FADE IN:

INT. APARTMENT — MORNING

LUCA ARZEGOTTI, 28, wide-eyed and dressed in a facsimile of Heather Chandler's outfit from the stage production of Heathers, holds a baseball bat over his head, looking down at a watermelon resting on the coffee table in front of him. He lines up his shot and swings the bat downwards. Both the watermelon and the table underneath it EXPLODE upon impact, shards of fruit and glass spraying across the room, painting the walls red.