Poems? Poems!? You brought me poems?

For The Heavymetalweight Championship? This will be good to watch, The one who writes in some other language… The Heavy Meta?? Respect the title if you really want it, little man. Inviting me to step, “love”? I am not your ”love”. But it’ll be my pleasure to show you no means No. Oh wait, excuse me, you had stage fright? You thought this was some place to first call the 2000’s groups old and then that you could get up here and present their work as your own? Get it straight, this is the Heavymetal Championship, heavy metal is bands like Metallica, from the NINETEEN-EIGHTIES! Seems I’ll have to introduce you to ‘Sandman’ in my Savage debut.
Now about that… my debut… I’m about to enter into my first ever XWF match. Who would have thought? Certainly not my Mother Superior, she’d say it should be someone older, more experienced who might carry on ranting about how he deserves and has earned and will take apart… oh wait we DO have one in this match. Riiiight… Get over it you’re only as good as your last match. Did you win? You’re the best for about three point eight seconds until someone else wins. Did you lose? Well then you’re just a horrible failure. Have you not had a match? Well guess what you’re a wild card. A free agent who no one expects anything from but who has the greatest utter potential in the world… and who has nothing to lose, so you might as well try it.

Then of course we have the tall silent type… Aw… maybe the others should have taken a lesson and not run on with their diarrhea of the mouth. I don’t know, are you just afraid of the rest of us? Oh I’m shaking in my booties because you just haven’t bothered to make an effort here. Speaking of effort, what are the rest of us doing? One, is whiting lyrics to songs already produced. Another is hoping things go well. You are sitting twiddling your thumbs and me? I’m working my butt off in the gym, pumping STEEL. You know, Heavy Metal?

No one will be calling me the overweight or the fatness with that title. It’s Heavymetalweight Champion. Someone thinks I can compete with the big boys? Then have at! Let them come and try and beat me. They can certainly try! But trying is different from doing and I won’t be trying. I’ll be doing. Doing my absolute best to see each of you do not get that title. The Heavy Metal Weight Championship.

Have any of you even thought about what thistitle means? It’s the Heavymetalweight. That means the biggest, toughest, meanest It also means that the title means something. Something more than your list of old titles or past times you’ve held it. This is a title that was vacant, in other words while you might have been good enough to hold it before, you at some point were not. So Saturday we all get stuck in. We all vye to see who is the best, the biggest the toughest, who can outlast and out fight three others and emerge victorious I’m bringing my A-Game. You better too, or you won’t measure up. You will be found lacking. I will be the NEW…

HEAVYMETAL WEIGHT CHAMPION!!!