Neil, do you even know who you are anymore? You haven't exactly been acting on your own volition as of late.

Of course I'm not acting on my own free will, Kim won't fucking let me!

What if I told you that there's a way you could get rid of Kim for good?

I'd say you're fucking lying! You two are working together, dammit!

That's where you're wrong, Neil. I'm working to help you find god! Kim's just a sadistic bitch who enjoys making you kill others.

Was she...?

Was she what?

Was the bitch lying about the 17 sacraments?

...

Was she?!

No, Neil. The Sacraments must happen. I just won't take pleasure in watching you murder others.

Gee thanks, nice to know I'm still going to be killing people. That's a real step up from my current position! Thank you oh so much for your generosity in dealing with this urgent matter! Give me a fucking break.

Dammit Neil, this is no time for sarcasm!

Why not? Why can't I decide how to address you?

Now isn't the time! You have to wake up!





The damn bush brushes against my face, making concentrating on how I'm going to kill these two whores. They step down the stairway that leads from the door to the path they'll take to get back to their car. Ellie's leading the way, her hand meeting the handle of the passenger's side door. Melanie's taking her sweet time, looking at the bushes. I swear, if she finds me...

"Hey Ellie, look at this! I think there's someone behind this bush!"

Oh good fucking Christ...

"Shut up Melanie! There's absolutely no one there. You're fucking paranoid!"

I reach out, grab her shirt, and pull her in. She tries to scream, but I shove my hand into her mouth to make her shut up.

"Nothing personal, Melanie. Just business."

My free hand pulls out the switchblade, and plunges it into her forehead. She's bleeding profusely, why won't she fucking stop?!

I lay her on the ground behind the bush. Sliding out from under the bush, Ellie sees me when I stand up.

"Thank god I found you! Haley's dead!"

"So that was her name..."

She turns away from me and takes off running. I chase after her, matching her pace easily and close in on her. I launch myself one more time and take her to the ground with me. The crimson stained switchblade plunges into her chest multiple times. I don't stop until she stops fucking moving.

Oh god, I gotta get out of here...




"Hey Crimson Dong, what's up with your hunt for puss?

Oh no, it's Crimson Deadly! How are your minions?

Wait a minute, It's Crimson Cobra. The least interesting one of the group.

I have to ask you something, where's your venom? Aren't you supposed to be a deadly predator? C'mon, man. I swear you aren't even trying to be anything threatening anymore. I mean, that would have to imply that you were threatening at one point. Fuck it, you're nothing to be scared of, man. You're just a worthless waste of space who just so happens to have to inhabit the same ring as me on Monday. Live it up till then. You're going to face your execution soon enough.

You will be added to the list of sacraments. The people I have ended.

I'll just be putting you out of your misery."