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Equinox · (05-13-2016)

We open at Louis Armstrong International Airport where Equinox, Luca, and Kingsley are checking their baggage. Equinox has his phone out recording the moment as if making a half added documentary.

Well, we are here in NoLa, getting ready to board, and by we I mean myself, Luca, and the king of social media himself, Kingsley, who at this moment is tweeting about me getting set to kick Shade's teeth in. Right King?

The camera focuses on Kingsley as he nods.

Luca:Hey Nox, you think that Fuccboi nerd has any shot of topping you, he did look fairly impressive against his

fuccboi bro and Drezdin. He's prolly gargling bull sperm for the benefit of extra testosterone.

We are golden L.A. The only thing Shade is a threat to is Three Dub's bunions. So what if he is a co-winner with his bro, LeStrange can't win a singles match to save his nods in a bear trap, but I think he's into that kinda thing. The kids is most definitely a L-7 wiener with no buns to rest on. I'm gonna hurt that boy so bad, his insurance is gonna drop him like Jared Fogle's drawers in the slammer. And here's the best part, I get to dump him in ketchup. Frodo and his crazy stips, remind me to get him an Ewok life doll.

That's why you da bess man, always thoughtful to those less fortunate.

Yup, and mentioning less fortunate, what's up with that Travis fella clutching your nards, dude's got a boner for ya. What ya do, give his an us the time of its life?

Don't worry about him man, guy's just having difficulty letting go of past glories. I'm pretty sure it's a phase or mid-life crisis or something.

Now boarding gate 12 to Los Angeles International Airport.

That's us, first Layover here we come.

Equinox pockets his phone as he and his entourage get in line for security checks.

The plane is high in the sky and Equinox pulls out his phone and begins recording again.

Hey guys, It's Nox again. As you can see we have taken off, and already Kingsley is passed out and Luca got stuck a few rows back next to some guy who looks like Rufus. I'm about to enjoy a new creation from the Quiznos kitchen, The Kamehameha Pulled pork and pineapple, and boy does it look tasty.

So Shade, you think you have a chance, jokes on you bro. I'm gonna be the one that dunks you in ketchup and offer you up as a yummy sacrifice to the nearest volcano, so don't expect those pea shooters to do much. I can beat you on any given day at any given time and extend my undefeated streak in singles matches and kickstarter my path to become the People's Champion. See you in Hawaii chump.

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