Kandi swings her right leg and knocks Shaun Crowe out with a spinning roundhouse kick to the face. As he falls to the mat, she lies on top of him with her hand over his face, yelling at the referee to count!

Kandi Washington: "Your dream finally came true! Let's face it Shaun, you don't deserve a woman like me on top of you just as much as you don't deserve to be the Federweight Championship. So continue lying on your back like the good little bitch you are!"

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Shaun KICKADAFUKKKS OUT.

"First off, BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH whodafukkk iz you ta try 'n talk 'bout who be deservin' dis here-uh F to da E to da D (which you can git at any time hmu baybay) to da E to da muhfukkkin R-I-move-weight Championship. But I mean I guess you right you right. I don't deserve to be the Federweight Championship - because I FUKKKIN' AINT YA DUMB BROAD! I AINT NO CHAMPIONSHIP BELT LOOKIN ASS! Nah, I'm just da dude holdin' da belt. Shit, izzzz you the tag team championships or what? Bitches man. Get a little shine in they eye 'n they go straight up full hashtag Chronic Thundah.

"I FUCKIN' PINNED DA MOST DOMINANT CHAMP IN DA XWF FOR DIS BELT AND YA THANK I'M JUST GONNA HAND IT OVAH TA YA? Naaaaaaaaaaaah bitch, I'm just gettin' started. Brangin' gold ta my homeboy Donald Dank Trump so he can hashtag Make White American Dank Again. Ain't no room fa silly bitchezzzz ta get in da way so just fuckin' turn 'n walk right out da door so I can sneak a fukkkin peek 'a dat ass AKA da only thang a ho like you will be good for in dat Donald Trump America.

"IN DANK WE TRUST!"

SHAUN KICKS OUT! The XWF representative of Donald Trump's #MakeAmericaDankAgain quickly grabs his belt and leaves, but not before having 12k xbux shoved right in his face by Thomas Girard for winning and defending the XWF Federweight Championship.

Winner and STILL Federweight Champion: Shaun Crowe!