"So, my brother Rain is steppin' foot in that there ring with the kid himself, Ezra Blackwater. Meanwhile, Ezra's got his bro Raph in his corner, and Reeve's got me in his. Thing is, if that muddafukka Raph even TRIES tah intervene? I'mma take that bitch and break him in two. Raphael, yer muh least favorite Ninja Turtle, always pickin' fights w/Leo, but where's HE at?! I see ya brought Donnie, but where's Mikey, it's like we were cursed with the borin' nerdy bro and the hot head who WISHED he were his older bro.... but the best two are out at Pizza Hut, scarfin' down pepperoni and sardines!!! Raph, I hope ya got them sais with ya, a couple ah katanas, some numb-chukks an' that long ass stick, cuz my brother's 'bout tah lay a whippin' on the both ah yuz!!! Sure, Rain's been kinda backward lately, away from the ring fer a LONG time, an' he's just now gettin' back in the ring, but this is the match he's been waitin' fer, WE'VE been waitin' fer... Ezra, bring some foot soldiers, some ninja stars, Bee-bop and Rocksteady, Taka and Rezar, Venus, Splinter, April, Krang, the Purple Dragons, Danny, Keno, Yoshi Tatsu, Oroku Saki, Casey Jones [hit 'im in the gabbah, m8!!! XD ] .... bring yer fancy mousers and the Technodrome, hell, bring Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman in the flesh, and the Perfect Storm will blow through each and EVERY one of 'em!!! Raph... I hope ya eat a LOTTA pizza before the match, cuz after I beat the tar outta ya, it might be the last time ya eat without a tube shoved down yer throat!! And Ezra, I know y'all look at my big bro as a joke, but that all cummz crashin' to a halt this Saturday. You can call him and I all sortsa names, but names don't hurt ya as bad as a few fists to the face followed by the Rain Drop, finishin' off with the Hangman's Blade. And when the Rain Storm drops ya, you'll be out like a LIGHT!!! Reserve a couple ah hospital beds, cuz you two brothers are about to be spendin' a LOT ah time together, bed pans at the ready!!! XD ....Ezra? I hope, I HOPE, that you bring yer A-game, cuz I don't want Rain to have people sayin' his win was a 'fluke'. He may have a losin' streak tah rival that of Kid Kool......but that all stops this Saturday at Savage. Bring yer brothers, bring yer mom and dad and aunt and uncle and cousins and grandpa Fred, cuz WHAT'CHA GUNNA DO..... when the Perfect Storm runs through YOU?!?! ^__^ .... You'll lay down, get pinned fer the three, and cash another check for an 'L' well earned. Just get used to the fact that the Brothers Blackwater ain't no match fer the Gordon Siblingz!!! Peace, BITCHEZZ!!!"

COWABUNGA!