Sitting on a big couch in the hotel lobby, Jenny is sipping a bottle of Evian water. Just then, her phone chimes. She takes it out of her bag.

Jenny is scrolling through her phone when her Twitter feed pops up. XWF has released some sort of review from Warfare commentator Luca.

Your Reference is in Another Castle

Warning: if you’re watching the show alongside this review, this is the part right after Old Man Johnson punched me in the back of the head and made me loopy. I don’t remember this shit happening at all. Like, goddamn. Watching this shit back is like stumbling on some fuckin’ wonderland of memes. I was so pure and innocent, mistaking Jenny Myst for something resembling attractive and not marking out the for the family Mario. I mean sure I guess I’d give the bitch some pipe (ayyy lmao) if I was up on some of that good shit and there was nothin’ else around but fuck. Also these Mario dudes are the best thing and I’m mad I didn’t think of this shit first. I could’ve done it that one week where I was ref for every match. It’s a me, Faggio.

Jenny giggles to herself. This was funny. This LUCA guy has some talent. This is why people love trolls, entertainment. Pure and simple. Joshua Reno was the other kind of troll. The kind nobody likes.

As far as the match goes, Bianca asked me point blank if wrestling was fake right about here. For a second I thought about saying yes because that’d make it easier to explain. But nah, my guess is that Jenny paid the Mario bros off. Us greasy fucking Guinea Dago fucks love the money. But that’s just speculation and ultimately the match is an afterthought compared to what immediately follows it.

This all happened.

Jenny continues to scroll, her eyes saucer-wide. Good set up, good delivery. Hell, maybe she would hire this guy to teach Joshua Reno how to troll and be humorous. She would love it if she faced a troll like this because she would love to see what excuses he came up with for losing. But Reno, he would just throw a fit and stamp his feet. Probably quit. Hey, it's the Reno way.....

Jenny calls out Roxy Cotton. Roxy comes out, mentions something about Savage that makes me tune out because wtf is Savage lmao. Something about an ass tattoo. They replay footage from Savage that makes me want to die a little inside because I’m a good feminist and these cunts are out of line. Then, Micheal (correct spelling) Graves comes from outta nowhere with the mythical bucket and dumps its contents on Roxy.

It’s horse cum. That’s the payoff. These bitches be on dey Pink Flamingos shit.
Then Jenny tattoos “Slut” on Roxy’s forehead.

In reliving this moment with a clear head, I’m embarrassed to be in the wrestling business. Bring back the blood, cum, and shit matches and get this faggotry off my screen.

Normally Jenny would be upset over negative reviews. But something about this---it was so tastefully done. Joshua Reno sounded like a spoiled little kid compared to this guy......

.....well, he kinda was.

Jenny exes out of the Twitter link and takes another sip of water.

"Whelp, I'd better stretch" she says sarcastically. "I have a hall of fame match coming up". She rolls her eyes.

Just then Chris comes into view.

"Hey babe, look at this." Unlocking her iPhone 7s and clicking the link, she shows Chris.

"Read how funny that is."

He scrolls down on the screen and chuckles to himself.

"Yeah, this is pretty good. And the horse cum thing....priceless."

She takes another sip of water.

"You're on there too!"

He looks at her inquisitively.

"Keep scrolling"

His smile dissipates.

"Isn't that great?! The ribs thing had me dying."

Chris doesn't look too pleased. He huffs and shoves the phone back at her, walking off screen in an aggravated way.

She shrugs and puts the phone in her gym bag before continuing to stretch.



"Oh Joshua....you poor, poor boy. I see you responded to my promo, and it was the longest shoot you've done since Vinnie signed your triple digit pay check. I find it funny that the ONLY think you have to say about me is about my "plastic" look. Hey, I am Sex, Metal, BARBIE for a reason. I'm not backing away from that fact. I just thought you would be a little, you know, creative. Boy was I wrong.

I am glad that you paid such close attention though, it makes me happy that you were so attentive. But one thing I noticed was that you so elegantly pointed out my comment about my "singles" record. Well, let me tell you my loss was in a battle royal. That isn't considered singles competition. I have won everything else. Good try though, valiant effort. I applaud you."

She slow claps, rolling her eyes.

"Joshua, you seem to think that this is going to be easy. Perhaps you are underestimating me because of my size, and the fact I am blonde. Bad move. You saw what I did to Ravenwolf, to the Mario Sisters, to Obsidian and Reeve. I took Jack Cain to the limit in the battle royal and I am very confident that if I get him one on one I'd be the one victorious. I am sure I will get a shot at him again. I have actually REAL competition next week. Thaddeus Duke, and even though there are some gay ass stupid rules. At least he is a real threat. You? you're nothing. Like I said last time, I probably won't even need to break a sweat against you. I broke more sweat on a slow night at the strip club than I will need to against you. You're comic relief, that is it. You try to be funny by telling me I am a slut, a whore, that my past is trash---but these aren't things that are surprising. They are actually things I am proud of, because they make me who I am. They make me a cut throat bitch. They make me not care what I do to you in that ring. What I do to anyone. I had Roxy set up, dumped horse cum on her, then tattooed her forehead. NOBODY gets one up on me, and you with your little troll posts aren't going to either, Joshua. I am not even going to let it bother me, I am just going to show you in the ring.

The Basic Bitch Said:Yeah you do. You really do. And not because of anything I'm going to do to you by the way. You need to apply all the makeup you can find because I've seen aborted fetus's that look better than you.

Trust me, sweetheart, I have seen them before. You go for shock value, it doesn't work. It's not an insult, its desperation and stupidity.

The Basic Bitch Said:What the fuck is the internet?

Umm, Maybe where you found those photos you said were better than me? God how dumb can one man be? You annoy literally everyone on the roster here, and it looks like I am going to have to be the one to put you in your place. This roster should be lining up to thank me when this is all said and done. Free lollipops for everyone! I can't believe you are a functioning human being. Kato couldn't get the job done, and he was fired. Reno was a whiny bitch, and he was fired. Now you are going to lose to a 5'3 100 lb female, and you will get fired as well.

Let's rid the XWF of the Reno gene pool.

Everyone would better off. Oh and Josh....you could take a lesson or two from Luca. That is some good trolling right there"

She blows a kiss before getting up. Walking off screen, her thong outline could be seen through her tight white pants. It was pink.

Perfection. Like her.

3-1-0