I am the true trap master,
Got the stamina to go faster,
This sure isn't a date,
Time to meet your fate,
Time to fire the cum blaster

You can't keep a man like me down. I was the guy many years ago that broke the barriers. The first openly bisexual wrestler who didn't feel the need to be overly flamboyant because guess what? Once that bell rung, I swung for the fences. That was never my style anyway.

Wouldn't want the trouble that I bring. I don't need anybody by my side to get the job done. Finna take care of business as the Irish did to the British in the Battle Of Glenmalure. The British thought that victory was ensured until Fiach MacHaugh came and left his mark. Follow me up to Carlow, I guess.

I may not be a true Irishman but I am proud of my heritage. The only flag that ever mattered to me was that tricolored flag of Ireland. I wave it as high as I can when I step out onto the entrance ramp.

I am not the Boston Brawler. I am certainly not The All-Night Tranny Thrilla anymore after getting some very hateful letters from the LGTQ+ group of Boston. I will respect their wishes and no longer use that nickname or talk about t-girls in a negative fashion anymore.

You don't even wanna know what kind of problems I faced over that. It was apparently deemed very offensive which is fine. I get it. I did what I had to do back then to get noticed and stand out. I will no longer use that nickname and I had to do a local PSA about it. Talk about a waste of a day. I didn't even get paid for it.

What was allowed in 2012 and what is allowed now are two different as I learned when I had people picketing outside of People Power Academy and actually vandalizing the building. It was much easier to just apologize and cut my losses.

So now, it leaves me the task of coming up with a new nickname for myself that works. The Boston Brawler nickname works but is too bland and generic sounding. What stands out about me? I weigh about 263 lbs. I'm 5'10. I have lost a lot of matches in my career.

White Claw is pretty good so how about using that as my nickname. Call me "White Claw" Barney Green seeing as I am of the Caucasian descent. I think that works. Might as well try it I guess. I don't know.

All I know is that german femboy is looking for trouble when he steps into the ring with me. I just hope he isn't a biter. Finn Kuhn. I am not the same guy I was before. That walking drunk abomination of a man. I am ready to defeat you. I will be out-trapping you like its nothing.

You and I both have some things in common. You grew up on the streets. I grew up not knowing who to trust outside of one relative in my entire family. I am the one who brought my name some legitimacy. Hell, I even have a guy using the Green name out there keeping it going named Melvin. He and I aren't related by any means but he was such a fan of mine that he took on the Green name with my blessing.

I have been here a long time dating back to the 2008 era. The so-called "Classic" era of XWF. Many people have watched me grow into the man I am nowadays. I keep coming back to this place because its fun to me and I enjoy the challenges.

Age is only a number and people think I am old as fuck when I am only 35 because I have been here for so long. From the Dan Malcolm era to the John Madison era to the now Robert Main era. It takes a certain type of individual to be able to withstand the test of time.

I have done just that. I may never reach my peak again as I did in 2012 as World Champion but I will give it my best effort and hope for the best. So bring whatever you want to the table or say whatever. Just remember. I am a veteran who has seen so many different people come and go yet I remain stationed for the next war. Ready to fight. This is gonna be unlucky.....for........you........



The scene opens up inside of a hospital where we see Barney Green getting tended to by a nurse as we take a look a look at his face. His face is swollen in some parts and there is some blood dripping down his face right above his right eyebrow. Next to him is John Laurinaitis. John goes to speak.

John: You okay, champ?

Barney: I've been better. It's a shame that I had to do that to Steve Stajan. A guy who had the potential to be a star at one point.

The nurse starts applying some pressure on the cut to stop it from bleeding as Barney winces in pain. John goes to speak.

John: Don't worry about him, champ. Luckily, the owner agreed not to press charges against you over the damage you both caused at the bar.

Barney: That is the only good thing in all this. Look at my face. I know it looks bad but what can you do?

John: We just gotta move forward and focus on the next match you are in. I got some ideas that I wanna run by you.

The nurse starts stitching the wound close above his eyebrow. Barney goes to speak.

Barney: I had to retire that nickname I can't use anymore so I might as well use "White Claw". It's a good alcoholic beverage and I think it fits. What are your ideas?

John: It's simple yet effective. I like it, champ. I think we should hit the gym later on and start working out a gameplan for your match. Also, Work on updating your website because angelfire totally doesn't work in this era. You need to look more professional.

The wound is stitched shut and the nurse goes to speak.

Nurse: You are good to go. Just take it easy the next couple of days and you should be fine.

Barney: Thanks.

Barney gets up off the table and exits the room with John. They walk down the hallway as Barney continues to speak.

Barney: I agree. Maybe its time to update that and hit the gym again for one final run or is it?

John: That's up for you to decide, champ.

Barney and John exit the hospital and they head towards Barney's van which is parked in a dimly lit area. Barney and John both enter the van. Barney, still looking like a wreck, goes to speak.

Barney: Let's go get something to eat first. I feel like a nice burger. Nothing like some late night drinking and cheap fast food.

John: Good idea, champ.

The van starts up and they head out onto the road as the scene fades to black.