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The Monster of Htaed · (09-30-2016)

Disney World and a Little Rascal
Time: 1135
Date: Sep. 30th, 2016
Location: Orlando, Florida

Bearded War Pig is standing in line at the main entrance of Disney World, some no named filmography student from the University of Central Florida is following from a short distance, with a small video recording camera in front of his face shooting B.W.P. Bearded War Pig is looking around admiring some of the views of sexy women with their families, nothing like the forbidden fruit to get the blood pumping to all the wrong extremities. Bearded War Pig starts to grow impatient with the slow-moving line, a smile etches through the thick mass of hair on B.W.P's face as he turns toward his personal cameraman, who seems to be holding in a deep shit, that is starting to crystallize from being pinched for so long.

"Holy shit, I guess this is what it must have felt like for Hunter when he first met his lovely squeeze Joy, we all know their first date was one of them Bukkake porno gang bang deals. Hunter probably didn't have any trouble with being patient waiting his turn, since he most likely never had any pussy since pussy had him. Sorry Hunter you're just too easy to shit all over and to be honest, I just need something to do, to pass the time, while I wait in this ridiculous fucking line, like what the hell does Mickey Mouse have like a horse cock or some shit?!"

Bearded War Pig chuckles and turns back away from the camera and towards the entrance again, it has only moved about a foot since the camera has been rolling, his head begins to shake left to right, not pleased with having to wait like every other regular individual. Not being your regular kind of guy, B.W.P removes a fat joint of some of that Green Crack, lighting it up right in line, no fucks to give. He puffs on the joint for almost thirty seconds straight, before coughing out a mammoth size cloud of smoke all over a group of teenage dirtbags. The group of delinquents is made up of probably seventy percent metal, from all of their piercings. Bearded War Pig stops coughing and notices the teens staring at him like they are about to start a BDSM style orgy, Bearded War Pig chuckles and takes another drag from his joint, a much more subtle hit this time. Slowly exhaling the smoke, he can't help but wonder if any of the girls in the group have their clitoris or any other part of their vagina pierced.

"What the fuck are you staring at? It's fucking medicinal, so why don't you fuckwits mind your own damn business before I have to bend you over my knee and give all you shit sticks a long overdue ass whoopin!"

Bearded War Pig takes another drag off of his THC stick and underhand waves the teenagers away, they just stare as if they are brainless zombies. Bearded War Pig just sighs and walks up to the group all up in everyone of their personal bubbles. The cameraman backs up a little to capture the whole group of teens which looks to be around twelve to fifteen of the little cock suckers. Bearded War Pig takes another drag and intentionally blows it back and forth in all of their faces.

"Damn are you little fuckers deaf? I said get the fuck out of here before I have to make a fucking scene you damn punks or quit fucking looking at me like a bunch of crack baby sloths. Fucking, Fuck, I hate punk ass teenagers."

One of the girls who actually isn't covered from head to toe with obscene piercings, she also doesn't have the brain dead vegetable look going, steps out from inside the group and walks right up to B.W.P removing the joint from his hand and taking a slow and sexual drag off from it. Bearded War Pig just stares with his brows wrinkled and lip quivering, no one takes his smoke without permission. She smiles seductively after exhaling, she then slowly and gently presses his bottom lip down, parting his lips open, she then slides the joint back in his mouth, and plants a wet one right on his furry cheek. Bearded War Pig almost becomes frozen in shock, not expecting her to act with such confidence. She winks at B.W.P and smiles before speaking.

"Hey don't look so pissed, Jesus fucking christ, hasn't your mother ever taught you sharing is caring? Oh and don't mind my friends, they are just stunned to see a man like yourself here at Disney World, they are obsessed with the XWF. They know you are Intercontinental Champion Bearded War Pig. So what brings you to a family oriented theme park like Disney World."

"Well for a bunch of punk kids obsessed with the XWF, you should know I have a match here tomorrow against Hunter Payne, the XWF bought out the whole park for my war zone. Also, I have never been here before, never had that luxury and since my agent insisted we come to Florida a day early, I would try to enjoy the park in more the traditional way, then the way I will enjoy using it as a weapon to dismantle Hunter."

"Wow isn't that just the cutest thing ever you little rascal, sorry I am not the XWF super fan like my friends here, honestly I find professional wrestling to be sad and kind of pathetic, like if you where real men you'd get into MMA or something. Now those are guys I'd be willing to drop my panties for and give them some of this sweet, juicy, and tight eighteen years old..."

The teenage girl then leans into B.W.P's chest and whispers the last word into his ear while massaging it with her tongue.

"PUSSY..."

Bearded War Pig feels his cock slightly grow in his coyote tan cargo shorts, he adjusts his bulge with his free hand so no one will notice his erection. He bites his lips and smiles.

"Wait you're eighteen?"

"Yeah just became legal two weeks ago and there is barely any miles on this ride!"

The eighteen-year-old women winks and takes the joint from B.W.P again, he shows no sign of caring about her just taking it, this time, having been given tells that she is DTF (down to fuck). Bearded War Pig smiles in a flirting fashion, before trying to explain why he is just as tough and rough as any MMA fighter out there.

"You don know the XWF is a lot different, we have matches that would make MMA fighters shit their pants and go home crying to their mommies. Some of the injuries I have already sustained in my short time being a part of the XWF are almost as traumatic as the injuries I sustained in the Marine Corps. Some federations maybe pathetic and fake, but I can promise you the XWF is not one of those federations, the XWF makes regular hardcore look softer than my dick when I see Hillary Clinton on the tube."

"You were a Marine? I don't believe that, why would such a badass Jarhead be curious of what Disney World is like, I would figure the strip club, bar, or rifle range would be more your scene."

Just as she finishes her statement, it is her turn to make it through the metal detectors and give her ticket to the entrance conductor. After passing through the turnstile, Bearded War Pig waits his turn admiring her ass. While one of the interested eighteen-year-old girl's friends whispers in her ear confirming that Bearded War Pig is a Marine, since once a Marine, always a Marine. Bearded War Pig then makes his way through the turnstile as well after handing the ticket conductor his ticket. The eighteen-year-old smiles toward B.W.P rubbing her hand gently across his barrel chest, before grabbing his wrist and taking off down the path toward the Animal Sanctuary. B.W.P's cameraman follows quickly behind, not wanting to miss out on the possible X-rated shenanigans that look to be happening in a matter of finding a secluded area to partake in animalistic sex. She drags him next to the Gorilla exhibit, she begins opening a tool shed door when B.W.P stops her and smiles.

"Go on ahead and get started with yourself my little sex kitten, Daddy needs to say a few things to the XWF Galaxy before I wreck that pussy sweet pea."

The unnamed eighteen-year-old slut makes her way into the tool shed and begins pleasuring herself with a variety of different garden and maintenance tools. Bearded War Pig closes the door slightly over so we visually can't see the masturbating girl, but the noises of sexual pleasures can be heard faintly in the background.

"Well I guess this would be a reason to definitely come back another time, without having other reasons to being here. You see grand things just seem to fall on me like I am blessed, it has always seemed to be this way, ever since I can remember. Strange occurrences would always happen and they always seem to be in my favor, another reason Hunter Payne has no shot at beating me. It wouldn't matter if he was the greatest wrestler on the planet, the universe is just sending too many positive vibrations my way, even with my sinful and darker ways. Warriors can not live sin-free lives, they just weren't meant to follow that path, which will be Hunter's downfall, all that straight edge bullshit is clouding the mind of the beast, the warrior, and the barbarian he will need to set free to even make it through the hell that is burning is way. When we meet face to face inside this child's dream world, you will get a slighter better understanding of war and exactly why men like us aren't meant to be straight edge, you will feel the pain and suffering I have been given the burden of carrying for the rest of my life. Like a true warrior I embrace my hardships and understand we aren't meant to not use vices to escape the realities of the sin, we must commit. It is going to take a special breed of animal to put down this pig and Hunter just isn't that kind of animal, he subdues his animalistic side and doesn't partake in the hunts of life. Well, I have a long day ahead of me, so this little rascal is going to join that sex freak in that tool shed, you know to start this magical journey off right, Oink, Oink, Mother Fuckers!"

Bearded War Pig smiles in the camera before opening the door, the cameraman catches a slight glimpse of the naked women in the shed who has the end of a shovel shoved in her ass while rubbing her pussy spread eagle on the wooden work counter. Bearded War Pig turns back to the camera and smiles while giving the camera guy a wink before slamming the door closed. The continuing of wildebeest like noises can be heard from within the tool shed, soon the walls begin to start shaking as if an earthquake was occurring in a very small isolated spot. The Cameraman continues rolling a small group starts to congregate around the shed everyone whispering amongst themselves. After about twenty minutes of loud and intense sexual noises, the door of the shed flings open and there stands a half naked Bearded War Pig in full stretch and yawn. The congregated group begins to applaud and cheer for the what seemed to be an astonishing sexual display on B.W.P's part for the lady lays completely still over a puddle of her own juices.

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