We open to a random XWF house show in Bumfukkk, Oklahoma. The two j0bberz in the ring are Ralph Machismo and Terry Funk the 4th, long-time running buddy of Eli Jsmes the 4th. Terry lifts up Ralph with a front chancery, before dropping him with a vertical suplex. Suddenly, "Adrenalize" by IN THIS MOMENT hits and the fans go apeshit! The lights dim, a red hue overtakes the arena, and pyro shakes the stage, ramp, and ring. Terry stares from the entrance, eyes glued to the curtains.

SUDDENLY---
































IT'S PETER GILMOUR.... wait a damned minute... IT'S JACKHOFF GILMOUR!!!....and he's got his most favoritest girl in the world--























Mike-ria Brink!!! XWF's Rulers of the Realm of Xtreme are here in full effect, and they're taking to the ring!!! Ralph Machismo and Terry Funk the 4th try to take it to the Power Couple, but fall flat on their backs from a pair of clotheslines from both members of DH.

The two men roll out of the ring... when ALL OF THE SUDDENLY, another song blares through the speakers;





He has a microphone!!!!!! AND a bag of Wendy's food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!a

? ? ? : WOOOO!!! Hello sports fans, allow me to introduce myself to you all. The name is Gemini, and I've come to the XWF bearing Wendy's for everyone! Including my long lost cousin, thrice removed-- Scorpio! Scorp, I'll see you on the other side, m8. But first, we've got two men [or one and a half for those counting at home] in that ring ready for some action. Well, I'm glad, cuz I've got a buddy in the back who's READY!!!



FroYo Fagginz: WAZZZAAAAPPPP!!!

Gemini: WAZZAAAPPPP!!! This here's FroYo, second cousin of our "esteemed" Warfare GM, Freddie Ward, Frodo for short. And the two of us are gonna make MINCE MEAT of the two of yuz!

FroYo: Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em!



Jackhoff Gilmour chortles to himself--





Cocky sumbitch, ain't he?

SUDDENLY, Brock Lesnar's Theme [Skrillex Mix] hitzzz and out comes this badass mo'fo;



He whips out a gigantanormous syringe and sticks both Gemini AND FroYo in the back of the neck with it, knocking them out from some sort of chemical. He then picks up the Wendy's walks down the ramp... soon followed by Frodo's old arch nemesis, Eminem!



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^ Slim's challenge to Frodo from way back.

Marshall drags FroYo down to the ring by the arm and tosses him inside, just as Mac Lesnar hands DH the good shit. Em and Mac then head off while DH chow down on square patties and waffle fries. They then both let out a simultaneous belch as FroYo shakes off the cobwebs. He shakes in his boots and goes to escape, but Hoff pulls him back, before the two D-Prep members hit the 3D!!! RIGHT on top of a huge pile of ketchup packets! The blood red ketchup is all over the canvas and all over FroYo. DH grabs two mics and speak.

Hoff: Frodo Baggins!!!

Hunt: Smackins.

Hoff: SMACKINS!!! Prepare for END GAME, when we BOTH make you choke on our Eyes of Sauron! But I digress. See you Sunday night, !!!

Hunt: SUCK OUR DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

"Sick Like Me" hits and with that, DH head out to an enormous round of indifference. Fade on Moranis.