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Tommy Wish · **09-29-2016, 04:51 PM**

[We see Tommy and Steve Sayors inside the XWF Heaquarters. Both men are in suite and ties, as we see them sitting across from one another with a table between them. We see Sayors looking on the camera to speak.]

Sayors: Welcome fans to this exclusive retelling of Tommy's Michalue Bunluche. We are here to talk deeply about his personal view points, and overall how he is preparing for the Heavymetal Championship on Savage.

[Then we hear some Review like intro, then we see the two stand up and shake hands like gentleman. Then Sayors starts the conversation.]

Sayors: Mr. Wish, how are you today?

Wish: No more better than yesterday, but I feel like shit though.

[Sayors then quickly uploaded Tommy's written poem he posted last night onto the TV screen in it's 1080p glory. Then we see him highlighting key stanzas from it. From then on, the viewer can sense that Tommy will be conformable answering these questions.]

Sayors: When you started "Oh Boy/Oh Boy" what inspired you write that in their?

Wish: Have you heard Oh Boy from Dipset, you know that old rap group in the mid 2000? That is what I decided to recite in the poem. I originally wanted follow the "Boy" phase, but couldn't continue it.

Sayors: "It gets cold at night with out her".. .what does that mean?

[Wish then pulls out his phone, whips out an image of Jonee to show him.]

Sayors: That must be girl who you mentioned in your last promos.

Wish: Well if she is watching this...or not, or fucking somebody else... I miss her so much . But now, she isn't important. Next Stanza.

[Before Sayors can contiune, he silenty mouths the "AWAHW/Eck" stanza. He tried to say it in a way that the studio won't laugh at him, but Tommy noticed.]

Wish: You trying to say....AWHAHAA...Eck Beh MEHHH?

Sayors: Yes, I was... what made you write that in your poem, that seemed dumb include it.

Wish: I needed a transition, because by then, I lost a train of thought off of the Henny. Once it kicked in, I written whole lot of sweet nothings that even the company wouldn't dare to qoute.

Sayors: "Overmeta of the Cheedda" is the cheedda a slang for something?

Wish: ...A slang for money...in this case, the Heavymetal Championship. The Overmeta, is well I don't fucking know.

[Then Sayors then highlights all the competitors he brought up in Red. Then Sayors curiously noticed something on the name change.]

Sayors: I noticed you changed Jimmy to Thumpa, why is that?

Wish: Because that weedman, who owes me ounce...decided to piss in a cup. I mean, I'd would love to continue tirade against him, but decided to change it to Vinny's last change.

Sayors: Alright then, one more thing i'd like to bring up in the poem..."Rucka/Sucka"...was it all a pun or what?

Wish: Heard of Rucka Ali the youtuber, he a sucka sucka for being a sucker. Just like Crowe, but he not much of my concern at this moment.

Sayors: Well Mr. Wish, do you have anymore things to state before we sign off?

[Then we see Tommy standing to the cameraman, then we hear some "patriotic" music in the background. Then he fixes his tie, and talks.]

Wish: As you may or may not care fans, I am going up against three people who are hungry for a title the company once had, it was a joke from the get go. But now, this opportunity that the company gave it is just a huge one for me. I guarantee that may not come out as champion, because I know I am not hot like a Thumpa, RaFFy like Crowe, OR Thrilla in the nilla like Greenzilla. I am man who wants to kick ass for some dough, that is it for me. So in short, you will have your money worth's on Savage.

[Then the scene fades into nothing ness...]

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