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Tommy Wish · **02-20-2016, 07:03 PM**

[It is a hot afternoon somewhere in Texas an we see Tommy dressed in shorts and a black T on with a pair of nikes. He was walking towards the nearest burger joint somewhere, and he gets greeted by a server and find him a place to sit. As soon he sits down with a menu, we start to see some seven year old kids going near him asking for autographs.]

"Please PLEASE...I want an autogrhaph!"

"No GIVE ME ONE!"

"I was here first...so fuck off!..."

"No you fuck off, I was here first"

[Tommy gets quickly agitated and tells them to shut it, then he takes out a pen and before he starts to sign his name, we see a pasty white BBW coming up to Tommy with a mean mugging look of disgust in her eyes. She then pulls the two kids away from him, and Tommy looked like he wanted to pick a fight.]

"Um...excuse me man, they were pestering me for an autograph an--"

"NO you sick man, I remember that skit you did for sesame street. That caused the youth to curse and do drugs!...We don't need your kind to peluge the youth today."

"You do know that was like taped years ago, right?... it's your responsibility as an adult to shield your child away from the screens. Plus we wouldn't know that shit would be played at all. So don'--"

[Tommy gets smacked by the lady and he punches he to the floor, then we see the two kids ganging up on her by stomping on her. Then we see Tommy get back to his seat to order, but the two kids started to talk to him.]

"Yo Tommy, your such a fucking inspiration to me... you are like my hero, and I want to be like you."

"Yeah, I even started to tell my parents to suck my nuts!..they grounded me, but IDGF bro...WOOOO!."

[Tommy then look at the two boys with such surprise that he much influences than their parents does. Then we see him getting out a pen and signing whatever he needed to sign on. Then we see Tommy at peace once again, this time waiting for a server; but he takes his time to say what is on his mind.]

"You see folks, kids look up to me; and I totally am happy they look up to me as something. Don't get it twisted, I don't care about what they say about my actions or motives, i'm still going to be the man."

[Fast forward to him eating a burger with no tomato and lettuce, he munches on it like if it was a Cotton's pussy. He closes his eyes to really get the taste in, then he places the burger down and sips down some ice cold fruit punch. He then continues to speak.]

"This burger is dope, this burger has more class and taste than what Fontanna has say in his first return promo. Everytime he speaks, he makes the sheep go to sleep, he makes the cows go "bwaanna", and he makes this burger taste like horseshit. So after I am done eating this burger, I want to decipher his blow by flow game."

Movie Time

[Scene shifts to a movie theater somewhere by himself, and he plays his opponent promo. He sleeps through it then as soon he hears his opponents trash talk, and by god Tommy was laughing his ass off. Then he reverses to that part itself...]

Klownin Fonty Said:So we meet again Tommy. Yeah the last time we were in a ring together you made me look like a bitch but that old Fontanna is long since dead. I have gotten used to how things work here in the XWF and thought what better way to prove that I have what it takes to make it here in the XWF by kicking your ass once and for all!It's no lie that I have a less then stellar record since coming into this company but that all changes once we step foot in the O2 Arena in London England.

[He pauses it and gives it two thumbs up...and gives his opinion on it.]

Fontanna, my homeboy from way way back... the Fontanna i always I know will be the one who was once Queen Fonta with a lollipop in his mouth. If you expect to have a better track record, then think again brah man.... all you dealing with is another loss to me again...

[ignores the first minute of it until...]

Klownin Fonty Said:I know you still put out the same bullshit promos you have since I came here. I believe you where smoking weed with a muppet from Sesame Street in one of your more recent attempts at sounding relevant. I'm afraid you will need more then stoned muppets and quotes from other wrestlers to beat me.

Bruh, if people are STILL talking about that sesame street bit i've done back years ago...then hey its not my fault that I still somehow "got over" with the higher ups in here. So what if my Promos are bullshit? your promos are no better than mines bruh...there is no need to pull a LeDouche here ya feel me?

Klownin Fonty Said:I believe the first time we met I was a broken down excuse for a pro wrestler. I didn't put much work into trying to beat you. I even think the second time we fought I didn't even cut a single promo about our match. Just showed up and let you kick my ass. Well that shit stops now!

Well you did threaten your old assistance in your last promo years ago, so at least you didn't back out like a bitch you are bruh. Also, you understand that EVEN if you beat me, what are you going to obtain from that? a messily merit of winning? I want you to really think how much you think about having a win over me, I mean, I could just lay out and let you have the pinfall. Because, you know, to keep yourself relevant to the Trax's and Rebel's in here. But at the same time, I will make you my bitch yet again until the bell rings...

[He plays the tape in slow motion...]

Klownin Fonty Said:The Great Entertainer has given me an ultimatum, bring me your soul or pay the price! Have you ever been burned alive Tommy? Trust me it's not fun but sometimes it's a necessity to get to the next stage in your REAL life. After I pin you for the one..two..three I will feed your lifeless corpse to my Master and you will feel everything that I felt. Your flesh will melt from your bones like a popsicle in the middle of July. The pain will be excruciating and will feel like it takes days to stop but I assure you after it's all over and you become one with The Great Entertainer, it will be the greatest day of your life!

......NEXT!.....

[Oh look, the film just burned away into ashes, then it has a face of Fontanna's slavemater; Tommy then acts like he is scared of whats to happen, but isn't. Then he turns off the film projector and gives out his last few words of encrougment.]

Fontanna, you need to try harder than what you can give to me... I know how much you are dying to get this match over with... I am too, because the more I see you, the more likely i'd place you on the cross like the second coming of what an atheist is. The Great Entertainer can do whatever it needs to do, but I know I won't be the one inside of it once the match is over. You can pull that whole ICP jokers card spiel and get over in XWF, but just know that even I lose to you; I can just slit your throat and kill your entity all in one piece....so in short, see you in England, pal.

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