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JimCaedus · (05-05-2017)

Suddenly a pirated broadcast forces itself onto the airwaves.

The smells of Dunkin doughnuts and depression sit heavily inside this van. The poor condition of this van, the poor condition of my mind. Both seem to be on their last leg, but a beacon of Hope glimmers in the distance. In my state of mind, I managed to plant a tracking device on Dolly the last time I was near. Unbeknownst to her, I have followed her every move for over a week now. My mind racing at the thought of getting close to the delicate flower I've claimed as mine. Terry will never understand why we're doing this, and I can't tell him, either. He frowns upon a love so pure. The love between a man and a woman, a love he's never experienced. A love I refuse to forget. From the moment I laid eyes upon this goddess, I felt something inside of me, feelings that I knew where taboo. I tried to fight it, I tried to ignore the way that I felt, but when Dolly returned to Warfare and pummeled me into submission, I knew that this was a love so strong, so beautiful, that no man, woman, or law could stand in the way. Thaddeus Duke and Mario also seem to have an interest in my sweet and pure Dolly, but come hell or high water I will be the one to make her mine.

With a deep sigh, Terry looks to me and says..

“What are we doing here, Michael? You've had me driving around Columbus, Ohio for hours now. Yet you refuse to tell me why.”

Michael looks at Terry, his vision still partially blurred from the beating he took a few weeks back on Warfare.

“All in due time, Terry. All in due time.”

Micheal pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and pulls up an app. A twisted smile shines through his mask.

“She’s close…”

Terry immediately lets out a deep sigh, followed by;

“Are you fucking kidding me?”

There's no response from Micheal, only an awkward silence between the two.

”You're looking for Dolly aren't you?”

Michael once again hesitates to respond.

”Damn it Micheal, they've already fired you, what do you think happens if they find out that you're still stalking Dolly!?”

Michael makes no effort to respond to Terry, instead he just looks forward and says;

”Turn right up ahead.”

”We should just go back home before you get yourself landed in jail.”

”Fuck that! Like you said, they've already fired me. They literally hold nothing over my head now, do you really think that I'm afraid of prison?!”

Terry turns down a side road as Graves had previously instructed. The road quickly comes to a dead end and Terry pulls the van over before turning to Graves with a look of concern.

”Considering all of the stuff you've been saying that you're going to do to Dolly Waters, you should be afraid of prison. You do realize what they do to people like you in in there, right?”

”What do they do Terry? They going to kick my ass? I say bring it! I haven't gotten off since last Savage!”

Terry sits there speechless for a moment. Michael has always been a little… off, but ever since that beating from Dolly Waters, he's found a new level of weird that even Terry has trouble digesting. After a moment Graves breaks the awkward silence.

”I don't understand, according to the gps, she's right in front of us and still moving!

Graves jumps out if the Donkey Kong Rape Van and begins feverishly surveying the area for any trace of Dolly Waters.

”This doesn't make any sense! Where in the fuck is she!”

Suddenly a white substance plops from the heavens directly onto Graves forehead. Graves jumps slightly, then reaches up rubbing the substance with his hand and taking a look. Confused he looks directly up has a massive amount of bird shit lands directly on his face, some of it even managing to get into his mouth.

”Roxanne?”

Yes indeed, it is in fact Roxanne, Michael's trusty carrier pigeon. The bird lets out a sharp squawk before dropping what turns out to not be a note, but instead the GPS tracker that Michael had slipped on Dolly earlier in the week when he attempted to pin her while sleeping, for the Xtreme title. Michael wipes the bird shit from his eyes and walks over picking up the GPS tracker.

”Goddamn it!”

Terry peaks his head out of the van to see what's going on.

”Hey, are you okay Michael!?”

Frustrated Michael spikes the GPS tracker off the pavement and watches it smash to pieces.

”Hey, what was that!?”

In a huff Michael shouts back to Terry.

”I have no idea where to find Dolly now!”

Terry breathes a sigh of relief knowing that Michael not being able to find Dolly Waters is probably best for everyone.

”Well, I guess we can head back home.”

Michael begins pacing back and forth both grabbing and ripping away at his hair. A look of concern befalls Terry face. When Micheal gets like this, there's no telling what he may do.

”She's mine Terry! Mine, mine, MINE! The XWF can't keep her form me, no matter what they try!”

Michael begins speaking more erratically, the tone of his voice going up and down at random as he begins speaking in long run-on sentences.

”BULLSHIT!!! It's complete bullshit Terry they have her on a date with Super Mario he's not worthy of Dolly's time only I am me-me-me! I professed my love for her she's professed her love for me we're meant to be together but the XWF does everything in its power to stand between me and happiness! They stopped me from winning the Hart title The Universal title! They brought back the Kings to try to destroy my stable then fired me in an effort to both weaken us and keep me away from MY ONE TRUE LOVE!

DOLLY WANTS ME! SHE AGREED TO MY DATE EVEN IF SHE THINKS THAT SHE IS TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR ME TO HANDLE! SHE'S NOT I WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION I WILL DO WHATEVER I NEED TO DO TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER!

They can't stop me… the suspension didn't stop me… this terminations not going to stop me… you can't stop love… I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE… you can't stop love. I WILL BURN THE XWF TO THE FUCKING GROUND IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES… I need her…

END OF SUPER MARIO LAYS A FUCKING FINGER ON MY LOVE I WILL MAKE DAMN SURE THAT THAT GREASY OVERWEIGHT GOOMBA FUCKING

… doesn't walk out a Savage.

Dolly needs me… SHE FUCKING NEEDS ME!.. she needs me to protect her... To love her… To devote my every waking moment towards worshipping her. SHE NEEDS ME INSIDE OF HER DAMN IT!!! Our children WILL BE FUCKING THOROUGHBREDS! Maybe that's it.. maybe that's what the XWF fears… what management fears… THEY FEAR THE FUTURE RAMIFICATIONS… of our evil spawn… NO… no… that's not it…

Michael collapses to the ground and begins rocking back and forth while cradling his head.

”THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ME SUCCEED AT ANYTHING!

Why don't they love me…

Why don't they love me…

Why don't they love me…

WHY DON'T THEY LOVE ME!!!???!!!

At this point Michael completely breaks down and again sobbing uncontrollably. Terry gets out of the van and cautiously approaches his friend and colleague. Terry gently places his hand on Micheal's shoulder. Eventually helping him up to his feet as Michael continues to sob, and leads him towards the van.

As quickly as this scene took over the airwaves, it is gone and we return to our originally scheduled programming.

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