''Hey fuck face, your friends are ten feet under and you bike is well scrap by now ''

Quick pins jerkbeast.

One...
Two..........

Girard facepalms at this sad pin.

"Are you fucking kidding me right now? I'm busy trying to assist in orchestrating a takeover of this pitiful excuse for a company, and now I have to deal with this?! Shade, you're a moron. Next time, if you want to go for the Federweight, actually go through the Jerkbeast Blitz challenge Jerkbeast himself came up with. Fagot."

Girard snaps his fingers, and suddenly about four men in balaclava gear assault Shade, beating him down to the floor. Then, as soon as Shade gets back to his knees, the men grab steel chairs and perform a four-way con-chair-to as Girard laughs and walks off with his soldiers.

Just give this title to Frodo too, dude.

Shade stands up and tells Girard before he walks off

Shade: Better watch your ass girard because if i get you just know you better be ready for the torture i'm going to give you.

He then drags his body into the shadows throwing a knife into thomas's hand.

(03-28-2016, 08:34 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Just give this title to Frodo too, dude.

Winner and NEW Federweight Champion: Frodo Smackins!

(03-28-2016, 09:04 AM)Shade Said: Shade stands up and tells Girard before he walks off

Shade: Better watch your ass girard because if i get you just know you better be ready for the torture i'm going to give you.

He then drags his body into the shadows throwing a knife into thomas's hand.

One of the balaclava soldiers of Girard catch the knife out of thin air and throws it aside, as Girard titters and wonders who the first to take on the Jerkbeast Blitz shall be.

So, like, just to clarify... you're allowing your bottom-tier title holder to just randomly change the rules on how he defends... right?

Like, Shade's admittedly lame attempt is just null and void because he didn't subscribe to Jerkbeast's whim?

Just confirm that for me so I can describe the myriad hurdles I can put in place before a Universal Title defense can happen.

Oh, and by the way dude?

I saw you wet yourself when I hit the ring on Warfare.

Hi!

Say, you two gentlemen seem like spirited competitors! Why don't you both come and settle this on Shove-It! Thomas Girard vs...

BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOOP COMPUTER ERROR DOOTDOOT DOOT DOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT.

Vinnie Lane is already booked.

Because I don't want to go to jail for assisting a suicide.

Why would you go to jail for doing the public a service?

Here's a PSA for you guys: Shade only eats hotdogs that have been up a man's ass.

Your domain is firmly between the ass cheeks of whatever tranny you spent fifteen dollars on that day.

The title's mine, and in a little more than a week you can see your latest attempt at changing that fall flat on its face.

Isn't that how he likes them guy? That be doing him one hell of a favor.

You can't do jack shit, little man. I have a contract that doesn't have your name anywhere on it.

Go ahead and try it. Declare yourself the champion. It's what we all know you're going to eventually try and do somehow anyway, dude.

Do it.

Give it a shot.

See how long it takes your daddy to show up and put you in the corner.

(03-28-2016, 11:58 AM)Equinox Said: Why would you go to jail for doing the public a service?

Here's a PSA for you guys: Shade only eats hotdogs that have been up a man's ass.

Shade: Equinox you really want to died don't you, if you want i will do the honors for you. also judge scratch the match versus Barney green i want him later, Right now i want to kick both thomas and equinox asses. He says when he returns from the shadow with his metal black bat with him.

Die*, Speak to me using proper grammar or don't speak at all.

(03-28-2016, 03:58 PM)Equinox Said: Die*, Speak to me using proper grammar or don't speak at all.

Shade: Oh i'm scared, sorry for not being able to use what you humans call the english language, but i'll rather use my action to talk rather than talking because it would be easier to kick your ass

Jerkbeast rides in on a new (used) motorbike.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKTARDS CHALLENGED ME YET? COME ON, ASSHOLES!

Jerkbeast rides to the nearest Arby's, but not before using his bike to blow dirt in the crowd's general direction.

1X FEDERWEIGHT CHAMPION! SOON TO BE 2X!