It's Thursday evening at the Random compound, Gary and Random are sitting down at a table digging into another mountain of cocaine, Pisspants is still sitting in the corner in his frozen state.

Random: Oh Gary, What a day man we got so much coke accomplished.

Gary: Yes we did buddy. Not much wrestling, though.

Random: Fuck wrestling!

Just as Random say his statement he is met with a slap to the face from behind and is thrown to the ground. Pisspants stands over him steaming, Gary reaches for his spear and goes to thrust it into Pisspants. Pisspants grabs the spear before he can and snaps off the tip, he then smacks Gary with the shaft.

Pisspants: First of all my name is Paul. Secondly, you are going to rehab right the fuck now, I have wanted to be in that ring all my life, I was plagued with injury and now I am training your ass. You have potential I am not going to sit here and watch you ruin it.

Random: um, okay. um yes, sir.

Paul: Good get dressed we are going now!

Random: Right away yes sir.

Random gets dressed and walks out the door to go to rehab.

Gary: Son! you finally grew a pair!

Hours later we find Random in a padded room, he's got black hair draped to his waist, gray pale face, and purple bags under his eyes. His not wearing pants or underwear and is tied up in a straight jacket. He is going through heavy withdrawals and is hallucinating.

Random: Oh satan, where am I? Why am I so sweaty, What is this cool breeze I feel on my fun bag? WHERE AM I?

Just then Random notices that the door to his cell is open.

Random: Freedom!!!

Random rushes out the door still in the straight jacket and dick flopping knee to knee. Just as Random turns the corner he notices a group of figures walking towards him. It's a tour group but Random see differently.

Random: Monsters!

Random charges the crowd.

Random: Die goblin!

Random hit a hurricanrana on a small ten year old girl, Smacking the poor child with his soft penis leaving a mushroom like welt on her face.

Mother: Lillian my daughter, oh my god you monster!

Random jumps up and turns to the screaming woman.

Random: Banshee!

Random three sixty cock slaps the woman also leaving a mushroom stamp on her face.

Random: Ahh Cyborg!

Random hits a man in a wheelchair with his dick as he flies towards him also giving this man a mushroom stamp. The rest of the "monster" tour group runs in fear away from Random.

Random: That's right you better run. You're lucky I don't call up Van Helsing he's got a bigger dick than me. All the fighting gave me the shits.

Random walks over to the downed mother and unloads a massive shit all over her.

Random: Okay all unclogged time to get back I have a match soon.

Random heads back to the compound running naked through the dark streets. Hours later of running he returns and walks inside to see Gary and Paul playing cards.

Paul: Hey! that was quick why are you back so....

Before he is able to finish Random jumps up and three sixty cock slaps him. Gary then comes over and helps Random take off the straight jacket and they both stand over Paul and piss on him.

Random: First! you are Pisspants, not Paul. Secondly, you are to never slap me and send me to rehab again. I like drugs, drugs like me. So um yea fuck off and get back in your corner and you fucking STAY THERE!

Gary: Are you okay?

Random: I was fucking attacked by monsters at this rehab this dick sent me too.

Pisspants: I didn't send you anywhere you just got up and left.

Gary: He's right.

Random: Well where the fuck did I go?

The tv in the background shows images of the people attacked by Random.

Random: Turn that up!

Newscaster: We are live at the scene of a brutal attack that happened tonight here at the Insane Asylum Historical Museum, the attack happened during one of the night time tours, all the victims are alive and stable. All have matching mushroom looking welts across their faces. We will bring you more after this.

Random: Huh, those poor people I wonder what happened? Anywho
I need to send a message out real fast. Camera guys!

The camera crew heads over to step up at the table Random gives his speeches at.

Random: Okay, ready? Nico, Nico, Nico. What the fuck are you doing man? You look like you belong on the Jersey Shore and here you are trying to be with the big dogs, looky here poodle I am going to fuck you sideways, I am going to fuck you inside out, I am going to get into the most serious tickle fight of your entire life. I am bringing the pain and the whipped cream, you are sculpted like a greek god and I wanna try your gyro, but not at the expense of losing. I tell ya what, I will go easy on you very gentle and then after I win we can be rough, what do you say to that? Otherwise, you're going to end up like those poor souls on the news, and about that, if the person who caused that traumatic damage to those poor people are watching I am coming after you next, You here me!? I am going to have hard unpleasant sex with you! But not with you Nico, I will fuck you like you've never been fuck before. My dick will be your ecstasy for now on. I am going to take you to outer space baby, you're going to be able to touch the stars and see the planets. Something only I can do, after I am done with you I'll have you crawling back to me begging to be fucked long and hard again and again. Bro, I got the good dick for you, the dick you're going to love. Shit, I wouldn't blame you I'd fuck me too. I am going to embrace you passionately kiss your beautiful plump lips, I am going to lay you gently on my bed, then kiss you from your neck down to your smooth chest and abs. Oh boy it's getting hot in here ain't I am not sure I will last till after the match honestly, and I promise you probably won't either. Back to what I was saying, I am going to grab that hard dick and stuff it into my mouth, gagging on it till I can't breathe. Then I gonna spit on that tight butthole and toss that salad like your at the Olive Garden. Once you are all nice and juicy I am going to gently push my hard pecker into your beautiful poop chute. And then your journey to orgasmic bliss with being. Now, Nico, I ask you to leave me time to prepare and please don't hurt me, don't break my fragile heart because I am giving it to you and only you. Later boys!

The stream ends as Random walks towards the back to get ready.