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**Vincent Lane** · (11-13-2016)

SAVAGE SATURDAY NIGHT: NOVEMBER 12TH, 2016
Sponsored by TOSTITOS

LIVE from the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts, XWF brings to you SAVAGE SATURDAY NIGHT!

GET HYPE!!!

Barney Green & Nami
- vs -
David Stone & Ronnie Cage
"Bad Attitude"

Alexis Riot
- vs -
Thomas Nixon

Nate Higgers
- vs -
Chimpo
X-Treme Rules

Chris Chaos
- vs -
Kurt Angle

Tostitos Chunky Salsa Presents
MAIN EVENT

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X-Treme Championship Match
Michael McBride
- vs -
Jakob Davis
Gilly "House of Hell" Match
15 Minute Time Limit

The scene opens up panning over a sold put crowd in the arena, then moves over to the desk o Gaylord Cockshafer and Mike Stump, who are both chowing down on huge bowls of DELICIOUS TOSTITOS!!!!

Gaylord Cockshafer: We are LIVE in Boston Massachusetts, and tonight is a SAVAGE Saturday Night!

Mike Stump: God damn right it is, Gaylord! We thought we were having a TV Title main event like always, but halfway through the week it turned into an X-TREME TITLE DEFENSE!!!

Cockshafer: That it did, Mike! And we are ready to kick things off right now! Let's head to the ring!!!

Tig O'Bitties: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match!

Tig O’Bitties: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 560 pounds… Ronnie Cage… David Stone… they are… BAAAAAD ATTITUUUUDE!!!

The newest members of the XWF tag team division strut down to the ring looking confident. Cage in particular seems focused and determined to make a statement, while his partner David Stone seems more reserved.

The duo enter the ring and begin their pre-match ritual while their opponents are announced.

Tig O’Bitties: And their opponents… introducing first, from nowhere in particular… NAMIIIIII TH PIRATE FIGHTERRRRR!!!!

Cockshafer: Good lord! Look at those!

Stump: Gaylord… Gaylord what’s happening… I can’t see…

Cockshafer: Those titties! That ass!

Nami gets to the ring and Tig looks her up and down, terrified by the sheer mass of her chest and rump. Cage and Stone stare at her as well.

Tig O’Bitties: And her partner… from BOSTON MASS…

The crowd goes completely balls-out apeshit as the music hits…

Tig O’Bitties: Weighing allegedly under 350 pounds… he is BARNEYYYYY GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

"Dirty Angel'" by Voodoo Johnson starts to play throughout the arena as fans start to cheer loudly. Out walks Barney Green, dressed in a black and gold Bruins jersey with black shorts with a gold stripe on the sides and no shoes. Green walks down to the ring as the fans cheer him. He high fives a few fans as he makes his way towards the ring. He enters the ring and blows the fans a kiss as the music fades.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Cockshafer: There’s the bell and we’re underway! Green is starting for his team, surprising with his arm tightly wrapped after what went down on Warfare…

The Screen shifts to show a replay from Wednesday’s event in Greece.

(11-11-2016, 05:59 AM)Vincent Lane Said: Dolly catches Green right in the mouth with her bad knee, knocking several teeth from his mouth. They’re both down, Dolly favoring the bad knee as she slides toward Barney, tears in her eyes as she climbs over his lifeless body and locks in the Hart Lock!

Dewey: “Dolly has it in! Dolly has it in! Will Barney Green tap!?!?!?”

Barney's body seizes and twitches, he arches his back and attempts to roll for the ropes...

His free hand is almost there.....

He's a fingertip away........

Suddenly a loud POP is heard as Dolly bends backward harder than before... Barney Green's elbow hyperextends and his arm bends in a sickening angle!

Barney still won't tap, but the referee jumps in and waves the match off! The ref has called it!

Tig O'Bitties: The referee has called a stop to this match, awarding the victory to... DOLLYYYYYY WATERSSS!!

Winner and STILL Hart Champion - Dolly Waters

Warfare fades to black as Dolly Waters has her arm raised while Barney screams in protest at the official.

Stump: Barn took a ton of crazy punishment just a few days ago Gaylord. This is nuts that he’s even standing there! His arm might be severely damaged under that bandaging!

David Stone is quick to target Green’s arm after the Boston Brawler misses with a haymaker with his left hand. Stone ducks under and sends a kick into the wrapped elbow of Green, who cries out in pain. Stone then immediately nails a left side kick to Green’s head, sending the big man to a knee!

Cockshafer: Barney shouldn’t be in there!

Stone hits the ropes and comes flying back, catching the kneeling Green in a low swinging neckbreaker! Stone quickly tries to grab onto Green’s arm to apply some sort of armbar submission, but Barney scrambles and gets to the ropes causing a break.

Stone makes a tag, and in comes Ronnie Cage! Cage cuts Green off before he can get to his own corner where Nami waits with her arm outstretched.

Cage goes toe to toe with Green… NOT a good decision! Barney takes a shot flush on the jaw but shrugs it off and drops Cage with a huge forearm shot to the face! Cage pops right back up, a little dazed, and he eats a bionic elbow to the top of his head for his troubles!

Flustered, Cage kicks Green in his injured arm. Green wails and clutches at the wrap, but looks more pissed than anything else. Cage runs the ropes and flies at Green with a back elbow… BUT BARNEY GREEN CAUGHT HIM!

Green slams Cage into the corner, and takes a step back…

AVALANCHE SPLASH!!!!!

No! Cage ducked away at the last second and slides down the ropes to tag in Stone! Green’s arm hit the turnbuckles hard, and he’s in agony on the mat!

Stone climbs to the top of his corner… hug diving elbow onto Green! Stone with a cover!

1!

2!

Broken up by Nami!

Nami popped into the ring and dropped her triple Z titties onto Stone’s head, causing him to break the pin!

Referee Chaz Bobo backs Nami into her corner and admonishes her, and behind him Barney Gren is incensed! He gets to his feet and shoves Stone away from him, then heads outside and reaches under the ring… GREEN PULLS OUT A BOX OF FLUORESCENT LIGHT TUBES!!!

Green pulls a tube out and smashes it over his own head, grinning with glee as blood starts to drip down his face!

In the ring, Stone and Cage exchange uneasy glances as Green re-enters the ring…. He charges Stone!!!

Bobo gets in the way! Chaz Bobo is shouting in Green’s face, pointing at the XWF logo on his shirt and demanding Barney drop the weapons!

Green is PISSED!

Barney throws the bulbs down and stomps into his corner, tagging in Nami… and then he leaves the ringside area!

Stump: Where’s the Brawler going???

Green waves his hands at the ring dismissively, grabbing at his arm and stomping away towards the back… Barney Green just abandoned his partner!

Nami gets into the ring slowly, looking nervous… but then she runs forward toward David Stone!

Stone with a drop toe hold! Perfection! The wind is knocked right out of Nami, and as she rolls onto her back, Stone runs forward and hits a snap legdrop across her upper chest!

Nami grabs at her throat and sits up, then struggles to her feet. She turns… SPINEBUSTER FROM STONE!!!

Nami’s head hits the mat, and Stone tags in in Cage who leaps over the top rope and quickly moves in on Nami. He grabs her hair and pulls her to her feet…

ALABAMA-RAMA!!!!!!!!

Cage got every bit of it! He goes for a cover!

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cage and Stone have won in their official debut!

Winners – “Bad Attitude”

Tig O’ Bitties: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Tig O' Bitties: Introducing first, from the streets of Chicago, Illinois... Standing five foot, three inches tall and weighing in at one-hundred thirty-five pounds...

ALEXIS RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

As The Fall plays over the loudspeakers Alexis Riot is nowhere to be seen on the entrance way. Suddenly a spotlight shines over to the top of the bleachers where the fans are! Alexis Riot stands on top of the bleachers, stretching her arms out and taking in the cheers of the crowd. After awhile she steps down and starts making her way through the crowd into the ring, high fiving and hugging fans along the way. When she gets to the guardrail, she jumps over it and makes her way up the arena steps. Then she does a flip over the ropes and immediately runs to the corner of the ring to once again bask in the cheers of the adoring crowd. She then flips off her hood and once again stretches her arms out in a Jesus-like pose to take it all in, showing off the scars on her hands. She smiles and backflips off the top turnbuckle, landing on her feet She then takes off the little crystal cross from around her neck, kisses it, and hands it to the ref. She then waits in another corner of the ring for the match to start.

Gaylord: Alexis Riot has made her return to Saturday Savage! And she's as hot as ever!

Mike: Indeed she has Gaylord, and in a shocking, very personal vignette she released this week, Alexis revelead that this would be one of her last two matches inside of an XWF ring as she has other avenues of her life to focus on

Gaylord: I'm not sure if shocking does any justice to this Mike, Alexis finally made her long awaited return to the XWF, only to tell everyone she's leaving again... this time for good! With a new crop of great superstars starting to make strides here, I imagined Alexis as being one of those to pick up right where she left off, helping carry this company into the future.

Mike: Lets all wish Alexis the best of luck in her future!

Gaylord: Hey, Mike? Speaking of future stars!

Tig O' Bitties: And her opponent... From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania... standing six foot tall and weighing two-hundred five pounds...

THOMAS NIXON!

"My Sacrifice" by Creed booms through the arena, and the crowd cheers in anticipation for the beloved Thomas Nixon. As Scott Stapp's voice plays over the PA, Nixon appears on the stage wearing his black trunks and cape. What stands out to the crowd most is the green lizard insignia on the back of the cape that represents what Thomas is truly fighting for. Nixon races down the ramp, as the crowd applauds him and his cause, whether he is completely insane or not. Nixon hops on the and climbs up the far turnbuckle. Taking off his cape, he then holds it like a flag and gestures at the insignia. The crowd roars in approval, before Thomas enters the ring.

Junior Ring official, Chaz Bobo seperates the two compeditors after they meet in the middle of the ring and shakes hands, and calls for the bell.

Riot and Nixon circle one another for a few moments before meeting in the center of the ring and locking horns. Nixon uses his size to force Alexis in the corner, but the former XTreme Champion is quick to parry Nixon's attack with a knee to the gut. Riots shoves the hunched over Thomas Nixon back and quickly lands an impressive standing dropkick, knocking her opponent to the canvas where she mounts him and begins sending a barrage of strikes to his forehead.

But again, Nixon is able to use his weight advantage and flips Riot onto her back now with a counter of his own and sends an series a forearm strikes down onto Alexis' forehead. OH! But with another knee to the abdomen, Alexis rolls Nixon sends a punch, BUT NIXON COUNTERS AGAIN!

The two begin rolling around the ring, each trading turns delivering a strike and then countering their opponent until the two of them finally stand up starring each other down as the Boston crowd roars with a applause.

Riot hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Nixon ducks underneath and runs for the ropes himself, but on the rebound he's caught with an impressive slingblade from Riot who quickly covers...

1....

Nixon kicks out early, but Riot stays on him, locking in a headlock for a moment then transitioning over into an arm-bar. Nixon tries flipping around to get Alexis off of his back, but it's no use, so the Lord of the Lizard people begins dragging his way toward the ring rope. Nixon reaches the rope, forcing Bobo to start counting for Alexis to break the hold, she complies almost instantly.

Nixon steps out on the apron to try and regain composure, but Riot grants him non as she instantly strikes him in the temple with a high kick and as Nixon stumbles back, barley holding onto the rope while trying to avoid falling onto the floor; Riots jumps onto the top turnbuckle.

Mike: What's Alexis thinking here!?!

Gaylord: "I'm not sure Mike, but I'm sure it'll be a Riot!"

Mike: ......

Alexis dives off of the turnbuckle and goes for a hurricanran. But Nixon balances, catching Riot on his shoulders and slams her to the floor with a leaping powerbomb!

Gaylord: OH! GREAT COUNTER BY THE NEWCOMER!

Nixon picks Riot up, rolls her into the ring and goes for the cover.

1....

2......

Somehow Alexis is able to kickout after the devastating drop on her head, but Nixon gives her no time to recover. He snatches her up, and drops her with a fierce exploder suplex, but keeps her arm around his shoulder, rolls over, lifting her again and dropping her this time with a falcon arrow! He covers again!

Mike: OH! IMPRESSIVE! THIS MIGHT BE OVER!

1....

2.........

Riot kicks out again and Nixon smacks the mat in frustration. He walks over to the corner and starts motioning for Alexis to get to her feet, just as she does Nixon charges in, he goes for a clothesline, but Riot out of nowhere flips onto her hands, wrapping her legs around Nixon's head and slamming his face to the mat with a handstand head scissors takedown!

Gaylord: AWESOME MOVE!

Riot is up and stands right over top of Nixon's body and leaps into the air, crashing down with an athletic standing shooting star press! She pins Nixon in the center of the ring...

1....

2.....

Mike: NIXON KICKS OUT!

Cockshafer: Hold on, what's this??

During the bout, we see the camera aiming at the front of the audience, and we see someone in hoodie that climbs out of the barricades. Then he catches the refs attention, as the unknown "fan" tries to get into the ring. The ref tries to pull him down, but he clocks him that laid him out the mat.

Then the "fan" enters the ring, and he looks at Alexis Riot, in a deep sexual like tension. Then he noticed Nixon tries to punch her, but he grabs his fist and hits him with an Implant DDT!

Then he slowly takes off the hoodie, and it's TOMMY WISH who ended up smiling wickedly at Alexis. She then tries to lay the fists on him, but he grabs her hands and he pulls her hair back and planted a KISS ON HER LIPS!!!

Then he lets her go, but for all the trouble she caused him, he gives her an IMPLANT DDT that caused both to lay on the mat.

After ten minutes had passed, he rolls over Nixon's body to his back and drags Roit's on top of him, and the ref gains strength and notices the pin AS Tommy leaves the ring.

Stump: Riot is being handed a gift!

1!

2!

HOLY SHIT NIXON KICKED OUT!!!!

Alexis Riot slumps off of Nixon, who slowly regains his footing. He turns around and sees Riot barely getting to her feet as well.....

NIXON-NATOR!!!!!!

Riot eats a huge knee that spins her around, and then Nixon slams her back in a German Suplex!

Nixon bridges!

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas Nixon wins his debut!

Winner - Thomas Nixon

Chris sat in his locker room taping his wrists. Jenny sat next to him with her legs open in a little black dress. You could clearly see her white underwear from the upskirt view.

"What makes McBride better than me?" Chris broke the silence with. "What makes him deserve a title and not me? I SHOULD BE THE MAIN EVENT, and you know this......I run this show."

Jenny grinned, rubbing his shoulder. "Chris, just worry about taking care of business with Kurt tonight. I know you are going to win the Universal Title at the Pay Per View. Just relax. Go out there tonight and handle your business and lets go back and party."

Chris grinned. "Okay. But I have a little surprise for McBride later. I have to cause chaos, Jenny. It is my nature. It is who I am."

"Do what you have to do, but don't get yourself hurt before the big event".

He put his hand on her leg. Running it up until it was almost up her skirt, he smiled, "I know what I am doing".

A sigh and a smile from her. "Let's hope."

Tig O'Bitties: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first... CHIMPOOOOOOOO!!!

Feel Good by Gorillaz plays as out of nowhere, Chimpo swings around the rafters on ropes. He swings around and down, until he lands in the ring, wearing a pair of clothes and screaming excitedly.

Tig O'Bitties: And his opponent... from Tyler, Texas...... NATE.... HIIIIIIGGERS!!!!!

Red white and blue lights flash while THE BOSS pumps through the speakers. Nate Higgers marches down to the ring and stops to face the American Flag, giving it a salute before kissing a small gold cross around his neck and then tucking it back under his vest before entering the ring.

The bell rings, and Nate looks heavily confused as he stares across the ring from his opponent, the ever wily, the ever agile and the ever strong, the almighty CHIMPO. As Nate shows a rare form of discipline and technique in the ring in going to a low wrestling stance to try and predict his opponent's movement, Chimpo instead rolls out of the ring! Both the fans and Nate's faces look so puzzled that the question marks heavily prevalent in cartoons almost look visible.

While Chimpo it on the outside of the ring, he pulls open the apron cover and runs underneath the ring! He starts throwing out whatever weapons interest him!

A chair!

A kendo stick!

A table!

A guitar-- wait, WHAT?!

As Chimpo runs out of the ring, Nate now is in hot pursuit, rolling out BUT HE GETS CLOCKED BY THE GUITAR FROM CHIMPO!

NO! Nate catches it! AND HE USES IT TO KNOCK CHIMPO UPSIDE THE HEAD! Chimpo practically flips in mid-air, and the fans start raining down boos for Nate's violent behavior! PETA is surely getting called in after that violent hit! Nate flips off the fans, turning his attention back to Chimpo,only to he hit by a FLYING CHIMPO! A FLYING CHIMPO! Chimpo just jumped off the nearby announce table and is now clawing Nate violently in the face! But Nate throws Chimpo off his face and into the nearby ring post! Chimpo howls as the fans cringe in horror! Chimpo scurries off towards the back, prompting Nate to shrug at the ref and give chase!

Chimpo darts up the stage ramp, but Nate is in hot pursuit! Nate with a tackle of his own to Chimpo, and both of their bodies crash against the steel grates! Both redneck and chimp are rolling around now, trying to get some sort of advantage in this match, but overall it is Chimpo who gets the upper hand, using some of Nate's forward momentum against him and catapults him onto the steel grating! Chimpo staggers back to his feet, evidently weary, and goes over to the nearby crowd barrier for a few minutes to chill and catch his breath. While there however, a douchebag fan holds a bag of popcorn over Chimpo's head, and like the fucking badass that he is, Chimpo BITCHSLAPS the fan and takes his popcorn, and then begins to eat the popcorn right in his face!

But as soon as Chimpo turns around, he's met by the recovering Nathan Higgers! Nate jumps on Chimpo with a Lou Thesz Press and begins to pound Chimpo with solid right hands! With each shot, Nate mutters something about "Just because you're a chimp doesn't give you the right to hurt our tax-paying citizens...

Pussy." After about fifteen shots, the referee has to get involved, running down from the ring and pulling Nate off of Chimpo. The referee tries to give Nate a warning, but it clearly has no effect as Nate shoves the referr away! This IS a no-disqualification match after all! Nate grabs Chimpo up by his fur and throws him right into the opposing barricade, a loud WHAP! being heard. And once more, the crowd can be seen cringing out of the pain being put on display here.

Nate seems to be nowhere near done here though, as he picks up Chimpo by his hair and drags him over to the ringside area, and from there Nate THROWS Chimpo right into the steel steps! Chimpo's body goes limp as the people in the crowd look increasingly worried.

Nate ponders on what his next course of action should be here, when he spots the table that Chimpo threw out of the ring. Picking it up by the sides, Nate leans the table onto the side of the ring, and then goes over to the prone Chimpo. Placing him in the powerbomb position, Nate begins to run for the table...!

But no! Chimpo reverses the running powerbomb into a hurricanrana! Nate goes tumbling through the table as the crowd erupt in cheers for their new-found fan favorite! Chimpo is starting to get fired up now, and goes over to the chair he placed down earlier! Taking it by the mouth, Chimpo climbs into the ring and hops onto the top turnbuckle, but not before re-positioning the chair so that it seems to be a seat now for Chimpo! The fans are on their feet as they recognize what's coming!

...

OH MY GOD! CHIMPO JUST CRUSHED NATE HIGGERS UNDER HIS BODY AND THE CHAIR! THE FANS ARE GOING BERSERK AS CHIMPO GOES FOR THE PIN! BUT IT'S NOT FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE! AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE REFEREE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!

1!

2!

KICK-OUT! Chimpo almost had Nate there as the crowd go back to their seats, their energy seemingly de-railed for now.

This doesn't seem to stop Chimpo's burst of offense however, as he now goes over to the kendo stick he threw down earlier, picking it up by the mouth again and sizing up Nate...

Chimpo swings the kendo stick with his mouth! And again! And again! And again! And again! When is this going to stop?

Nate's chest is starting to look as red as a tomato before it looks like Chimpo is beginning to stop. Nate is looking unsteady on his feet... a large toot sound can be heard as it looks like... CHIMPO IS SHITTING?! A sigh of relief can be heard from Chimpo as many fans in the immediate vicinity can either be seen passing out, wearing a clothespin over their noses, trying to evacuate the area, or a combination of all three. But it looks like as Chimpo tries shoving Nate into the turds, that Nate won't be taking a stand for this anymore! Now Nate is trying to shove Chimpo into the shit! Back and forth, both are trying to use their inner reserved strength to try and avoid humiliation! Who's taking a trip into shit?

It looks like...

Like...

Higgers is thrown into the turds by Chimpo! Holy shit! Nate Higgers does not look pleased as the fans are trying to contain their laughter! Chimpo is sizing up Nate now... APE SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER!

1....

2........

3!!!!!!!!

Cockshafer: I'm willing to bet Nate Higgers isn't going to be pleased about this...

Stump: So much for evolution!

Winner - Chimpo

Cockshafer: We aren't done yet folks! But first.... TOSTITOS!!!!

Tig O'Bitties: This match is set for one fall. Introducing first. From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Standing at six foot and weighting in at 240 pounds. KURT ANGLE!"

The crowd pops and cheer for the man as Kurt raises his arms in the air. Chris Chaos rolls his eyes.

Tig O'Bitties: And his opponent. From Tampa, Florida. Standing at Six foot Five and weighting in at 240 pounds. CHRIS CHAOS"

Chaos smirks and raises his arms up. The crowd boos, he flips them off and tells them to go eat shit.

DING DING

The match is underway. Kurt goes and puts out his hand to shake Chris's. Chaos takes hold of Kurt's and shakes it, but pulls in Angle and hits a clothesline on him hard and knocks him down. Chaos stomps away at the man over and over again. He gets Angle to his feet and Irishwhips him into the corner before running at Angle, he goes for a corner clothesline. BAM! Kurt got his boot up in time to stop Chris, who stumbled backwards. Angle rushed and speared the man down. Angle now gets Chaos upright and hits a wicked European Upper cut. SMACK, right on target.

Chris falls backwards but catches himself on the ropes and bounces back, he jumps in the air and knees Angle in the face, pain is sent through Angle's face, but he shakes it off. The two go at it with their fists, going back and forwards. The crowd is losing their shit as the two battle it out in the center of the ring. Angle gets the upper hand and hits a double leg take down on Chaos. Angle is quick to go for Chris's ankle. He takes hold and twisted it. Chaos wrenches in pain, but he used his other foot and started to kick Kurt, soon Angle let go, Chaos got up and smacked Angle in the face with a big boot. He went down and Chaos covered him for the pin.

One

Two

KICK

As Chaos got up, Angle grabbed Chaos's arm and locked in a reverse armbar. He puts as much pressure as he can. Chaos is grinding his teeth due to the pain, but he's using all of his will power to reach for the ropes. The ref checks on the two and asks Chris if he wants to tap out, Chaos yells"FUCK YOU!" as he inches to the rope, getting ever so closer. His fingers on them and with one last reach, he makes it. He grabbed the bottom rope. The ref makes Angle release Chaos. Angle gets up, but Chaos was pissed and he got to his feet even faster. The rage was burning in his eyes as he went for Angle, but the Olympian ducked under the punch Chaos throw and now was behind him. He wrapped his arms around Chris's waist. One German, TWO German THREE GERMAN suplex. Chaos is laying motionless on the mat. Angle smirks and does his little taut and spins in place before hooking the leg of Chaos.

ONE

TWO

THRE-KICKOUT!

Holy fuck, how did he do that shit? Chaos and Angle slowly get to their feet, they were tired and beaten but that wasn't going to stop these men from trading blows once again. They used their fists, feet and even their heads. They were at a stand still but they kept going and going, not one of them wanting to give up. This went on for what seemed forever. The two had one last punch in them and both men with ever last bit of strength. Angle and Chaos both hit one another's jaws. BAM! Both men went down in the center of the ring. Not one of them moving. The Ref waited a moment before he started to count.

One

Two

Three

Four

Five-Chaos started to roll over

Six-Now Angle was moving

Seven

EIGHT! Both men were on one knee

NINE! CHAOS GOT TO HIS FEET FIRST!

He didn't let Angle get to his. Chris grabbed Angle lifted him up on his shoulders and The Equalizer! The mother fucking Equalizer. Angle landed hard on his head, Chaos crawled to Angle and draped one arm over Kurt. The ref started to count

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!

Winner - Chris Chaos

Stump: Chris Chaos has ended the streak of the Olympic Champion!

Cockshafer: What an impressive feat!

The pair go back to munching on Tostitos.

Cockshafer: What a main event we have set up...

Stump: Cages.... dogs... weapons... beer....

Cockshafer: This hellish strcture is exactly befitting an X-TREME championship match! Let's hit the ring!

The camera pans away as the announcers devour more Tostitos. The ring is surrounded by a double cage with barbed wire woven through. Cooler of beer are there for some reason. And some very hungry looking dogs are released into the spaces between the cages. Will we be seeing more dobermittens?

Tig O'Bitties: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT and is for the XWF X-TREME CHAMPIONSHIIIIP!!!

Kings begins to play over the loudspeakers as the fans begin building up in anticipation for the match that is to come. While the music gets rolling, a man wearing a long and black hooded jacket comes out, his face looking towards the ground. As soon as he reaches the stage he begins to kneel on one knee. Then, as soon as the song hits the chorus, the man bolts back up into a standing position and removing his hood, revealing himself to be Jakob Davis. Jakob then starts moving to the ring with purpose, shedding his jacket. He then quickly enters the the ring and gets ready for the upcoming match while Tim heads to ringside.

Tig O'Bitties: From Phoenix Arizona.... Jakob... DAAAAAAVISSSSS!

The fans murmur.

Tig O'Bitties: And his opponent... from Ireland... he is the XWF X-TREME CHAMPION... MICHAEL.... MCBRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!

You'll Never Beat The Irish By The Wolfe Tones hits over the P.A. system. Michael walks out ready to fight as he checks his gloves. He walks down the ramp and to the steel steps and walks up them. Once at the top he stops and turns around and looks at the crowd and smirks before he steps between the ropes and leans back on the nearest corner, lights up a cigarette and waits for the match to start.

Cockshafer: Here... we..... GO!!!!

15 MINUTES

Davis and McBride tie up. McBride gets the early advantage and gets Davis in a head lock. The dogs on the outside begin to bark at the action. Davis battles out, delivering shots to McBride's upper arms to break the hold. Davis hits two or three shots to the face of McBride but they don't seem to effect him at all, and the big Irishman laughs. He throws Davis into the cage head first, causing him to bounce off. This made the dogs bark even more.

As Davis stumbled back, McBride delivered a kick to the stomach and levels him with a DDT. McBride, not going for the cover, wanted to have a little fun with the pretty boy first.

Grabbing a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, McBride decided he was going to bloody Davis up.

14 MINUTES

Walking back towards Davis, McBride swung the bat but the now standing Davis ducked. Punches now, pure survival mode, trying to dislodge the bat. It doesn't work and McBride hits Davis on the top of the head with the wrapped bat. Blood begins to show.

Commentator: "Well, we knew this was a brutal match but we didn't expect to see blood this early!"

Davis falls to a knee holding his face and McBride swings again, but Davis ducks and trips McBride sending him face down onto the mat. Davis reached out for the bat. McBride shoved him out of the way as he then went for the bat. Davis was quickly back to his feet, though, and kicked McBride in the head, picking up the barbed wire wrapped bat. Holding it above his head he went to bring it down on McBride but McBride elbowed him in the gut, causing him to stumble backwards.

12 MINUTES

Davis turns back around and McBride hits him with a modified spear, sending the bat flying and both men out of the ring. Both back to their feet, McBride takes Davis by the head and runs him into the ring post. Picking him back up he throws him back first into the cage, eliciting a cry.

McBride gets down on one knee and grabs Davis by the head, punching him over and over and over until the challengers face was well bloodied.

As Davis laid in a heap, McBride reached up and grabbed a two by four wrapped in barbed wire. Using the cage to get back to his feet Davis was up. McBride, swinging for the fences, tried to take Davis's head off with the two by four but Davis ducked, rattling the cage. Grabbing McBride he whipped him into the ring apron then again into the cage. As McBride yelled out "aahhh fuckk! me back!" Davis went under the ring and got a steel chair. McBride stood back up and Davis cracked his skull with a vicious shot.

Cockshafer:"GOOD LORD! THAT SCRAMBLED HIS BRAINS FOR SURE"

10 MINUTES

Davis pulled McBride over closer to the dogs who were now frothing at the mouth to get a chance to bite him. Just as his arm was an inch from the dog, McBride reached up ad punched the dog in the mouth. Getting quickly to his feet he charged Davis who ducked the clothesline and caught McBride into a DDT. A vicious DDT from Davis on the outside as the dogs got even louder. Davis picked up the beer chest. "Take this, you Irish bastard!" He went to hit McBride in the face but McBride ducked, ripping the cooler from Davis and leveling him with it, breaking open and spilling beer and ice everywhere. Stumbling and rolling into the ring, McBride wanted to catch a second wind. He had pulled something out of his wrestling attire and put it on his hand. Brass knuckles. A bloody Davis rolls back into the ring. McBride grabbed Davis and threw him into the corner. Running and splashing Davis, he lined him up as he came out wobbly from the corner. Sizing him up he drilled him between the eyes with the brass knuckles.

Stump: "THAT'S IT, THAT'S GOTTA BE IT! McBRIDE IS GONNA RETAIN!

Cover

1!

2!

NO!

Somehow, someway, Davis got a shoulder up!

8 MINUTES

MCBRIDE SLAPS THE MAT AND YELLS. He is obviously frustrated. He grabs Davis by the back of the head and delivers a few hard shots with the brass knucks. Not wanting to take any chances he leaves the bloody Davis laying there as he rolls out o the ring, narrowly avoiding a lunging dog, and pulls a table out from under the ring. Bringing it in and setting it up in the middle of the ring he signals, intending to set Davis up for the McBride Driver! Davis wriggles free and shoves McBride, creating enough separation to get in a European Uppercut that sent McBride staggering. As McBride stumbled back towards Davis he lifted him and planted him with a face drop THROUGH THE TABLE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

6 MINUTES!

Just then, smoke appears on the ramp way. Chris Chaos emerges from the smoke as the crowd begins to make noise. Chris has what look like bolt cutters in his hands. Walking cocky down the ramp way he gets to the cage just as both men begin to stir.

McBride is on his feet first, but he, too, has now been busted open. Grabbing a wobbly Davis he Irish whips him into the corner. Rolling out of the ring and grabbing the chair, he gets back into the ring.

"DO IT, FINISH HIM!" Chris yells from the outside. "KILL HIM!"

McBride pays him no mind. Grabbing the barbed wire bat he puts it between the fold in the chair so that the front of the chair had a barbed wire knob on it.

Davis stumbles out of the corner and McBride LEVELS him with the barbed wire bat/chair invention that he made.

4 MINUTES

Davis is motionless. McBride grins. He puts the chair on top of Davis's face and bounces off the ropes landing on top of the chair with a giant leg drop.

Cockshafer: "HE IS GOING TO KILL THAT MAN"

3 MINUTES

Just then, Chris sticks the bolt cutters through the cage and cuts the chains connecting the dogs.

McBride for the cover.

1!

2!

Stump: OH MY GOD!

Chaos let the dogs loose and McBride is mobbed my attack dogs just as the ref was going for the 3 count! Biting and ripping at him the big Irishman fights off dogs left and right! Chris had systematically cut all the chains on each side of the ring where they were attached to the cage while McBride was busy with Davis.

Laughing and grinning he smacked the bolt cutters into his palm.

Davis was stirring but was still out of it. When McBride had fought off the last dog he noticed Davis was back to his feet.

1 MINUTE!

Davis took a wobbly step forward and an amped up McBride hit him with a Celtic Clothesline, sending Davis flipping before crashing to the mat.

Cover

1!

2!

45 SECONDS!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner and STILL XWF X-Treme Champion - Michael McBride

MCBRIDE WINS IT! McBride survives just as the dogs begin to mob him again. He tries fighting them off as the cage begins to rise. XWF officials run to the ring with mase and nets to contain the dogs as McBride is now a bloody mess.

Just as the XWF officials get the dogs away from McBride he turns looking for his belt. Chaos is behind him and levels McBride with the title belt! McBride is motionless. He spits on McBride then drops the title on him. Laughing as he walks away as now XWF medical personnel can be seen entering the ring as Savage goes off the air....

but...

Just as XWF was fading off air, the camera crew picks up Chris back stage with Bruce and Jenny. All three were laughing and joking.

Just as they were about the reach the exit of the TD Garden a voice called out from off screen. It was Vinnie Lane.

Suddenly, the XWF GM burts into the screen and gets in Chris's face.

"Chaos! What the HELL was that out there! You could have gotten one of my champions killed!"

"Im actually upset that I didn't."

"You have ONE MORE SHOW, Chris, ONE MORE. Then you enter the chamber to try for this title you have been obsessing over. Until then, don't you dare lay a hand on one of my superstars other than an opponent. Don't you dare interfere in another match. This is two weeks now you have left a champion laying on Savage. I swear to all that is holy, if you do it again....."

Chris pushed his chest into Vinnie, pinning him against the wall. "You will do what, tough guy?"

"You will see who the tough guy is in two weeks. Quite frankly I think McBride would tear you apart in a match where you can't cheat your way out of it."

Chris slapped the wall. "McBride is NOTHING to me!"

"Chris, you have been warned. You have a tag match where you are partnering with RENO on Warfare. If you so much as lift a finger in the wrong direction.....I'll"

Chris huffed. "You'll what?"

"I swear to god I'll strip you of your wild card so fast it will make your head spin!"

Chris pushed Vinnie with his chest farther against the wall....huffing audible through grit teeth while the two stared eye to eye.....Finally after what felt like an eternity he looked at Bruce and slapped him in the chest the motioned to Jenny.

"Come on, guys, let's go".

The trio walks off the screen as Vinnie is seen staring a hole through Chaos and his cronies. "We'll see who the tough guy is" he says audibly...."we'll see".

Savage goes off air.

Alexis Riot · **11-13-2016, 11:07 AM**

"Well, credit where credit is due. That was one hell of a battle Nixon! I'm sure you made all your lizard friends proud with that one."

"Anyway, so what all of you just witnessed was my second to last match, my last match will be taking place next Saturday in none other than my hometown... wait a minute... oh right... it got changed to Milwaukee, Wisconsin."

"Oh well, beggars can't be choosers right? If my last match is going to be in front of the great XWF fans in Milwaukee then I have absolutely no problem with that! But who will my opponent be?"

"Well Rioters, my last opponent in the XWF will be none other than wrestling legend and former Federweight Champion Stone Cold Steve Austin!"

"So Austin, listen closely, I will not leave the BMO Harris Bradly Center with anything less than a win. If I'm going out, I'm going out in style."

**Vincent Lane** · (11-13-2016)

OOC: I totally got mixed up on the venues haha

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (11-13-2016)

Next week Scully dies

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