"Hey! =D"

"Long time no see everyone, happy to be here. Now I'd love to take the time out for pleasantries but honestly I've kinda missed beating down losers both verbally and physically sooo yeah I'm just gonna step to that real quick. But I have truly missed around 60% of you a ton :) Righty-o, Trash Talk to 100% let's fCENSORED up some dumb cs."

Robbie Soda Said:Madam, we have business to settle. For starters, I have you fucking dead to rights. Boom, beaten, busted, the man who broke the game.

"LOL wut? Dead to rights? Right, riiiight. See you're still all pissy about that loss.. Okay baby isn't get over it so might as well get him his bottle. Soda, you see when you brag about having bullet proof skin, when you help defeat monsters, say you're a super hero/villain depending on the day of the week I thought you'd be able to handle a shot with a hammer. Is that asking too much? In a match where anything goes, did that shock you? Were you not prepared for that? Funny that. Listen dude, it's your fault for taking your eyes of the prize, it's your tiny human brain that got distracted and didn't brush everything off and go for the gold. That is 100% your fault."

"I won the match, I fought it's what we're supposed to do, and don't act like you're bigger than me, you have gone through your life using under handed tactics. Call what I did a taste of your own medicine. But before we stray too far, let's go back to what you first said about having me dead to rights. You said you had me pegged when we first met and look how well that turned out huh? You remember? You ended up on the mat missing a few teeth choking on your own blood like Vinnie Lane chokes chicks who say no most Saturday nights."

"You're not my equal Soda, you're my b*tch. You didn't make me go all out, heck you didn't even make me draw my full amount of power. You were just another bump in the road and nothing more. Big tough man acting tough saying big mean words thinking he isn't a dumb fCENSOREDing tool like he truly is, seeing you're going super villain again Soda hanging around with part timer old timer Morbid 'Loser Forever' Angel and the walking joke that is Pest. I would say you're lowering yourself but truly you're with the right crowd, two other guys that everyone couldn't give less than a sCENSORED about and you, a man who changes his sense of justice more than the average human changes his underwear."

"Heck since you play with puppets so much I'm starting to wonder if Pest has his hand up your butt making you spout out this useless and re trash that even the garbage men would refuse to pick up in worries of ruining the local dump's aesthetic. You know if you'd like I won't even touch you in our match, save you the embarrassment of getting beaten by a teenage girl again, I mean that one match meant so much to you that you're still so salty about it I kinda feel bad y'know? BTW did you end up winning a championship belt here? I've not been able to look at XWF or get to Earth in a while so have you won anything? Done anything? Or have more girls been treating you like a whack a mole? Even if you have by some miracle won a belt it's pretty obvious that you lost it. See Robbie, you can blame me for your loss all you want, you can say it was cheap but the horrible truth is Soda is that you're just not good enough."

"You're not a hero."

"You're not a villain."

"You are certainly not special not matter what your mother or the Black Hand have told you."

"You are simply a fCENSOREDing pathetic, fat, crybaby, idiotic, mask wearing, jealous, vindictive, team switching, hypocritical, loser. And you will never. NEVER. Be anything more than that.

"Anyway on to someone on your team who's better. . . LeStrange. The Strange. . . Nah you suck too much for me to even bother with. Heck who do I even bother with? Vinnie's a useless tool who's gonna make video game references that only an ageing geezer like him is going to get, maybe throw in some sexual references too for good measure. Rebel Star's in this match, can' wait for that pervert to make a girl on girl joke like big kid he is. Still need to get some revengeance on Vinnie for Game Boy's only loss. Eh, like I even care about that."

"I don't even know anything about Star but she's probably kicking herself for having to spend more than a minute with you three douchebags. Whatever, later losers, hope you're all not gonna phone it in like Soda did."