Continued from Jim Caedus' 1st promo Crackin' Kings' Crowns






The eight masked man pile into the Wells Fargo bank and immediately begin shouting for everyone to get down while firing their guns into the air. The civilians and bank workers comply as four of the eight man proceed with crowd control duties watching over everyone as the other half, three of which have large duffel bags on their backs, approach the main vault, one of the men grab a female bank worker from by the behind the counter and drag her towards the vault door pointing a gun to the back of her head.

"Open it!"


Tear eyed and fearing for her life the worker hastily nods while unlocking the combination locks to the vault, once complete the men push her to the side and pull open the vault, one of the men stays outside to watch over the female worker as the three men now inside the vault proceed to fill up their bags to the brim, after a few minutes, satisfied with their haul, the three men leave the vault and rejoin the others as they quickly make their way towards the exit, before they reach it however... Trax teleports in front of the door stopping the men in their tracks, he immediately fires two energy blasts at two of the men in front and they get sent flying backwards into their comrades knocking them all over like bowling pins, Trax laughs as the the men get to their feet, other than the two who took the brunt of the energy blasts who are now out cold.


Sup fellas? I regret to inform you that there is gonna be no withdrawals today so I'm gonna have to ask you to deposit that money back where you got it, that cool?


One of the men replies by firing their glock at Trax, who puts a shield up just in time causing the bullet to bounce off it and drop to the floor harmlessly as Trax sighs. Trax then teleports a few feet behind the men and audibly clears out his throat, the men all spin around and point their guns at him, Trax smiles as casually puts his hands up.


Oh shit you got me!


Trax laughs and lowers his hands.


C'mon now guys, two of your boys are already nappin', am I going to have to put the rest of you to bed? You've just seen, those guns ain't gonna do jack against me, so just drop 'em and surrender peacefully aight?


One of the men who is behind the others grabs one the civilians on the floors and hoists them up pointing the gun to their head.


Let us go freak! Or I'll blow this fuckers brains out!!!



Trax smiles.



You don't wanna do that, you're not gonna do that. Jim?


CRACK!

Jim Cadeus who had rushed into the bank while all the robbers backs were turned clubs the man holding the civilian hostage over the back of the head, as the man drops his captive Caedus grabs the robber and throws him into one of his associates and they both fall to the ground, the other robbers spin back round to see what the commotion is, distracted, Trax fires two more energy blasts at two of the unsuspecting robbers and they fly backwards and hit the ground knocked out cold, while Caedus takes out the two remaining robbers with a double clothesline before they can even react almost knocking both of their damn heads off! The two men that Caedus threw into the other begin to get to their feet, Trax teleports besides one of them...


TRAP SILENCER!


The other points their gun at Caedus but he quickly grabs his hand and points it upwards as he lets off shot, the gun fires upwards and the civillans and workers scream and begin to scramble to the exits seeing this as their opportunity as Caedus headbutts the remaining bank robber, they drop the gun and stagger backwards holding their head as Caedus measures him up and...


WREXUS PLEXUS!


All the men are down, the bank workers and civilians that chose to remain to watch the spectacle to its conclusion begin to clap and cheer as Trax and Jim Caedus look at each other nodding in unison collective grins on their faces.


That was AWESOME Trax my man! You really are a Hero


Not too shabby yourself there Jim, that went ALOT better than the last robbery we foiled, for one you didn't almost die.


I hear that brother, but whats this? Seems our work isn't done here yet.


Caedus points to one of the robbers who is grumbling as they get to their feet, Trax teleports in front of him and and grabs him by the collar with one hand while ripping off his face bandanna with the other so he can stare into his eyes.


Kill HIM! Make an example out of him and show these people how ruthless you truly are and how they should ALL be cowering at your feet! Do it!


What...


Trax turns around to look at Caedus where the voice came from, but not Caedus voice.. the voice of Shane Grimson who is standing where Caedus just was.



Kill him! Do it!


Whats is...


Trax stumbles and lets go of the man and drops to one knee. The man picks up his gun and points it at Trax.


NO!


Caedus jumps over Trax and hits the robber with a flying Wrexus Plexus! The man drops to the floor unconscious. Caedus then helps Trax to his feet.


Trax, my man, are you OK? What happened?


I'm not...I'm not sure, listen though..thank you, just saved my life so guess that means we're even, the cops should be here any minute to pick these guys up. Lets get out of here.


Caedus nods.


Understood, shall we go somewhere to discuss match strategy against The Kings?


I'd love to but I'm gonna have to shoot, shit I want to sort out, besides ain't no strategy need discussing, we turn up to the venue and do what we do and despite The Kings undoubtedly looking to use foul play and fuckery as their main tactic to win we'll be fine.


Gotcha, well its been exhilarating crushing cowardly crooks with you once again and I look forward to doing the exact same thing come Saturday Savage, now lets roll.


Trax nods as the two make their exit out the bank, in the distance police sirens can be heard getting louder as they get closer as the scene fades.


The Next Day

Trax is a hospital room, sitting on the end of the gurney of a MRI machine as the unseen radiographer analyses the results on a computer in the room opposite. After yesterdays incident at the Wells Fargos bank, where he succumbed to what he believed to be a vivid hallucination, Trax booked the energy MRI scan immediately after to get to the bottom of what has recently been a very troubling recurring issue. Trax impatiently taps his knee awaiting for the radiographers emergence into the room.The radiographer enters the room.


Sorry for the delay, we're compiling the results now, these things usually take around 24 hours, we'll have the results sent to you as requested but if we come across anything severe we'll call and get you booked back in straight away.


Thanks.


So just to clarify, you're not sure what could of brought on these hallucinations and you haven't suffered any notable head trauma lately?


Well, a Doctor gave me a Lobotomy not too long ago.


Excuse me?


Never mind, lame joke. Nah I haven't suffered any notable damage to my head, and even if I had I don't see how that would be the root cause since after every match I heal myself with my po-


Trax clocks the radiographers concerned raised eyebrow.

...Nevermind, I dunno maybe I just need some more rest but hey those results will lemme know wassup right?




Yes... thats correct.


Cool, then I'm outta here.


Trax nods and goes to hastily retrieve his normal clothes as the scene fades.

Present Day


The scene opens in Trax's office in his New York estate,Trax is at his desk looking at his laptop screen, up on the screen is a email, the results back from the MRI. Inconclusive. In short the email explained that the scan had been unable to find any form of trauma, tumour, anomaly or haemorrhage to the brain, or any other reason that would possibly explain the weird hallucinations Trax had been suffering from for that matter. Trax looks over the email once again before shaking his head slightly and closing the laptop screen before staring into the camera with a stoic gaze.


Thank God its Friday, we're just one day away from The Kings being removed from the thrones they've perched themselves on and being shown that in actuality, they're not royalty, they're actually common as fuck which is a realisation that will be dished out to them courtesy of "AX3 and friends", or are we ALL now classed as AX3? Thats the question right? Undoubtedly everyone caught Caedus's scathing King-Killing promo, well before he got round to doing what it is Caedus arguably does best and verbally evisceratin' the fuck outta the competition he revealed the other side of our phone convo where he once again extended his hand out to me to join him in AX3. People, including certain King members it seems, want to know if I'm willing to defend the unified tag titles alongside AX3 WHEN we win them and the answer to that is...um yeah? Duh? Fuck you think I accepted the inclusion to this match? I know I've gone on in the past about my dislike for tag teams and preferring to be a lone wolf due to either disappointing or backstabbing tag partners in the past and well yeah while that was true, shits changed. I don't mind standing side by side with Caedus because him being the Universal Champion he can OBVIOUSLY hold his own and he ain't gonna hold me back, together, alongside our other partners who I will speak on shortly, we're gonna steamroll over The Kings and whoever the fuck else want some afterwards, The Motherfuckers? BX3? Haha, bring it, we'll beat 'em, we'll defend those unified tag titles, and after Caedus is done plucking the feathers off a certain Raven and causing him to crash and burn he's going to defend that Universal title against ME, because fuck the power rankings, fuck management... especially Theo, I'M the guy that last pinned Caedus which means I'M the rightful top contender, everyone knows it, including him. Trax vs Caedus II is on the cards and we'll settle our business soon, two warriors, one looking to claim the top prize the other looking to retain it... but I'm getting ahead of myself, because of course before that, us FOUR warriors are bringing a war to the monarchy.


As good as Caedus is and as much as I know just how dominant we are as a unified force due to our performance at Lethal Lottery tournament my other partners in this match are definitely nothing to shrug at either and I'm confident in their abilities in this team as a whole. Graves, although I don't condone his recent antics outside of the XWF ring, inside it has been a workhorse who did what he felt he needed to do to reinvent himself and get himself out there, and it worked, Superstar of The Month award winner, Xtreme Championship winner, which he defended decisively against Dolly Waters, a credible opponent who gave me and Cadeus Hell in that Lethal Lottery triple threat match and in her promos leading up to it. So yeah, good goin' Graves. I caught your promo and yeah that shit was weird as fuck, but what I wanted to address is you thinking I won't be putting my all into this match? I assure you that won't be the case, I won't speak for Davids but I know I'm gonna be giving it nothing less than 100% defending those titles as if it was me that originally won them, I don't expect to just do nothing and be given a title, thats The Kings M.O, don't worry you're bat shit crazy ass self brotha, you can sleep easy tonight knowing that tomorrow TRAX is gonna be going balls to the wall.

I said I wasn't gonna speak for Davids but shit, I'd bet my bottom dollar same goes for him too, dude has been looking to remind everyone just HOW he is a former Universal and Xtreme Champion ever since he came back, and he ain't been doing too bad. Fuck whatever shit happened a few years back that The Kings have been tryna shove in dudes face, dude came back and accepted a match against Chris Chaos who at the time was on top and gave him a great match, then he went and beat the at the time Universal Champion, that bitch soccer mom looking motherfucker whose name ain't worth mentioning. Davids says he's still got it and shit I believe him, and happy to be teaming with him because this isn't the first time me and him have teamed together, Davids was apart of my War Games '15 team "Team Dominance", my WINNING TEAM might I add, so I already have seen what he's capable of and know he's a valuable team player, so you take him, Graves, plus me and Caedus? Shit, Steve Davids might call himself "The Kingslayer", but come Saturday Savage slayin' Kings is a trait all FOUR of us are gonna share.


As for our opponents, Theo I almost feel bad bringing you up considering you've already suffered verbal emasculation at the hands of Jim, I mean goddamn that shit was brutal, but whatever trick, you're fucking hilarious, oh so you main evented your first PPV back? Well considering both the Universal title and battle royal matches were after your match you didn't ACTUALLY main event now did you you clueless cuck, on toppa that even if you wanna call that cluster fuck of a match a main event match I main evented my first PPV back too, and I mean actually main evented, so is that supposed to impress me? Having once in a blue moon sporadic matches between filing paperwork and saying you're "busy" to do anything but that doesn't impress me. You can make all the excuses you want, I already told you Casper that you're wayyyy too transparent for me not to be able to see through. You're a bitch, plain and simple, you're scared to face not just me but I'd wager a majority of the roster one on one, its ALOT easier to hide your mediocrity in multi man matches, don't have to worry so much about ring rust and all that, speaking of rust, you REALLY gonna talk about your rusty ass accomplishments like anyone gives a shit or that shit has any relevance whatsoever in current times? You won a bunch of titles how many fucking years ago exactly? I've won damn near every title currently active in XWF too, who cares? Some of the names you've brought up? Eli? Lane? Beat them too! Wanna bring up some more? Maybe Morbid Angel? Beat him too! I haven't beaten Maddy yet but after this match...I technically get to scratch him off the list too! Maybe even straight up if its him I end up pinning to win the match, the fact of the matter is, fuck the titles you've won in a time long past, and those irrelevant names of people most of which don't even wrestle anymore, since you've been back which is the ONLY time frame current fans and currently active wrestlers on the roster actually care about you've done jack shit, or are you gonna claim wrestling in a couple tag teams matches is raising the bar? Haha, go fuck yourself.

To be honest I've completely lost all interest facing you one on one now anyway, I wouldn't be proud of myself beating up a skinny white bitch, thats one stereotype I wanna stay clear of you feel me? I mean yeah theres likely to be moments during this match where I do just that but after that I'm done with it. Do as you wish, just don't play dumb, you actually expect me to believe that you think Chaos is more likely to be in our favour than yours? Chaos does't like you, but he does't like ANYBODY but himself. I mean shit he even throws shade at his own girl Jenny Myst at times, crying over his ex who he still loves or some beta male shit like that. I digress, WHO do you think Chaos is most likely to be bitter against at this point in time, you? Or the team that just recently kicked him to the curb? It doesn't take a genius to figure that one out, speaking of geniuses, you mean to tell me The Kings and Lane didn't sign a CONTRACT for the match at High Stakes, and whoever lost was just EXPECTED to hand over their shares but wasn't contractually OBLIGATED to? Even Peter Gilmour would of been clever enough to make sure an official contract was put in place and like YOU said he's half , but Peter digresses, you revealed how incompetent you are not thinking to get a contract for that match written up, and you're supposed to be a skilled business man? XWF is fucked more than I originally feared.

Now Theo you bring up how its illogical for me to side with AX3 yet be against The Kings, first off, as I've explained to Doc before, never once have I said I was a good guy, I'm not a "face" or whatever the smarks call it nowadays, I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker, who doesn't discriminate and will do whatever to anyone at anytime. I've been ganged up on and I've also ganged up on other people, I'm not a nice guy simple put truth be told. Graves paedophillic actions towards Dolly? That shit I don't condone, but the ganging up shit? Meh, shes a tough cookie she'll get over it, lets not pretend shes a normal teenage girl, my issue with The Kings is not so much your gang mentality, or even the backstage politicking, its more to do with the fact that you guys, evident from you bragging about your outdated resume Theo, are guys that wanna relish in former glory while shitting on the current accomplishments and efforts of people that actually matter in 2017. You can point to the tag team titles you currently own, but considering you was given them by default and couldn't even retain them without the odds being stacked in your favour thanks to Madison being the special referee its a null and void counter argument I'm afraid, just like your claims of being worth a damn will be null and void once those titles you don't even deserve to hold in the first place are taken off you.

One thing you did bring up which I will agree with is as you said, James Raven is a hell of a competitor, thats a given, but saying he's better than any of us individually? Debatable, but I'd DEFINITELY say he's better than any of you guys individually considering he almost single handily wrecked your whole team. As amusing as that was to witness though he's got no bearing to me as to why I know we can win this match despite whatever odds are against us or fuckery that awaits us, our collective skill and desire to win, minus any out of control ego like the one Lane displayed at High Stakes which is the SOLE reason you guys won at High Stakes, will be enough for us to push through all that bullshit and snag victory, you ain't gotta believe it, but when its all said and done you'll have no choice but to accept it "boss".


Same goes for you Samuels, wait...why am I even addressing you? Deadline day of cutting a promo and you're a no-show, sticking to your half assin', full coastin' ways, I know you think in your mind your gonna coast all the way to a win but to be honest I wouldn't be surprised if its you that cost your team the win you think is already in the bag. Well let me take that win out the bag and let the cat out the bag too, you suck dude, whatever you had, you ain't got it no more. You should of stayed retired, when I first joined XWF I looked through the companies records and came across you, first black Universal champion, I respected that you know? Admired you almost, I'll admit. At first I thought you was just like an older version of me, nah I ain't gonna call you Daddy but just like my real one it turns out you're nothing but a deadbeat who loves the bottle too much and ain't worth shit, not anymore. You're no longer the token black guy anymore, and I use the term "black" loosely, cornbread. I respected and admired what you had accomplished when I first entered the company but then I went on to outdo everything you ever did, doing it faster than you managed to do it. I won top title and became top guy in record timing, and although my Universal Championship reign may not of been the greatest, it was a helluva lot more impressive than yours that came and went just like you're gonna come and go because once your free ride as a tag champion is ended, something tells me you're simply gonna shrug and go back to whatever hole Doc dragged you out from, and thats fine by me. Theo's going nowhere as much as I hate to say it and neither is Doc, but you? You're neither a member of management or a regularly active competitor here so feel free to get the fuck outta here and take Madison with you, who just like you, is too lazy to make any decent effort cutting a promo and wants people to give him donations to do so.Hey Madison, I'll donate you ALL my XBUX if you're able to remove your mouth from Gilmours dick long enough to cut a prom-wait what am I saying? I don't wanna hear that shit, keep showing Pete what that mouth do. Boys been screaming " SUCK MY DICK!" for years now, I'm happy for him that he's got someone other than that disgusting rented Thai hooker he calls a wife that obliges.

Last but not least its the good Doctor. Sup Doc? Bet you didn't think me and you would be having another session so soon did you? Neither did I to be honest, its funny how things work. Funny how at High Stakes you thought you stomped my flame out but only proceeded to a light a more intense fire under my ass. Speaking of High Stakes, don't brood over your loss to Raven too much, the bigger loss is yet to come, the titles you've been holding with a vice grip for MONTHS now, are gonna be yanked from your withering fingers. I just want to make something clear though, me joining AX3 in this match and now technically being a Tag Trio Champ is NOTHING like The Kings being crowned Tag Team Champions, I say that because if we lose this match, I'm not going to claim I held the Trio Championship because in all honestly I didn't truly, but when we beat you? That means I actually FOUGHT to become one of the Unified Tag Team Champions and DESERVE to be one of the Unified Tag Team Champions, thats the main difference. I haven't been handed anything, handed anything I didn't deserve anyway, for example, Caedus is going to give me a shot at his Universal title when he beats Raven as already mentioned, but I already earned that shot by defeating him prior, otherwise I wouldn't of asked for the shot. See how I work? Nothing like you Kings.



What makes me think this time we meet in the ring is gonna be different from the last? You're a smart man Doc, so how has the fact that it doesn't have to be ME to pin YOU to win this match gone over your head? Any of us can pin any of you to win the match fool, we may not even touch each other in this match, c'mon Doc you should know how tag team matches work you've lost against me in one before ? Ha, but now now, don't think I won't jump at the chance to square off against you in this match, because one thing I learnt in our High Stakes match up is not that I can't beat you, but that I most definitely CAN. I wasn't that much of a challenge? Really? Thats why you literally collapsed on top of me to pin me for the win? Considering I was so effortless to beat you sure did seem to have to put in a lot of effort there Doc. So much so that you went into that battle royal so burnt out you needed several breathers in the corner with the Kings refreshing you to stay in the fight, you have them to thank for winning that Royal, but after that even they couldn't assist you in beating James Raven. Go ahead and swear blind that our match didn't take it almost all out of you but the proof is there to see, you beat me, no excuses, a wins a win as you say and as I've also said, but we both know just HOW close you actually were to LOSING. The performance gap between us in that match was thinner than the hair on your head, baldy. You want to talk about defending wins? People who have beaten you in the past and then lost against you further down the line? Heres a fun fact, I can say the same, I've never been beaten by the same person twice, EVERYONE who has a win over me, whether in singles competition or in a multi tag team match, has also LOST to me, the only exception being Gabe Reno who left before I could get my hands on him again. So Doc? You just may find you have to defend your win against me tomorrow night, and if THAT happens? Me and you both know whether you admit it or tell a bold faced lie that ANYTHING can happen.

I've already gone over my suspicions about Chaos being ref Doc so I can't be bothered to go into that shit once again.I also gave my reasons for my past grievances with tag competition , yeah I've changed my tune, so it turns out theres someone on the planet other than my old friend Extreme Machine who I can actually work effectively with and not feel like I'm carrying around dead weight or fear I'm gonna get a knife in the back, speaking about Caedus obviously. I have made it no secret I want his Universal Championship, but Unified Tag Team Champion is now actually a goal I don't mind pursuing on top of that, and whenever that Universal title match comes around, win or lose I'm sure the respect will still be there. Just like yeah... I respect YOU Doc, a lot more than your partners anyways, and for the record I respected you as a wrestler before our match, fairly certain I mentioned that several times but whatever I guess your hearings finally going. Listen, I wanted a challenge and I got it, no regrets, and you best believe I am looking to get that win back in another one on one match up somewhere down the line, but for now, taking your title is good enough for me man. Yeah you're RED HOT right now and even though I failed at High Stakes, I'll definitely be looking to make you simmer down and shut the hell up at least for a lil' while come Savage. I mean for real, I've had enough of your shit, its always the SAME shit.


"Hello my friends! My name is Doctor Louise D'Ville"



You don't say?



Hello Doc!



My name is TRAX.




And I will slap the shit outta you...I'm not your fucking friend.






In fact, I got backhands and Trap Silencer's for ALL of y'all in fact. I'm serving up a dish fit for four KINGS. An ass-whoopin' buffet if you will, bon appetite motherfuckers. Its like this, you guys think you are the rulers of the Kingdom, and that might of been the case in your respective primes but those days are gone, and your time with those titles are up. It was nice for Doc to bring you guys back for a lil' nostalgia run but XWF was doing just fine without you and will continue to do so long after you retreat back into retirement. The men I'm standing besides are guys who are actually willing to step inside the ring week in and week out and prove their worth because the have a passion for this business, the only one out of you four that has shown that sort of work ethic is Doc and thats why I have the respect I have for him in that sense which is more than I can say for the rest of you. You guys can do whatever the fuck you please just know that after tomorrow you'll be doing whatever the fuck you please title-less. Heh, you guys call Cadryn your Jester but considering he's going to be the only one out of you all with a title real soon he's gonna look more credible than the lot of you to the casual viewer, now THATS funny. Like I told Doc it really is funny how things work you know. But ain't nothing funny about what I plan to do, no punchlines, just straight punches and broke spines. Say what you want, prepare as you will, or don't prepare if you're a good for nothing scrub like John Samuels, but whatever you do...never...EVER..CROSS THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRAX...OR...the motherfuckers that I'm rolling with.Peace.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"