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Scully · (07-24-2016)

"Welcome to the last Scullycam before the Leap Of Faith pay-per-view. Leap of Faith three. Where I will face the best in this company, at this present time. He is the owner of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation, the XWF Uni Champ, Loverboy Vinnie Lane. The question is, will he be the best at the end of our match?

Did you enjoy my take of Vinnie Lame?! I bet we had you in stitches, dudes. Totally, radical dudettes. Cowabonga. I love being a turtle. As you may tell I'm feeling okay now, in fact I'm feeling amazing. I went into <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> mode, not full but still just for a little bit. How do you learn to fall off a fifty foot ladder? The answer? You don't. That's what I get for being a cocky bastard but ya know what? I'd do it a-fuckin'-gain. I'm gonna climb that beast of metal, step by step, if I fall then I fall like a boss. Do it in fuckin' style like Buzz Lightyear. If I fall, I'll get up. Now I got a taste of what that drop feels like, I'm looking forward to this ladder match. Crazy? Maybe but what's at the top of it makes it all worth while. Fifty-five feet high, the XWF Universal Championship will hang and fifty foot we gotta climb. We gotta stretch like Stretch Armstrong to get that title even when we're at the top. We gotta reach for the sky. Okay, okay Toy Story is one of my favs. Can you tell?!

I see others are embarrassing themselves by acting like spoilt children. Soldier, you think you should be in my spot instead of defending your Xtreme Championship against my pal, Chris Macbeth? You want to mention me in your promo when you should be concentrating on your title defense? Oh Scully was fresh, Scully hadn't had a match, Scully.. Scully.. Shut ya mouth you sweaty ball bag. Here I'll give you my glass of give a shit.. Oh it's empty. That's ashame. Anyone else want to whinge like a bitch? Anyone else want to join the crybaby crew? Two members now, Soldier and Ghost Spank. Oh wait.. Gilly wanna join that pathetic sobbersquad aswell? Cry me a fuckin river. You should be facing Vinnie Lane? No none of you should. Why? Because you weren't good enough!l

Now let's focus on the champion, screw the losers who cry cuz they suck. Screw em all. This is about the Main Event, the only match and the only title that matters in this circumstance. Now don't twist it, the Hart title, the Xtreme, nothing wrong with them but the XWF Universal Championship is what matters most. It's the biggest, the baddest, the sexiest piece of gold that the XWF has to offer and I plan on taking it.

Gilmour? I am not. I don't find man beasts attractive. Ginger? I'm not a red head with a vagina. Trax? I ain't no nigga, wigga. Do I look black? Oh wait, when you superkick my face off, I might be bruised to fuck and look like Trax, right?! I am Scully, motherfuckin' Scully. I'd fuck your mum even on her deathbed. Otherwise known as The Scully meister. Or the Scullanator, a sex robot sent back in time to change the future... Nah. A wrestling perfectionist sent back in time to change the future of the XWF.

Vinnie you can't win by a lazy count out in a ladder match. You can make me tap all day long but it won't give you the victory. You chose the stip man, do you not know how to play? I suggest you look it up before you make yourself look even more stupider than you already have. I never said I was good dancing so the two left feet comment isn't really relevent especially when I'm amazing at dancing. I put MJ to shame, I mean he can't dance now, can he? So that is a fact. Shamoan, hehehe.

Yeah I won the tag titles with Maverick, a man you claim is better than me? Answer me this Vincent.. Is Maverick facing you at Leap Of Faith? Nooo, he's trying to win his balls back and in typical Maverick fashion, he does that thing that made him famous, no fuckin' promo and then he gets owned by Frodo. I rest my case. If that's the best you can come up with then this is easier than I first thought.

Your mum? Use it against you? Why would I do that? Huh? I can either pretend I give a fuck or I can be a total Cunt? Decisions, decisions. Do you think I'm that much of an asshole, I'd use your mums condition against you? I don't give a shit about her, she's your mum not mine. After all she gave birth to the biggest drag queen on the planet. Why should I care? Just like Ivan Drago said when Dolph Lundgren played him in Rocky 4, 'If she dies, she dies.' Wow, I could be such a dick when I wanna be. Talking about family like you said, my family will be there, yeah. Live at the 02 arena, Scullys mum and dad, cheering me on. Where's yours?! Hahaha my nan will be there, if she has a heart attack, it'll probably be because she's laughing at your weak ass performance. I love my little nan, she ain't even five foot tall. She makes one hell of a roast dinner too.

You want me to talk about Wargames 2014, when the team I was on defeated the one you were part of? Just a reminder but again I don't care about Wargames 2014, that shit is in the past, it doesn't matter. What matters is now and ahead. I am now. I am ahead. Ahead of you! I got this bitches, I'm game and I'm Ford Focused.

Back to the mum thing, you're gonna take me out for your mum? In respect and honour of the mother who is bailing out on you because she's fed up of looking at your scrawny, skeletor, blonde bitch self? If that helps you, then you try and do it. You will leave her disappointed, that's if she's still alive by the time Leap Of Faith is over. I mean you might even join her at the morgue when I've finished smashing your face all over London.

Oh wait news flash: Vinnie Lanes mum has died. We are gathered here today to pay respect for what's her name? Other than mum? Let's just call her Drag Queens mum. Who sadly passed away before Vinnie lost the XWF Universal Championship. She didn't get to see her son lose the title, she decided to go before he put her through more agony. Shit man. Condolences. I took the piss a bit, riled you up and got you Incredible Hulk and shit?! Power to the Skull. Your mothers passing isn't going to be a viable excuse.

Skull is ready, more ready than ever. Scully is going balls deep in and coming out a satisfied customer. I can taste the gold now, feel that bad boy as I held it high in the air and place it round my waist. Vinnie, my mind is clear, my heart isn't feeling pain, my brain isn't working ten times to the dozen as my recently dead mother is running through my head. My mum is fine, my mum is alive and kicking. She is going to witness me beat ya'll ass.
XWF galaxy, my fellow Brits, my family, my Union teammates, behold your NEW XWF UNIVERSAL Champion... Scully.. It's already a done deal. Da end, Scully has spoken!!"0

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