Crimson Dong opens up the scene at his hotel room. He is sipping from a can of wine and smoking a cigarette on an extender.
DONG: Holy Shit Tru Moo up the asshole cabana that's delicious. Alex Shawn can't hang with this dong but this dong can hang Alex Shawn like a cracker from a tree. Nutritious and delicious and country fresh? Was that what I heard Alex calling me? Well if I ever did see a it's him because that's some gay snow shit to say about me. Not that I mind but I wanted to cake sour my badge prefix *just in case any of you dong worshipers love it..
Crimson Dong closes the gate of the freight elevator and presses the "B" button.
This causes his music video to play so it doesn't get buried in the middle of a long paragraph like what usually happens in his Role Promos =
DONG: Trouble...
Trouble...
Trouble...
TROUBLE!!!! Get out of my way, just let the music play,
get out of my way.
Mmm Yeah, B is for Boner... Makes me horny just thinking about that word. Alex Shawn can make my dong soft all he wants but I will keep on keeping on keeping on keep on keeping on. I'm gonna keep on keeping on. You don't doubt me because they bleached your retina. Me though? Oh ? Me? I can see just find thank you wham bam mam... I just drank a gallon of Tru Moo.
He exits the elevator to find himself a rooftop scene in order to open this promomo the right way.
DONG: You see how highI am? This is how high I am. My dong's gonna be even higher when the referee raises my dong in the victory!
He spits off the edge of the roof and watches as his spit trails downward and lands in somebody's oat meal.
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