that! He nearly became the XWF Hart Champion.


Scully… You did your Flock proud!"


'I said it wouldn't be easy for Tony and i was right. I was close, very close. Once again, the table got the better of me, so to speak. Tony prevailed, barely. If I get a shot at him again, this time he won't be so lucky!"


Curtista:"And you have an opportunity to earn another shot in Belfast, Ireland in a fatal five way match. 


Let's speak about your opponents. Firstly, what do you think of Centurion? He had some interesting things to say about you? Basically he believes you'll NEVER achieve the top title again! What do you think of that?"


"When you look at his achievements and then you look at mine? Well, I haven't achieved half of what he has in the XWF. The guy is an official legend…"


Ruth interrupts… 


Ruth:"You mean absolute… Bellend! Yeah sure, he might have this achievements, yada yada but once again, Scully is treated like a turd! Centurion, you want to disrespect Scully? Mark Brooks, whoever the fuck you are…"


"Language Ruthie…" 


Ruth:"Well I'm sick of these dickheads! Just cuz I got no legs, doesn't mean I won't stab you with a knife! Army of morons? That's what Centurion wants to refer me as? Well Cent, you can suck my left nipple, you sweaty ball bag!"


"No need to worry Ruth, I'll show him who Scully is. I'll show him, I am more than just a Madonna or Bono. What bullshit is that anyway? Mister one name? Cuz Centurion is all of five words?! Sarcasm. Like that even matters anyway.

And for your info Cent, I defeated Loverboy Vinnie Lane in a ladder match. A 50 foot ladder, may I add. It was no fluke! I've repeated this tirelessly. I hope your paying attention to that MARK BROOKS… Yeah you too ya rookie, coming up in here and questioning me? When you couldn't even lace my boots! You beat Brian Storm? Whooptdy fuckin' do dar! 

I'm not going to repeat myself when I smack you up verbally. I won a gauntlet, beat Unknown Soldier and Peter Gilmour in a Triple Threat and then beat Vinnie. 

Earnt my shot? I'd say. Check.

Won the title. Well derrrr.. Check.

Lost to Gillly? Yeah, I unfortunately did that too. Check.

Anyway I am going off track, we were talking about Centurion but some of it went with what Detective Mark Brooks said. I've won the XWF Tag-Team title on three separate occasions, moron. Do your research!

So yeah, Centurion, back to you. Would you like to join my Flock of so called 'Morons'? Cuz let me tell you, they ain't morons but you are! I mean you beat Ned last time round but yet hes already got a title shot and you have to earn one? Are you going to let management do you over like that? You beat the number one contender, now you ain't even facing Santos.. Notorious is! Stupid is, what stupid does!

So it's apparent what we have here, is a new Tag-Team... Centurion and Mark Brooks.. The Flock of Morons!"

Curtista:"So I think you pretty much summed up Mark Brooks, aswell as Centurion in one go. So what about Barney Green? You faced him before?

Ruth:"I've got this...

You fought Scully one on one.. Years ago. Back when Scully had the XWF Universal Championship around his waist. Scully battered you like a fish! And he will do it again, you fat, piece of shit! I maybe wheelchair bound, stuck in this chair because I lost my legs. I have none. I have fuckin' stumps. Yet, I still do more exercise than you!"

Curtista:"Harsh words, Ruth. You're certainly not holding back. So Scully, the final opponent...

Azrael Erebus?"

"Again, he is no slouch. He has achieved a lot here, he has won pretty much everything but like I was, he isn't going anywhere! I say was, ya know why? Because I wasn't but now i fuckin am raising my game. Az the spaz, you defeated a very lame Donovan Blackwater. Bravo. The guy couldn't be arsed. Donovan let his brothers down terribly. He should be ashamed. Az, however got an easy ticket but that ticket has come to an end...

Scully will prevail. Scully will be victorious!

Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"

Curtista:"That being said, this brings Curtista T.V to an end. Thank you for joining us XWF GALAXY. Thanks for coming Ruth and best of luck, Scully! Goodbye folks"

The scene fades as Ruth waves at the camera, happily