Skull was sat at his flat, wearing a pair of black shorts and that was about it. He was on the bench press – pushing a barbell upwards while lying on the bench. Skull had already did numerous reps when his doorbell rings. Skull places the barbell down and sits himself up, grabbing the hand towel on the side as he walks towards the door. He unlocks it and opens it for Alfie who is stood with a random grin on his face.
"Alright Alf, why you acting weird?"
Suddenly, "BOOOOO!"
Matty jumps out from behind Alfies car causing Scully to jump back a little. Matty and Alfie burst out laughing, A huge grin emerges on Scullys face when Matt is stood in front of him.
"Matty... Good to see you mate."
"You too mate."
Skull and Matt give each other a man hug, Matt cringed a little at the thought of Scullys slighty, sweaty body. It had been a while since the pair had seem each other. Matty and Alfie enters Scullys flat and the door is closed as they begin to chat.
"This is a nice surprise mate, when did you arrive?"
"Not too long ago actually mate."
"I picked him from the airport. We have been planning ot for a while. I said he can stay at mine."
"You secretive Cunt, Alfie. Hahaha. You can stay here if you want Matt? I mean I've been staying with Natalie alot lately at our house."
"Thanks mate, much appreciated. So you two are good?"
"Yeah mate. We've been getting on quite well. So why you split up with that Jane then?"
"You know me, bud."
"Yeah I sure do. Don't hate the player, hate the game."
The three men laugh.
"Having a bit of a workout was ya?"
"Yeah a little, do any of you wanna drink?"
"just a water for me, please."
"Do you have any pop please?"
"Ribena... I don't really drink fizzy drinks."
"Ribena it is please mate..."
"Actually screw the soft drinks, how about a bottle of bud?"
"Now you're talking!"
Skull goes into fridge to grab thee bottles of bud. He returns with three cold, bottles and their caps off. He hands one to Matty and Alfie, keeping his own in his hand of course.
"So how long you staying here in Miami for Curtista?"
"Well I'm gonna stay as long as I can. Might rent my own pad."
"No need to for now, stay here as long as you like Matt."
"Thanks mate."
All three men toast their beers and drink some.
"Oh you know your upcoming match with raven?"
"Yeah I can't wait to be honest mate."
"Me and Alfie went and asked some fans who they thought would win. Curtista TV, BABAAY."
"Although smarty pants thought he'd ask random peeps about it. Like that old man for instance. He was like110.
"Hahaha. Fancy doing that Matty.. Annoying pensioners.
Awesome idea. What was the verdict?"
"Hello Raven, glad you could join us on such a tremendous occasion. I feel priveledged, honoured that you would actually make an effort, unlike you did against Bourbon when you unsuccessfully defended the XWF Universal title. You're actually giving me the time of day. Bravo Raven for at least dishing out a promo.
What you said in your promo, some of it is true, I'll give you that. I mean you did have the Uni more recently than myself. I lost the title in November 2016 after beating Vinnie Lane in July that same year. So yes, well done, give yourself a pat on the back for being able to work that out. Vinnie didn't pass a torch to Gilmour. I beat Vinnie Lane and Gilmour beat me but to be fair and I'll say this out loud, no one has been the champion Vinnie was.. Since. I'm not brown nosing before you get all crazy, Raven but it's the truth.
I will apologise right now like the man that I am for thinking that you were older than you actually are. I mean 27? Twenty-fucking-seven huh? Damn... You must have had a rough life, you look about 40. And how the tide has turned considering I am actually older than you. I just fed you more bait to cream over, here fishy, fishy, roast me.. Bet you can't roast a potato, sunshine!
I'm ready for Raven to tell us how he's accomplished more than me and he's younger...
You owned this company, the Xtreme Wrestling Federation but you don't anymore and you know what the best bit about that is? I'm going to own you and you're gonna be my bitch, bitch! I've already purchased a lead and a collar for you, that's how confident I am that I'm going to be victorious. You run the XWF Twitter account? Woah that must be really difficult... Sarcasm. If I didn't believe in myself, then why the fuck would I challenge you in the first place? I know what I'm up against and I know that people think I'm deluded, as does you. But that's fine, you count me out before the bell has even rung. That pal, will be your downfall! If I want to be a serious contender, if I want to be a champion again then beating bellends like yourself will speed up the process.
I gotta ask though, how do you even talk? Especially when your head is so far up hour arse?! I kinda like the fact you are so arrogant, I thought I was bad but you're on another level. Before you use that as a way to say how much better you are etc.. you're arrogance just means I'm going to enjoy smashing your face in even more. The problem is you failed to realise that I didn't sit around and wait for nothing, I know beating you puts me that much closer. That is what you call smart. Considering I'm probably mid way on the ladder, maybe even higher after teaching Grande Ricardo a lesson, beating you, oh so great one, means I'll be above you for one and I most likely will be skipping some steps.
Hitler thinks I give a bad name to moustaches? Considering he's dead, I find that hard to believe. Plus a man who had a piece of Velcro stuck under his nose, could hardly question anyone else's facial hair.
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers,10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down, And the RAF from England shot 1 down, And the RAF from England, RAF from England,The RAF from England shot 1 down.
Let's give you 10 facts about Ravens:
1. Ravens are one of the smartest animals.
When it comes to intelligence, these birds rate up there with chimpanzees and dolphins. In one logic test, the raven had to get a hanging piece of food by pulling up a bit of the string, anchoring it with its claw, and repeating until the food was in reach.
Now I must say I'm surprised especially when we have James here, who doesn't really fit that bill. As soon as he signed up for this ass whooping, all his intelligence went out the window.
Number 2. Ravens can imitate human speech.
In captivity, ravens can learn to talk better than some parrots. They also mimic other noises, like car engines, toilets flushing, and animal and birdcalls. Ravens have been known to imitate wolves or foxes to attract them to carcasses that the raven isn’t capable of breaking open. When the wolf is done eating, the raven gets the leftovers.
Well isn't this similar? Here we have the Wolf aka Scully and I'm going to rise back to the top where I belong. Little Raven here will be feeding of my scraps, as in titles i don't give a fuck about. He'll be going for the Federweight and probably doing a James Ellsworth and competing for the Bombshell championship. Here's a little clip for ya.
Number 3: Europeans often saw ravens as evil in disguise.
Many European cultures took one look at this large black bird with an intense gaze and thought it was evil in the flesh … er, feather. In France, people believed ravens were the souls of wicked priests, while crows were wicked nuns. In Germany, ravens were the incarnation of damned souls or sometimes Satan himself. In Sweden, ravens that croaked at night were thought to be the souls of murdered people who didn’t have proper Christian burials. And in Denmark, people believed that night ravens were exorcized spirits, and you’d better not look up at them in case there was a hole in the bird’s wing, because you might look through the hole and turn into a raven yourself.
And in England where I'm from, we just thought James Raven was a little bitch!
4. Ravens have been featured in many myths.
Cultures from Tibet to Greece have seen the raven as a messenger for the gods. Celtic goddesses of warfare often took the form of ravens during battles. The Viking god, Odin, had two ravens, Hugin (thought) and Munin (memory), which flew around the world every day and reported back to Odin every night about what they saw. The Chinese said ravens caused bad weather in the forests to warn people that the gods were going to pass by. And some Native American tribes worshipped the raven as a deity in and of itself. Called simply Raven, he is described as a sly trickster who is involved in the creation of the world.
I called you a myth in my first promo and that's your proof. You're such an inspiration. Hahaha. And the Myth is about to get a Savage beating. It said Ravens are sly? Do you agree with James? Are you sly?
Number 5. Ravens roam around in teenage gangs.
Ravens mate for life and live in pairs in a fixed territory. When their children reach adolescence, they leave home and join gangs, like every human mother’s worst nightmare. These flocks of young birds live and eat together until they mate and pair off. Interestingly, living among teenagers seems to be stressful for the raven. Scientists have found higher levels of stress hormones in teenage raven droppings than in the droppings of mated adults. It’s never easy being a teenage rebel.
Ooohhh... You bad boy. Where's ya gang at? Is it the gang bang gang you're part of? You see I don't need a gang, I don't need anybody but me! I'm all I can rely on, you can't rely on others, James. Whether it's you or them, you always get fed up off each other in the end.
6. Ravens are extremely playful.
The Native Americans weren’t far off about the raven’s mischievous nature. They have been observed in Alaska and Canada using snow-covered roofs as slides. In Maine, they have been seen rolling down snowy hills. They often play keep-away with other animals like wolves, otters, and dogs. Ravens even make toys—a rare animal behavior—by using sticks, pinecones, golf balls, or rocks to play with each other or by themselves. And sometimes they just taunt or mock other creatures because it’s funny.
Hey typical Raven.. You're a kinky guy though ain't ya? Not only do you want fuck my throne, you also want to pound me? If you wanted a date you only had to ask. Okay I probably would've said no cuz you're a guy for a start but no harm in asking.
Anyway I'm gonna leave it number at 6. I can't be bothered to talk about that anymore. Plus I've given you enough airtime for one week, James.
You're right though I did ask for this, whatever this is but I'm sure it's another attempt for you to act like a tough, guy. Your career doesn't bother me, what I do to you, isn't my problem. Sorry in advance...
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