"So I was balls deep in an 8 year old last night, when there was a knock at the door. Already annoyed that I had to stop laying pipe to answer the door, my mood was only further exacerbated when I realized that this visitor was actually an officer of the law. Fortunately for me he had no idea what was actually going on in my hotel room. Instead he was there to serve me divorce papers. Turns out my American dream has finally came crashing down.

You know what though, I'm not as bothered by it as you would think. Soon I will find my way back into the XWF, and when I do I will connect with my one true love, Dolly motherfucking Waters!

See you soon sweet cheeks!