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Chris Chaos · (03-03-2017)

"Oh Shhhhaadeeee......come out to pllllayyyyy...In a way I have to admit I am a bit shocked that the Predator did in fact respond. Maybe he really will show up. I hope not, for his sake. This is not going to be a match for women who are pregnant or may become pregnant, those with heart conditions or currently suffering from anxiety. You all saw the brutally I unleashed on Thaddeus Duke, and he is supposed to be "upper tier". What in the fuck do you think I can and will do to Shade? It is going to be a goddamn bloodbath. It is going to be a match that will give children nightmares for years. Hell, all the kids in the audience will still be wetting the bed when they see what happens between those ropes on Saturday. Sure, I know this all sounds like beating a dead horse, but am I wrong?

No, I am not.

And Gabe Reno's involvement makes this that much sweeter. Do you think I didn't see his little between show promo? I saw what he said, but I am not going to dignify him with a response. I am just mentally taking notes, counting the offenses, and at Lethal Lottery, Reno gets his.

But, what about this week? That is the burning question. What kind of explosion will happen? Well that just remains to be seen, doesn't it? I am never one to show my hand. I say I am going to kick your ass and I do, plain and simple. But having a plan, I often do, but it isn't constructed until right before the event I am planning for. It is called smart business. Shade, he is balls to the wall constantly. He tells you what is on his mind---and that is why he fails. It is a shame too. He is shrouded in so much mystery. Nobody, other than a select few, know what he actually looks like. He could be a scary figure here, if he didn't suck so bad. He has zero skill, that is his issue. He has the mask, and the weapons, he could be an interesting figure but his marketing is as bad as his in ring skill. It is a real shame, but it is not my problem. I am paid to kick ass and be the best, not to feel sympathy.

Shade had a lot of interesting things to say, even though his promo was shorter than a newborns penis. Hell Hope, whoever the hell she is, did more talking than he did. What the fuck is that? If you're going to come at me bro, come at me right. The disrespect is unreal. I am going to violate you at Savage. I am going make sure the show's name lives up to the hype. I am going to make sure that the name Savage haunts you in your nightmares for a long time. Bet on that."

Chris walked out from the shadows in some desolate parking garage. He was alone, and looked as if he hadn't showered. He probably hadn't. A lack of showering in the Florida heat, that was a bad combo.

His chest was covered with what looked like dried blood. His forehead, too. His wound he got while in the Duke match must have opened. He didn't care. He almost seemed to enjoy it. Chris stepped into the light from the darkness. This was the first step of his "redemption' tour.

"Many people have asked me why I chose the word "Redemption" to describe myself lately. I have already beaten Gabe Reno once, and Shade....well....yeah. I chose it because Gabe didn't just attack me, he went after my pride. He tried to break me down, to embarrass me. What did Shade call him, my "butt buddy"? Funny. This is my redemption because even though I WILL beat Reno and I WILL keep my title, I need to defend my pride, restore my honor, and take him out of my life completely. Shade is a speed bump. I will roll over him and not even slow down. I have, as many of you may be surprised to hear, have been holding back. I haven't even showed you sixty percent of my total chaos yet. You thought this was the full dick? No, no, no. I've only inserted a finger, and haven't even went down yet. I have SO much more. What did Shade call his promo? Don't underestimate a monster? Well, my advice to him would be to open a dictionary and figure out just what a monster is. The only thing monsterous about this fraud is his track record. A joke. plain and simple. Nothing more and nothing less. Shade how does it make you feel to know that the ref in this match has more clout in his pinky toe than you do in your body? I bet it makes you feel like total shit. And it should.”

Chris continued to walk. His shirt stuck to his skin from the combination of blood and sweat. He ran a hand over the fresh blood from the cut, then put his finger in his mouth.

"I am not even 100 percent for this match. Duke took a lot out of me. I will give respect where respect is due. He fought hard, and for a while there I thought he might squeak one out. But, I did what I do, and I overcame adversity. There is no way in hell you impress me like Duke impressed me. He fought down to the wire with the best in the world and is still so far out of the title picture he is starting to grow mold. Where the hell does that put you? Just do us all a favor and retire, or die, or retire then die. Trust me, nobody would miss you."

He pressed the button for the elevator, leaving a red smudge. The familiar "ding" came after about 10 seconds. Getting into the elevator he had a crazy look as the doors closed.

The camera picked back up as he walked down the hallway to his penthouse.

"You think you are the monster? I AM THE MONSTER. I dance with the devil every night, Shade. In the ring and outside of it. I have no morals anymore, no values. I don't care about anything but keeping this title around my waist. I am everything you aren't. I am....to put it in the most simple terms possible....the one they love to hate. Name me a heel that gets the same pop I do. There hasn't been one. And there never will be again. So, say goodnight to the bad guy......."

He opened the door. Instantly, Jenny could be heard. "Oh my god, Chris, what happened to your face?!"

Muffled, through the door, you heard him say something about monsters before the camera went static.

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XWF RECORD: 24-5-2
XWF Universal Champion: 1x (Current)

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