Matt Lennox
I cry like a baby
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05-18-2013, 10:57 AM
The scene opens up to a young boy and his father playing catch in a baseball field. They look like they are having a good time, the scene then moves over and reveals Matt sitting on a bleacher watching the two. It slowly zooms into Matt.
Matt- It warms my heart to see a father and son having fun. Most people don't understand that the bonding between a father and son is a special bond. It just warms my heart. I have a question for them though, why is baseball "Americas Pastime"?
*Matt gets up and begins moving towards the two playing catch*
Matt- Excuse me sir, I have serious question for you.
*The two stop playing catch*
The father- Umm, alright what is it?
Matt- Why is baseball Americas pastime?
The father- Umm, well uhh? I've never been asked that. I guess you could say back in the day it's what everyone was playing and...
Matt- Wait wait wait, now that you said something I have a little piece of trivia for you. Did you know baseball was not technically started in the United States? It is based off a game call Rounders which was created in England and Ireland.
The father- Well no I did not know that.
Matt- So you could admit that baseball is simply a sport which was stolen from another country and renamed just to benefit Americans.
The Father- No that isn't true!
Matt- Oh so I am a liar.
*Matt begins moving very close to the father*
The Father- Son go to the car, here take my phone and call the police! 9-1-1 Remember!
*The boy runs off to there car screaming*
The Father- You don't wanna do this buddy, I am a trained black belt in karate!
Matt- Oh i'm shaking in my fucking boots.
*Matt grabs the father and shoves him to the ground as the father leaps up quickly and attempts to strike Matt but Matt dodges and then gives grabs the fathers arm and takes him to the ground and puts him in an arm bar*
Matt- You think you know more than me now!
*Matt releases the move and then walks away and then runs back and does the Oh Canada on the father which is a concussion kick knocking the father out cold. Matt then turns and faces the camera*
Matt[b]- You see that John, Scott and Johnathyn! This will be your fate come Monday, I am going to leave you in that ring wishing you hadn't stepped in the ring with the incredible one. I am going to make sure you three do not walk away on your feet. I gaurendamntee it!
*Matt then puts his hand over his heart and sings the Canadian National Anthem as the camera fades off*
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