Benito Angelo is wearing a black and yellow suit, and he seems to look very happy, as he is humming Zip a dee doo dah.
Zip a dee doo dah, Zip a dee ay! My oh my what a wonderful day! Plenty of sunshine, heading my way! Zip a dee doo dah, Zip a dee ay! Mister bluebird on my shoulder...... oh, it's you. You could have knocked. I know I invited you to my second home, but seriously. Rude.
Well, I suppose you'll be wondering why I was singing. It's because I'm happy! I can't take this smile off my face! Week after week, I've been going against extremely tough opponents, but this week, I finally have a break. I'm going against Tonya Gibbon. Tonya Gibbon!
Benito starts laughing
Who the hell is Tonya Gibbon! I mean, sure she won her debut for a championship, but she lost it immediately! I've won it 3 times since then, but I knew it couldn't have been that hard. I mean, you won it after all!
The only thing that you've done better then me, and I mean the ONLY thing you've ever beat me at, is that you beat Barney Green. Hell, I shoulda beat him too, but the ref made a horrible, horrible call. Did you see that match? I clearly broke up that pinfall. Oh, you don't believe me? Watch the match, you'll see.
Back on track, I'm fighting Tonya, and boy, I sure am just shaking in my boots. So scary! Someone who after they lost their title, never even came back for a second try! Who does that? Someone with a bad attitude about the sport. The title you used to have, it now has prestige, as I have held 3 separate times. The fourth time will be coming soon. You see, Me just being somewhere adds prestige to it. Puerto Rico should be thanking me. I seriously considered leaving once I heard where the match was taking place. Lucky for you Tonya, I didn't. You now have the honor of facing me! How does it feel? Does it feel good? I know it will feel good for me when I beat you. Well, you should think of it this way! Once I become the best wrestler this company has, you will always be known as the 3rd person Benito Angelo beat on his path of dominance. Congrats, you are now a piece of trivia. That's pretty much all they will ever remember you for. They'll all remember me, as I am the best new comer this company has to offer!
Don't believe me? Think that you know someone else that is better then me? Who's that? Kitt Kennedy? I'm 3-1 against overall, with all matches being in the HeavyMetalWeight division. I'm also 1-0 against Dolly Waters. Bearded War Pig is just to scared of me to actually fight me, but one of these days I'll beat him. The only question isn't mind is how long it will take me to rise to the top of the company. I'm predicting that it won't take to long.
Tonya, there is nothing going in your favor! You can't best me! Look, take me never bing pinned, add it to me being a 3 time champion, and add that I'm debuting a new move, The Gun Shot, and I see a domination in the near future. Good luck Tonya, but there is nothing you can do to stop me. Ciao for now.