Tanya stands in front of the Wednesday Warfare set. Once again the tech crew are still running sound and video checks. There are no XWF staff around, it’s just her with her own camera on a tripod. Tanya is wearing a bright smile plus a t-shirt with the pink power ranger on it and jeans. Waving happily to the camera, she begins.

Tanya: Hey! I’m back! I bet yo thought I forgot about these, Mother Superior, but I didn’t, I’ve just been so busy! My goodness, it’s been a couple of Saturday and so a couple Savage Saturday Nights, did you see them!? I won a title in my first match! And it was against three guys! I was so nervous, but the crowd was with me and I remembered you told me that the Lord is always with me too so I went out and gave it my best shot. Looking at the tape, between you and me, I was pretty scary! Can you believe it?

She bursts into genuine laughter, shaking her head.

Tanya: Then, last Saturday I got to face off with This guy Benito Angeloalmost clobbered me, but this other guy, Barney Green who I had won against the week before, came after Mr. Angelo who seems to spend a lot of time taunting him. So anyway, that was a loss, but it’s okay! Tomorrow night down there in that very ring I get to take part in a match for the ages, Triple Threat. Me versus Athena Boudreaux versus this slime ball Zachy Gowen.

Athena? She’s okay, really. I don’t mind her and I think it’ll be interesting to tangle with another girl for the first time since I’ve been here. I really want to get to know the other girls around here better, honest. Maybe this is the best way. I’ll let you know how it works out. Anyway, I’mm looking forward to this.

Plus, we have been working on my power and definition, the trainers have even been trying to convince me to bulk up some more and get even better definition and structure around my abs and shoulders. They think I might be able to give some other chick who was on that other promotion years ago. But I saw some tape of her, she was so dark, I thnk I want to stay more me, brighter and happier! It’s also been suggested that I could get a um… boob job… but not going to happen, I know you wouldn’t approve Mother Superior.

And just before I go, since I know XWF has gotten in on my videos before… Zachy Gowen, I still think you are a lowlife scum. Yes, yes, I know about your prosthetic leg. Will that mean either Athena or I will take it any easier on you? I don’t think so… You’ll get your thumping just like you deserve!!

The video feed cuts to static.