Reeve appears in his Kidd X attire; a black spandex, full-body outfit; a red belt and a black helmet marked by a crimson X. He speaks.


"I HAVE NO IDEA.... who you people think you are. But I'm here in the interest of fairness!!!"






Reeve quick changes...







"You see, XWF Galaxy, I just so happen to be a shape-shifting demon. So I have the ability to shake things up a bit! Now, I have a VERY important business meeting to attend, so I'll make this short, sweet, and to the point!"









Reeve ree-appears.............
















"FINALLY..... Reeve Fuckin' Gordon, has come BACK (again).... to the XWF!!! And let the Reeve let you in on a little secret JerkOff McMonkey-Tits...if you think, the Reeve said, if you even THINK...for one solitary second that the Reeve has been backed into a corner?

Think again.

The Reeve doesn't see you, he doesn't see ANYONE trying to take this title from around The Reeve's waist. So, you can take your cocks, shine them sumbitchez up all nice & spiffy like, turn them suckaz sideways, and stick 'em straight up your roody poody fruity booty!!! Head down Cumstain Road on the corner of Slut-nuts Boulevard and check yourelf DIR-ECT-ELY into Smack My Bitch Up Hostel!!! Allow the Demons' Champion to shove strudels and pie down your big fat gullets, cuz the Reeve KNOWS y'all swing both ways.... as does The Reeve-ster. But sorry, as much as THE Most Annoying Superstar in ALL of Entertainment knows y'all want a piece of this, he doesn't settle for big fat red stuffed animals with trash bags for a hat like Jerkbeast! The Reeve will lay-eth the gay-eth on that sweet, sweet candy ass till he hears you shoutin' his name, IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALLALALALALALALALAL-LAUW...... what The Reeve is MICROWAVIN'!!!"

Reeve/Rock drops a giant JerkBeast stuffed animal doll with the Reeve Bottom before going for the 1....................2.......................KICKOUT! Well, Reeve just stands up, but still.



Reeve appears one last time, this time as someone familiar to certain people in the XWF;





You gat dam COMMUNIST, I'm gonna steam roll ya ass and then run ya through the dryer! Then I'm gonna toss a gat dam ham sammich at ya face then rip your flesh off with a nail file! SO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN REEVE-A-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?!? WE COMIN' FO' YOU, NIGGGGAAAAAHHHH!!! *bleep* Evaded the censors, BONUS POINTS!



Regular Reeve appears. Reeve covers again. This guy named Tony Santiani [who just so happens to be Reeve's ex] comes out of a trash can and counts the fall;