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Robert "The Omega" Main · (02-15-2017)

”So Gabe you and Chris found a girl from my past? Or at least you say. Chris to me and I may be wrong I have been in the past. But Chris seems to be more intelligent than this. But keeping with the theme of your bull shit. I’ll play along for a moment before crushing you like I have been verbally for the past week and a half now. Now in most cases, dead people can’t talk, right? Or at least that is what we're supposed to believe happened to her. Hit by a train? How original. Why didn’t you just tie her to the tracks like in the cartoons? It’s like you were watching cartoons or an old western. We know you like to play dress up. You took a bad guy a train and there you have it. Lots of brain power went into that one Gabe. Please don’t strain yourself. I wouldn’t know what I would say if you actually had something you created on your own. Or came up with an original thought! That, though, might be asking too much from your weak and feeble mind. See that is why I was hired here. I can think for myself. I come up with something fresh and different. A breath of fresh air! Compared to you that is a total understatement! Do you honestly believe any of the production you’re putting on? Lies and half-truths are not entertainment, there just lies.

Do you honestly know how stupid you actually look? Please don’t’ cut a promo answering that hypothetical question. You’ve bored me and fans all over the world for long enough. Your promos are as hard to watch as they are to listen to. Here’s some advice Reno. Keep it simple. Less is more. Take that to the bank. Now just making shit up out of thin air? It’s preschool, to say the least. How juvenile are you Gabe? Are there monsters under my bed too? I bet you believe Santa is still real! I just cannot believe our XWF Universal Champion Chris Chaos can be seen with a moron like you. Chris is wasting his time with you, Gabe. You’re nothing more than a blood sucking leech. You see an opportunity and you’re going to take full advantage of Chris Chaos’s name. You couldn’t lace Chris’s boots. It sure is a shame you got to my PR person what will I ever do without her. Maybe I’ll just pick my ball up and head to the house? Call it quits! Throw in the towel. Hope for better days. You would like that Gabe, wouldn’t you? You would like a free pass this time around knowing there is no other way out. I come to the ring I beat you 10 out of 10 times. Now to the crushing your pathetic little asses. There is a thing in this life called the internet. Gabe, Chris, it’s a wonderful invention where you can go and research things.”

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Darkness filled the room. Nothing can be heard other or seen than Roberts’s voice when he decides to speak. His voice reverberates casting out in all directions until it grabs your ears. Darkness itself can be a very strange and odd substance, sending warning messages to your brain. Fear sets in and takes hold of you tightly. There is nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Glaring into the unknown eyes wide open. Nothing can be seen or heard, here silence is your only ally. The hair on most people’s neck would be standing on end. Much like ice has three states, but there’s a weird imposing twist. Darkness doesn't fall under any certain laws of science. In solid form, its completely black nothing can be seen. You gaze into nothing. Unaware of what is around you. What may be lurking? As a liquid it can be very thick; sometimes sticky, and has a smell of used tar, like quicksand it will pull you in and suffocate you. Gas is quite strange it is able to pass through anything solid. As a whole Darkness is an odd thing indeed. It also brings many different emotions. Most get the feeling of fear it’s only natural when you cannot see. Others the feeling of defeat. The feeling of defeat is one of hopelessness. This feeling of absolute defeat is one Gabe Reno and Chris Chaos will feel come Warfare.

The bigger question in all of this is not so easily answered. How will Chris and Gabe respond to the new guy beating them in their supposed yard? Defeat is certainly imminent. Will excuses fly from their mouths next time they are in front of a camera? No one really has the answer. Never before has a newcomer shown the defiance Robert Main is showing. Most guys in the back would be shaking in their boots. Robert, on the other hand, is chomping at the bit. Ready to get into each one of their faces and fight. To him, this match is something more. It’s a proving ground. He wants the elite to know they, too can be knocked down from the top of their so-called ivory towers. Roberts’s intentions are very clear here. These self-proclaimed Icons or legends of wrestling will know on any given night anyone anywhere can win and win big. It isn’t that Robert doesn’t think he can win. It all about the ones who thinks he cannot win. Gabe Reno and Chris Chaos are among those doubters. Taking this match lightly will be a mistake they will never rebound from. This match was called a warm up match. An easy pass into the second round. Robert will show them otherwise.

”Now as far as the girl I supposedly protected in high school and fell in mad love with? MY PR person! Give me a break! How much did you pay that cheap actress? Hell, she’s not even d list. I hope you didn’t spend too much because her acting was terrible. But who can act when Gabe Reno is behind the camera? Shit script and terrible person. The level you have dropped to is now a new all-time low. In high school Gabe, I was too busy pumping puss to be protecting girls and worrying about their feelings. Unlike you, I had better things to do with my time then fall in love in high school. Are you kidding me those are some of the best times of a kid’s life? Why in the hell would I chase a girl who didn’t love me and why would I make her my PR PERSON? Unlike you, I would not have her killed. But it makes more sense to me the more I think about it. Just like everything you have ever done in your life, there is a mark beside it. Just like those boys in the baseball hall of fame. They used steroids. You cannot do anything on your own! The last match you cheated against Trax! This match you have Chaos in your corner. The golden girl always has a way out. Not this time you dickless wonder.

You are a fucking idiot. Where do you brainstorm these things up and who tells you it is a good idea to run with them? Whoever your yes man is. Fire them for your own sake because they are just as dumb as you are. The guy you were in high school sounds more like the guy you tried to describe me as. You were probably picked on because you were the nerd. Put into trash cans, had your lunch money taken from you? You never got to chase girls because you were probably too busy crying from the first bell wedgie. Girls protected you. Instead of you protecting them. It must have been hard being the only gay kid at your school! Chasing meat! You’re just as much of a joke now as you were then. Some of the things I heard you say I’ve heard some place else? “The Next Big Thing”? Please get your information correct Gabe! This has been the theme with you. They called me by my name and my name alone. Maybe you should sit down and try to learn another language. That being if you can even read. Here something that you can equate too and it’s in Japanese. 愚かな愚か者. It means stupid fool. Watching women from the end of their driveway? Please, Gabe. I can get women! Unlike yourself, I’m no creep. Just because you pay someone to say something don’t make it true. Do I look like I need someone to speak for me in any way? That’s armature hour. Everything I have ever don I’ve done it myself. PR is for pussies like yourself, Gabe Reno!”

Suddenly a light shines down on Robert from the heavens. It was the kind of brightness that sears into your soul making you squint for fear of losing your eyesight. This brightness that makes pure snow look gray and dirty. It rivaled the sun. The spotlight reveals only Robert the background is still dead black. A noose perfectly tied and placed around his neck. Robert is standing in his snakeskin cowboy boots, black jeans and leather jacket hands in the pockets. He looks through his black aviator sunglasses and raises his arms to his sides smiling before dropping his arms. They fall to his side before he points towards the camera.

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”Now let’s do some more fact checking, shall we? For a person who seemingly knows it all. You’ve fallen short every single time you have opened your pie hole. It seems you have become accustomed to opening your mouth and inserting your foot. You’ve ribbed me and I gave you nothing. I rib you back and much like my partners associate said. You freaked out and threw a bitch fit like a bride on her wedding day. It’s funny you’ve tried so hard over the past week and a half to force upon me who you are! Trying to scare me. I didn’t bite. I see who you are and it isn’t impressive. You’ve tried the mental warfare game. Again it hasn’t worked. When that didn’t work you all of a sudden became CNN! Tossing around fake news. Taking anything and twisting it into whatever lie you could spin at the time. Nothing you’ve done or said has taken any effect. You’ve wasted more time twisting words and spinning bull shit than you have training for this match. This little game you’ve been playing isn’t working. Time for your Hail Mary pass Gabe Reno! Are you going to wait until hours before we walk into the ring and cut two promos? Hoping anyone will believe what you have to say? Are you going to flood me like you tried to in the beginning? No matter the rabbit you pull from your ass I still win! You can run from the truth all you like! Come Warfare I win.

Then you throw this child abuse claim out there! Like I pulled a GIRL GABE A GIRL GET IT RIGHT MR FAKE NEWS! A girl from the crowd and beat her down. I’m glad you had the time to look at YOUTUBE and find my match of me wrestling a girl for charity! If you people want to see what really happened just look it up. This little girl had her own entrance. It was a match. Now, what is getting tossed out there gaining no traction? See you cannot even get your own story right let along mine. Then you spout off and supposedly have someone murdered? What in the hell is that? Honestly, no one respects you. Or anything that you have ever done. People don’t respect little rats. Doing things like this only makes it worse on you. Once again bad acting and bad CGI! If you’re going to waste all this money making yourself look like a freaking tool. Just hand it out to guys like myself. I'll at least be honest. I’ll buy cigars and booze. You have murdered one thing this week Gabe and the whole world has watched and listened as you murdered your own career. You are reaching so far out into left field it is honestly amusing watching you try to bring a thought together let alone you’re all over the place promos that make your eyes bleed watching. I’m not going to allow you to ride the coattails of Chris Chaos in this match. I’ve backed your ass into a corner and there isn’t any place to go now. You know you cannot beat me in the ring. Backstage, on the street anywhere. I have you beaten you and we haven’t even had our match!

Maybe in your next promo, I can be a raciest or something else that is complete bull shit. Keep believing your own garbage. It will get you hurt. Maybe after I knock your ass out you can start writing books. It would be an easy crossover for you seeing how everything that leaves your mouth is fantasy instead of reality. It seems you have met your nemesis, Gabe Reno. I’m not going to back away. I’ll never stop coming at you. I look at you and see nothing to fear. I’m the man that will cut you down. See you’ve made it through your career here in the XWF for a long time now. There have been some close matches and some you should have never won. You’ve skated through. You haven’t met that one man who you fear until now. Just look at you. Pulling out all the stops, trying everything that you can. Lies? Made up bull shit. You’re scared of me and you know it as well as I do. Gabe Reno, I can see that fear in your eyes. Once we step foot in that ring the stench of that fear will be all over you. All I ask is that you don’t piss yourself.”

Robert slowly pacing as the spotlight follows. He takes the noose from his neck and tosses it to the canvas as he dose the sound of electricity begins buzzing. Then the light come on revealing Robert standing in the very ring he will wage war in. The arena is empty no seats are taken. But in a few short hours, this ghost town of an arena will become teaming with life. The smells of food cooking will fill the air. Vendors selling merchandise will climb up and down the endless stairs selling cotton candy, slushies and popcorn. This place of solitude will become a circus. There will be fireworks blasting off as the wrestlers make their way down to the ring. The roar of the crowd will become deafening. Casting down cheers and boos towards their favorite wrestlers and ones they hate. Hero’s vs Villains. The wrestlers will feed on the crowd hitting the ring putting on a show for the ages. Lethal Lottery is something Robert isn’t too familiar with as of yet. This is his first shot. But from the way, it looks and sounds. This torment is a very big deal to all involved, it’s here you can become noticed and become more than what you were just one night ago. It can also breed heartache. And despair. He hasn’t heard much from the Universal Champion until here recently.

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”Out from the shadow steps our Champion! Chris where have you been? Besides cashing those big endorsement checks? You say you have been watching from a distance. Taking it all in! Right? Truthfully what is there to say in this matter? Nothing I have said is a lie. I’ve told nothing but the truth. The truth seems to hurt the most. Doesn’t it? You see you’re puppet Gabe Reno is failing to strike fear into my heart. So you emerge from the shadows hoping to do the work for yourself. Sadly enough! I’m not scared of you or anything you can do in the ring. I’m glad you finally took the time out of your very busy schedule do address us. You actually think you two ass junkies are going to break my spirit? With every word that leaves your mouth you sound more like Gabe Reno! I think you’ve been drinking his cool aid brother and it isn’t boding well for you. I have not addressed you because there has been nothing to address. You say you have been living like a king. More like hiding like a scared bitch! The last second man Chris Chaos is here now to run his lips. I applauded you for your last second efforts. To make it look like you give a shit about this match. Now the FLOOD of last second insults will rain down upon me from the supposed god of wrestling. Please! These last second words will only get you hurt worse. The crazy thing I keep hearing over and over like a broken record is this word ICON! You two claim to be these last of an era guys. I just don’t see two ICONS. More like washed up morons. See Chris there has been no wad blown here. You wasted your time doing other things. While the real wrestlers focused in on the match. You claim my job is to get beat up by ICONS. No Chris. My job is to beat ICONS.

You see much like Gabe you are foolishly underestimating me. You’re not thinking clearly. That 20 pounds of gold you carry has gone to your head. You are blinded by it. You come on strong making fun of the way I look! That’s never affected me before why would it start now Chris? The pompous ass Chris Chaos is making fun of the way I look! That’s dried up my friend. Our Television Champion tried those same old shots! What happened to him? I beat his ass all over the ring from pillar to post. Maybe after I beat the living shit out of you. I can file down that forehead of yours with a few chair shots. I may be a sewer rat to you! I may look like I live in the past. But one thing I am not Chris Chaos! IS A SELL OUT BITCH! You claim to be the last of this dying breed of wrestlers. You have become lazy and greedy! People coming into this place are the new breed. It’s time to step aside or be put aside. Mid card wrestler? I belong in the main events. See you believe because you have never seen me wrestle or been in the ring with me that I just don’t belong in the ring with you. What a dick move! You look at me like I am some freaking joke. Chris Chaos I am no joke! I will show you I belong. I’ve beaten the Television Champion and now I’m going to beat the Universal Champion as well. It isn’t taking the mid card by storm. It more like I’m taking whatever I please. You see Chris beating you and Gabe in a two on one match does one thing for me win, lose or draw. It ups my ante! It only helps me. This shit stain! Will be one you can never get rid of. I’m going to haunt your dreams and I’ll never stop coming after you until I take away everything you hold dear in life.

You’re one smug son of a bitch I’ll give you that Chris. But being smug doesn’t pin me to the canvas. You talk about how this ring I’m standing in right here and now is your yard! Chris I’m not only going to walk into your yard. I’m going to beat your ass in your yard. I’m going to put on a wrestling clinic never seen before. After I’m done with you. I’ll go into your kitchen make me a sandwich, grab a beer, smoke one of my cigars and if she’s lucky I’ll show your lady what a real man can do for her. On my way out I’ll piss in your yard just for good measure. It was never your yard Chris. There just hasn’t been guys like me to show you otherwise. All you have been doing is keeping it warm for guys like me. While you’re at it keep that golden ticket you carry around nice and shined up! You keeping it isn’t in the cards for very much longer. You two are so freaking delusional maybe you should get into law! Start your own law firm. I even have the perfect name for it. DEWEY SCREWUM –N- HOW! I won’t need to dig deep into my playbook Chris! This isn’t just a wrestling match it’s a fight. A war of attrition. Tonight no matter where the chips fall. I’m going all in. There is no folding! There is no running. You claim I will fold. I’ll tuck tail and run like a beaten dog! Chris, I’ll walk right up and spit into your face! I’ve been in the ring with guys like you two before. Every time the same shit is said. Each of those times I beat the respect into my opponents. I will make you Chris Chaos and Gabe Reno respect me. Get ready for war boys. The hangman's noose await you”

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