LETS GO AJ!

AJ SUCKS!

LETS GO AJ!

AJ SUCKS!

These are the chants that go through the head of AJ Powell, after his loss to Chris Macbeth. After 2 months away, there is no doubt that ring rust will be a game changer in XWF. But AJ Powell is different. He can take 5 years off, come back and win every championship within a month. At least he thought he could. But it’s time to move on. Because next Wednesday, he has a match. Not just any regular match. It’s a match where one man will bleed uncontrollably. It’s a match where your willpower will be tested, and you will be pushed to the limit. On Wednesday Warfare, it will be BLOOD!!! And my opponent, I don’t know if opponent is the proper word, but nonetheless, my opponent is December Star of the Month and XWF Tag Team Champion, Peter “Fat Ass” Gilmour. He is impressive. I mean, he is the tag champ. Even though Mister Mystery runs that team. It obvious really. Peter Gilmour doesn’t do anything except sit on his ass the entire time. Which is why this match will be a cake walk.

Peter Gilmour is a washed up has been. He hasn’t done anything relevant, and I don’t remember his last win. He lost to Ursula in her going away match, Chris Macbeth, and now, AJ Powell. Because I will make him bleed, chocolate milk, like the hippopotamus that he is.

Peter, you are without a doubt, the biggest upset in XWF. Started off so strong, but losing week in and week out. You’re the JaMarcus Russell of the XWF. Without the comeback, at that. I don’t have much to say to you. You say you will beat my ass. You will make me bleed! Prove it, and stop shooting promo’s while eating KFC Chicken. Fat ass.