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Guppy Parsh · (07-29-2017)

~Act III~

The scene opens to Sean and his sister Besty carrying their belongings into the butler's quarters.

"So should we break this room in?"

"A quickie? Sure, just don't cum in my ass again."

"No promises."

Sean undoes his belt and he's about to whip out his beefy bisexual babe boner, when his boss calls from down the hall.

"Seanfred! I need you to prepare a pre-rapist hunt island drink for me! Stat! And once you're done with that I need you to polish my snowglobes! My 'Poor Unfortunate Souls Ursula' has a spot on it! These are simple tasks! All you have to worry about is door opening and guest attending once you're finished!"

"Duty calls," heh duties Sean, then he gives his sister a peck on her face lips.

"Put this in the bathroom for me," commands Betsy as she hands him her toiletry bag filled with tampons, toothbrushes, and bowl related drugs. "Have fun at work!"

Sean takes the toiletry bag with him into the kitchen and sets it on a counter, then he prepares coconut milk with miniature umbrella for his master, purposely avoiding the already opened container containing coconut milk and opting for a different unopened one. He turns around to see Guppy waiting in the doorway.

"Thanks Seanfred," says Batman; he grabs his drink with the unparalleled strength of a toothless steroided up gremlin and downs it in one gulp.

"Wow! You're a strong one! I won't feed you after midnight!"

"That was such a random reference, classic Seanfred," Batman drops his cup in the sink, then leaves the kitchen to grab one his chainsaws off the mantle. "I'm off to work, high ho."

"Goodbye Master Batman! Be wary of gay rapists and straight female rapists!"

"I will. Don't rape anyone while I'm gone, especially my wife or daughter."

"Oh you don't have to worry about that. I'm not like Alfred!" plus there aren't any hot

around. Batman waves at Sean while he exits the front door. "Finally he's gone. Betsy! Bring your tight asshole here now. I want to fuck you by the fireplace."

Betsy emerges, but she's not stark naked with her titties flopping around instead she's wearing clothing and carrying her purse. Seanfred is disgusted.

"We'll fuck later, Sean. You have globes to polish; you fucking sphere cuck."

"Where are you going?"

"Shopping."

"For what?" asks Sean, his sister just rolls her eyes, "Right, you're a woman. You don't need a reason."

"Later bro."

"See ya."

The front door shuts behind her, so Sean sighs and gets to work whilst (yes whilst, deal with it Sean) his erection subsides. When he enters his quarters his eyes are drawn to an immaculate bookcase. Wow, who knew there were so many books, it's 2017 use your damn phone.

His eye then meets a DVD copy of "Freedom Writers" starring academy award winner Hillary Swank. "I've been meaning to watch this!" he reaches out and grasps the DVD, pulling it up to his face so he can look that ugly bitch dead in the eyes. Suddenly the floor beneath him starts to quake, his visage expresses confusion, and the bookcase sinks into the floor. "The fuck?"

The dust settles in the back of Sean's throat; that's not exactly the oddest occurrence for Sean. It usually takes him a few hours to cough out the cum that gets stuck back there. Anyway, the dust settles around him as well, and it appears that out of place DVD was the key to unlocking a hidden room. Inside there are shackles and some rope surrounding a wooden chair. The walls are dark and sound-proof. No doors or windows, only the one exit and entrance. Did I say hidden room? I meant hidden rape dungeon.

"Hmmm, if ever- wait," Sean tries to clear his throat. "If everyt- Nope, I still fucking sound like Drew. Fuck it."

Take 2.

"Hmmm, if everything goes according to plan this plot room could be put to some good use," Seanfred winks sadistically.

DING DONG!

"I'm coming! God damn door answering duties."

Sean presses a button on the lowered bookcase that is labelled "Hide" which causes the bookcase to return to its original state and the plot rape dungeon is once again plot closed. Then he puts a copy of the Book of Mormon that once completed his disguise in the place of that dank Hillary Swank DVD, and leaves to answer the door, having no idea the man of his dreams was on the other side.

(OOC: Continued in Scully's promo here.)

~Act IV~

[The Field: Rape Patrol]

"It's time for you to meet your maker, evildoer!"

"Meet my maker? You're Batman, you don't kill."

VROOOOOM!

"Your chainsaw sounds like a car."

"That's fitting. When it kills you it sounds like a car accident."

"But there's nothing accidental about this!"

"You're right."

CRASH!

The rapist dies.

BEEP BEEP! ALARM! ALARM!

"Great, beep beep alarm alarm means someone opened my bedroom door without knocking. Consent wasn't even solicited. BatAlexa, show me Manor Interior Camera C."

Video footage of the master bedroom appears on his arm. His room seems entirely undisturbed.

"BatAlexa, show me the hallway."

The camera shows his butler Seanfred guiding his tag partner into the butler's quarters.

"Scully came over! Yay! I should go there now and hang out with him!" Guppy whistles and the Batmobile drives itself up to him, running over the dead, statistically less common, white rapist's corpse. He hops inside, and starts distracted driving all the way home.

"BatAlexa, show me what Seanfred and Scully are up to. Unless they are having homosexual intercourse then I'm not interested."

His arm lights up and shows Seanfred taking a Book of Mormon off the bookcase. Guppy sighs with relief, thank God it wasn't that godawful Hilary Swank DVD, but to his surprise the bookcase begins to lower into the ground anyway.

"When the secret door opens, I want you to sit on the chair inside and close your eyes."

"That's weird...why does Seanfred sound like that virgin Drew? Does he have dust in his throat? I hope it's dust."

Seanfred whispers something under his breath.

"BatAlexa, I couldn't make that out, rewind and play it at max volume."

"With my best friend Drew's permission and on behalf of Kill

For Peace, it's time to rape this hot

and kill it."

"Kill

For Peace wasn't just a joke Facebook page? Where have I heard 'rape hot

' before? It was on Drew's computer! I read it! His friend Sean...Seanfred? Seanfred was really Sean all along? I'm the world's greatest detective! I should have figured this out sooner! I'm grateful his plot whispering to himself alerted me of this."

Batman doubles his speed and drives off as fast as he can towards Parsh Manor.

~Act V~

[Parsh Manor: Secret Butler's Quarters' Plot Rape Dungeon: Seconds After Scully's First Promo]

Scully takes a deep breath, he suddenly becomes excited at the thought of candy and secret doors.

"I carnt wayte.. A see-cret door, let's xplore. How mennie sweets r in ere?"

"A bill-" Seanfred starts hacking and pretty much coughs a lung out. "Excuse me, that's much better." he looks at Scully who is beaming at him with want to hear the answer to his question. "There are a billion candies, but you won't be able to see them until you've followed all of my instructions."

The bookcase firmly plants itself in the floor revealing a room with ropes and shackles, a flail hanging from one of the walls, no windows or doors, and of course the chair Seanfred mentioned. It's wooden with armrests on either side.

Skull looks around at the ropes and shackles. He walks over to one of the ropes and yanks on it. He seems a little confused in his innocent self. He then asks numerous questions in a row.

"Wat iz all dis for? R we playin' cops and robbers? Dis is lyk a jail, I'm not nawty! I'm gud.

Where'z tha sweeties?"

"It's a candy jail. You are sentenced to...." Seanfred studies the wall for a moment. "...all the candy you can eat. Take a seat, close your eyes, and let the candy overtake you."

Scully rubs his hands together excitedly and rushes over to the chair. He quickly sits on his bottom and begins licking his lips. He closes his eyes then says something not so good considering the situation.

"Giv it to me. Giv me dat candy. Let it rayne on me."

"All in due time. It will only take moment." Seanfred grabs a blindfold from his personal things and pockets it then picks up the shackles and uses them to bind Scully's legs to the chair's. Using the expertise he learned in the boy scouts, Seanfred quickly picks up the rope and ties it around his body in a square knot. Once Scully is secured Seanfred slips the blindfold over his eyes and shouts, "Okay! Open your mouth as wide as you can!" as he lowers his pants.

Oh no, the XWF'S resident

was about to eat more than he bargained for. He was expecting candy, bubblegum bottles, strawberry laces, chocolate buttons, milky mice and that jazzles. He thought he was going to taste the rainbow, instead he was about to be throattled

Skull opens his mouth alright but instead he begins screaming and shouting in a panic, "Tayke it off! Off!"

Scullys head moving crazily side to side, his arms trying to break out. He starts to sob.

"Pleeze get dis fing off my eyez. I don't lyk the dark...."

"Crap, he's resisting too much. I'll get my shit bit." thinks Sean, "I guess I'll have to fuck his ass raw without even saliva as lube."

Without a word Seanfred reaches out to undo Scully's pants.

CLUNK!

And he would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling Batman and his plot briefcase that he found in the hallway. Guppy strips Scully of the blindfold, and goes to untie him when he discovers one of his greatest foes.

"I can't untie this...it's the dreaded, conflict-creating plot square knot. There's got to be another way...Oh! Use your super strength Scully!"

Scully is entranced by the fact Guppy has come to save the day. He doesn't even move, his bottom lips start shaking.. He yells out ..

"BATMAN.... It's you."

"It sure is! This man is very bad, Skull, we'll need your muscles if we want to beat him up! I've seen you pick up a truck; you can break out of this no problem!"

Meanwhile Seanfred makes it back to his feet and grabs the flail from the wall.

"I've broken him, Batman. He's half the man he used to be and after I'm done with you I'll finish the job. I'll return a hero and Brooke Baldwin's

by association pussy will be mine!"

Skull struggles and tries with all his might to break free but to no avail. He didn't have the strength, he was too weak. He wiggles, he attempts once again to pull his arms out but he can't physically do it.

"Dis nawty man iz rite. I carnt do it."

"But Scully is all goofy again, how could that be unless it was the same plot magic from before?" wonders Guppy to himself.

SMASH!

A swing and a miss with the flail brings Batman's attention back to Seanfred, he dodges another swing and grabs Sean by the neck and pushes him against the wall. "What did you do to him?"

"I already fucking told you! I made him half a man!" Guppy starts choking him harder, unsatisfied, so Sean knees him in the dick. It doesn't hurt because he has padding there, but the force knocks him to the ground, eye level with the plot briefcase that had been knocked open in the fray.

"Holy Plot Serum Scully" shouts Guppy, he goes to fill the plot syringe, but realizes there's only enough left to fill it half way. It'll have to do. Sean swings the flail at Batman's head, so Guppy squats, hops on the floor like a frog, and extends his arm as far as he can to inject his

tag team partner.

The injection causes Scully's head to shake dramatically. His arms, his legs and his whole body join in. He grits his teeth, his eyebrows make him look mad and....

"Raaaahhhhhhhhhh"

Scully's T-shirt tears and he bursts out of the chair, the rope flies off.

Scully looks right at Seanfred and picks up the chair he was sat in, throwing it towards Seanfred.

"Skull Smash!"

Sean ducks and high-tails it out of the plot rape dungeon. The chair breaks into twenty pieces against the wall.

"Don't let him get away!" Guppy and Scully take off only to trip over each other's feet.

On his way out, Sean presses the "Hide" button on the rape dungeon concealing bookcase, causing the bookcase to rise from the floor, and the exit is sealed before Batman and Scullbin can stand themselves up.

"Aw man!" and there they are, trapped in this dark, damp, and dank dungeon.

Skull immediately tries to push the button and breaks it. He looks at Guppy who's far from impressed.

"Oooops."

"Well, I guess there's only one way out now." Guppy walks to the other side of the room, touches the back wall, and running leaps, throwing himself into the back of the bookcase. It budges slightly then he dusts himself off and does it again.

"I-all get us owt."

Skull takes a few steps back then follows Guppy by running towards the back of the bookcase and barging into it hard sending the damn plot obstacle off of its hinges and all the way to the floor.

Guppy, instead of body bumping the bookcase a third time, leaps over the wreckage, runs out of the butler's quarters, into the parlor, and out the front door. He looks down the street both ways, determines that Sean's gone, and returns home slamming the front door.

"Great job knocking that down Scully. I just wish I had the satisfaction of hearing him scream while all the blood dripped from his veins. I can't believe I hired another rapist butler! I must be a terrible interviewer! I'd hire someone to do interviews for me, but they'd probably end up being a rapist too!"

Skull scratches his head...

"Iz a rap-ist another word for rappa? I can rap... Sorta.

It's me an Batman, he's my hero,
U fink u stand a chance, u don't stand zero...

Zero is tha lowist rite?"

"It's close enough. I'll get you some candy, keep your eyes open, and I don't expect you to go anywhere.

Welp, they didn't catch him, and Guppy only had a vague idea of where he could be heading. At least no one got raped this time.

And Scully finally gets to taste the rainbow.

Guppy fin.

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