"Chris... lemme get one thing straight. I gotta hand it to ya, first and foremost, for grabbin' that strap. There's a good number ah guys and gals on the roster that are MADE tah be champ... you just happened tah be the first tah cash in that golden ticket. Much respect. And second, THANK YOU... for givin' me this chance, whether ya like it or not. I grew up in the sticks, and whether ya think we're trash or not, we DO work hard fer every last thing we get in this world. And after bein' in this business for damn near ten years, I have myself an opportunity. If I defeat the Univeral champ, I get a shot at the top prize in the game.

"I ain't backin' down, I ain't fuckin' around, and I ain't givin' less than ah hundred an' ten percent. I AM pourin' in every ounce of blood and sweat I got intah takin' that precious title off from around yer waist. You can throw every name ya got at me and my kind, actin' like yer a better breed, but son you NEED tah realize that just cuz I come from a trailer park, just cuz I'm workin'-class and proud of it... Just cuz I ain't sippin' from the finest glass or eatin' the fanciest of foods, that don't mean a cotton-pickin' thing when it comes to me and my work in the ring. I'm a fighter, a warrior, and a reason you need to be on yer gat dam toes when Savage rolls around.

"Yeah, I'm a rookie when it comes tah the XWF, but I ain't no newbie when it comes tah this game we play every day. Every night fer the past few years, I been lacin' them boots up, steppin' through them there ropes and openin' up a few cans ah WHOOP that ass! I don't need you to point out the shortcomin's of the redneck race when men like Stone Cold, JBL and XWF's own Bad Attitude are LEAGUES above a bitch-ass mother-tit-suckler like yourself. Y'all can roll all over the people that back me up in the ring from the stands, but I'd watch my hide if I were ya, cuz ain't no tellin' WHEN they's gonna hop that barricade and turn you into a flame-broiled Universal Champion roast. Fer a big-game hunter, you'd make for a good mantlepiece, even if I do say so myself!!! ^__^

"S'far as Jenny's concerned? Tell her I got a girlfriend, so I don't need ANOTHER chick yellin' at me 'bout what I gotta do and when I gotta do it. One broad screamin' at me's quite enough, trust!! XP ...But seriously, I don't need no bitch tellin' me tah fetch coffee or a snack. Jen... fuck off and bite me. Y'all ain't the boss of me, and I'm gonna prove that come Saturday. If you see me fall tah that over-inflated ego you call a boyfriend, then I'll fulfill my obligation and hell. I might even show you a good night so ya know what you're missin' in between the sheets!! XD ...But. If I make it through this match with a Dubbya? Say goodbye to that belt, cuz next time you see it? It'll be leaving Chris' waist... an' comin' home tah mama!

"By the way, just cuz ya can take down some flake from Wisconsin? That DON'T mean ya got the same chance at me, someone who was born 'n' raised in the scariest, most run down trailer park in Texas. I fought every day comin' home from school, facin' people that put me down and wouldn't let me have a moment's peace. They drug me through the mud, teamed up on me... honestly, it's hard tah speak about that shit, but it's followed me my whole life, and made me who I am. I ain't no goddamned tin can fer you tah kick around. Step up tah me, step up to a REAL redneck warrior, and you'll be drug around the mat and shown just why they call me the Southern Python. I'll wrap my arms around your throat and choke the life out of you before that first bell even rings. Bitch."

- - - - -

Snow is driving along the outer stretch of Green Bay, on the side of a mountain lined with a steel safety barricade. She is listening to Tori Amos on her pick-up truck's stereo, when suddenly a deer hops out from the brush.... Snow veers to the side, but the ice on the road takes control, and she spins a bit.... thankfully, she doesn't tumble over the side of the cliff. Unfortunately she does smash up the truck to the point where it's not able to be driven. Her head hits the steering wheel, before whiplashing back into the seat. Her nose is slightly bloody from the impact, and she looks shaken up a bit, but the tough gal kicks the door open, stepping out and reaching for her phone...

Snow: Yo, Big Tony's Towing Company? I need someone to pick up my... well, my pick-up. I just crashed on the side of 44 and 66, and I need tah get tah the Resch Center in less than 40 minutes... thanks...

Snow pockets the phone and kicks the tire in anger, screaming various obscenties, cuz well, let's face it. How else is she gonna pass the time? Oh...

Snow pulls her frustration back a bit, and bows her head. "God, I apologize fer the language... thank you, THANK YOU, fer makin' sure I didn't drop off that cliff and bite the big one. I coulda died, and from now on? I ain't takin' life fer granted. I'm livin it to the fullest, cuz ya never know when it's time tah go... thank you fer the second chance. If I win the belt, I'm dedicatin' it to my mom... who I know is up there with ya. Mom.... this one's for you."


- - 20 minutes later - -

'We showed up after the Towing Company called us, and here we are. Driving along the high-way, headed for a new frontier.'

'Not to mention two title opportunities, one for you, and one for Snow. The Reev-olution is gonna RAWK XWF!!!'

'....I prayed.'

We open to Reeve, Snow and Kid Kool in Reeve's car, along with their partners Chastity, Rebecca and Christina Nash.

Reeve: Good deal, Sarah... for the match?

Snow: No, for my life and for my future in general. I'm thinkin', that right there, that accident, that was a second chance. And I ain't wastin' that shit. I'm doin' what I gotta do to make this life MEAN somethin'. I'm gonna make my career one to remember, and every step I take will be for a purpose. Every move I make is gonna matter. Every gat dam time I wake up, I'm gonna give reason to face the day.

Kool: You think you got a good chance against Chris? I mean, he's probably one of THE most talented XWF'ers, and he finally gave that belt some prestige. I know you're in for a up-hill battle..... but I know you can do it, Snow. He's good... but you're better.

Reeve: Seriously, Snow, you might be in for a better ride than I am. You've got the fan support, you've got more wins than I do, AND, you're coming off two short but sweet title runs. Good luck, cousin.

Snow: I believe. That's all I gotta say about that... But, about us? Let's make a vow, right here, right now, that we'll spend the rest of our lives making am impact in the wrestling business, getting better in the ring and not wasting one moment...

Kool: DAMN straight, no more half-tank rollin', let's ante up and go full-bore with this!

Reeve: Ab-so-LUTELY. Guys... let's roll out.

- - - - -

We re-open to a graveyard, some point in time, somewhere in Texas. Snow stands before the graveyard of her deceased mother... Reeve's aunt.

Snow: Mama... I'm sorry for all the bad things I've done in my life, all the people I've hurt... but you're not here anymore, and I can only pray yer up there watchin' over me. I love you, I love the fact that ya took care ah me and loved me, no matter if I'm a lezzie or not, you didn't mind, and you only wanted me tah be happy. I'm gonna be the woman you always wanted me to be-- successful, happy and unique. I know if you were here you'd tell me tah go intah that ring and serve up two whole-wheat, grade-A knuckle sammiches. I don't wanna dissapoint you, I don't wanna make you unhappy, but I KNOW you knew I had tah do what I had tah do. And I gotta do what I gotta do when I step intah that ring against Chris Chaos. I'm gonna tear him up piece by piece, and when I'm finished with him, I'm gonna leave just enough left to finish off when I take home that Universal Title. Momma... thank you. I love you... this one's for you.


"It's a nice day to start again."
~ Billy Idol