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John Samuels · (07-07-2017)

"Right.
Down.
The.
Middle."

"C'mon, what the fuck did you expect? I know, I know, we're supposed to be beefing with Caedus and Trax and whoever else stumbles ass backwards out of that revolving door they pluck their new members from. But here's the thing: we already beat AX3, easily. If anything I should be helping them advance so that we can knowingly give another half-assed effort in our next title defense and still win with ease. But man did you see how quick Trax was to get emotional about it? Holy shit if I didn't know any better I'd think his uterine lining was abandoning ship. Get that pussy some chocolate and a Ben Folds CD before that cockthristy mouth of his starts blubbering even more."

"Trax is treating this as if it were the greatest injustice known to man, and that's how you know AX3 is no competition. We completely mailed in our last defense against them, won anyway, and now have them shitting their skinny jeans at the thought of what we might do to them when we're not even an actual competitor."

"I'm just here because I'm bored, man. Shit ain't that serious."

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