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Tommy Wish · **02-08-2016, 08:06 PM**

Taped On Feburay 15, 2012:

[Scene Opens up to a Sesame Street like area with a bunch of puppets roaming around the set, and we see Tommy around the set hanging out with Oscar the Grouch, they both share a blunt and they cough like crazy. Then we see a young girl dressed like Honey Boo Boo coming towards them, then she punches her fist on the trash to the point Oscar gets pissed off.]

Oscar The Grouch: What the fuck was that for?

Doo Doo Bitch: I want to learn something cool.

Oscar The Grouch: What do you want to learn about, bitch, how to have some manners?

[Then she rolls her eyes and she looks afar a rainbow, then we see Tommy look at her direction as she points to the sky.]

Doo Doo Bitch: *sings* What is that in the sky...ohhh...the sky is so wonderful!

[Then we see Tommy struggling to sing as he pitches a tune.]

Tommy: *off key* It...uh...RAINBOW...Up in the sky.

[Then they both start to dance on the camera, then Oscar tells them stop embarrassing themselves. Then they both stand beside the The Grouch, as he speaks.]

Oscar The Grouch: Listen up, you guys suck at dancing and Tommy, you need to stick with rapping cuz you anit Drake oh heck no. You want to know whats in the sky? Some godamn rainbow in the sky, it illuminate what is wrong with how the earth is.

Doo Doo Bitch: What does a rainbow offer us in this town, Oscar?

Oscar: Oh I don't know, and really could give a damn less...I live in trash bin, plus the raining season really kills it for me, since it ruins my stainless trash can.

[Tommy then light another blunt for him to smoke, this time he blows it on the Doo Doo Bitch's face. Then she goes off script and strangles the muppet, to the point that security had to take her out quickly. Then Oscar looks at Tommy in the face, and laughs.]

Oscar The Grouch: Man, that kid got me good...she almost had me off the bin. She coulda killed me bro!

Tommy: You blew smoke on her face, what did you expect? Now, they won't air this episode because of all the reference to child abuse and all this drug use.

[Then we see a bright lightblub flashing on his head, and look at the Camera while Oscar is in his bin again.]

Tommy: Kids, you shouldn't do any type of drugs, be like Tommy Wish and learn to say no to anyone who offers to you. Weed might make you smart, but who the hell wants to be in munchies all the time? Heroin can make you gain muscles, but who wants to have blood poising or a jacked up face? So many drugs that the youth can get hooked onto to the point of rehab learning you by first name basis. Oscar, spit some knowledge on the youth...GROUCH

[Tommy bangs the lit really hard to the point Oscar is up and has cheetos stains on his body and he has eyes redder than Roxy Cotton's soles of her feet.]

[Then Tommy looks away from him, and we see Oscar put down the crack pipe and rock, and he talk to the camera.]

Oscar The Druggie: Man... this shit will make you fucked up... just remember, you hav---

[Then Oscar passes out right back into the bin, and we see the scene jump cuts to a Sunny Porno...nah, it fades off to the logo of Warfare. ]

Let me replay some tapes... first with Lome Wolf, da boi1da.

Lome Wolf Said:…And I’m glad you’re taking me at face value, Tommy, because I’m not with you. Your sister, your weed habits…your love of foot, heh heh…it’s all smoke and mirrors for a man who doesn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone else thinks of him…and that’s a dangerous man to be facing…

You know so well what I can do to you, and I could care less if you are with me or against me...this case against me...but well...

Lome Wolf Said:But I do have my own as well…I can’t hide being a hundred eighty-five pounds and being under six feet tall. But what it does hide is a level of intensity and a will to fight that is second to no one…

Hey unless you are going to be the Chris Benoit of XWF, I doubt you will be taken seriously. Fuck your weight and height, you are going to be overshadowed by mutafuckas who could be in the same hight as you and weight, hell look at Frodo, he anit 6 foot main evener. He has more credibility than you could even say smackalamoouse within your own career in the XWF.

Lome Wolf Said:Because I hope you stay true to your word, Tommy, that my time in XWF will be cut short…Whether you, Brian, and Trevor accomplish that for your own sake…or for XWF’s sake…You guys better put me down Wednesday…Stop me before I ever get started here, guys…Because until my time comes, I will keep getting up, and I will keep coming back…for you guys…

Fuck those another niggas, me and you can go at it like cats and dogs until you end up in the Animal Shelter begging for forgiveness, you could always come after me; but do you realize that I am man who will permantaly place you in a injured list? But, whatever you want to do we can come running with guns and knifes until the last man standing.

Now...Brain Lance...

Brain Cairo Said:That's why I wanted the scaffold match but I should have known no one would step up. I knew Mister foot fetish wouldn't do it unless forced. I have a really hard time taking this idiot seriously. Every time I see that Knuckle head I hear that song "The Real Slim Shady". Hell, I'll almost bet someone that this fool tries to flow in one of his promos or some shit. You know I can't wait to slap the taste out his mouth. He wants to run his cock sucker about The Sandman and Taco like the two are connected. That fat bastard Sandman wishes he was half the wrestler I am. Mister Footy can go ahead and keep underestimating me because just like all the others before him he will fail to stop me.

Who says I need to stop you? It just not me in this match you got to worry about bro...you got two other guys to worry about man. You know I am NOT obligated to just sign up to what you want. Maybe if you capture a title here, then i'd take you up on that offer. Brain, I don't what to say to you; but keep on calling me Mister Footy, it gets me all Johnny B. Goddie inside me. Sandman has more of a legacy than you could ever claim, you fake ass Muta wanna be looking raising son looking fucka.

Now that Trevor Hawk fellow...

Trevor Not A Hawk Said:.....

Well fuck you too bro, hope that shoulder or whatever it is going to make you stay home with your family. You don't need to embarrass yourself on TV for them. I mean, you making that dollars from the last promotion you fucked with; Hawk just do the world a favor and join the league of pretentious MMA fighters like CM Punk, because you need more of that limelight than doing this wrestling stuff. You got to speak up or face the consequences; but keep at bay with your silence, you'll be the one who gets tossed over by me first bro.

So in short, y'all gonna fuck wit T day wether you fucking like it or not; i'm not here to preach to the masses of winning this bullshit, I am here to get paid to feed myself to that skunky hoe Roxy Cotton....nah, fuck her and you three amigos who I am going to outlast in this thing. But if I don't win this thing, I will personally give you all some chronic...not the green stuff.

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