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Scully is at his home in Miami, Florida is sat in the living room with only a lamp and TV on for light. He is playing a bit of Fifa 16 on his Xbox One console. Natalie and Baby Aston were peacefully asleep so he thought he'd have a couple of games before bed. He hadn't played it for a while. Ninety minutes in to the game, not literally ninety minutes and it's nil, nil. Skull is playing as his favourite Football team, no it's not fucking soccer. It's football and his team is Aston Villa. In real life Villa are doing shocking but on the game, Agbonlahor (he's a villa player by the way) is through on goal and bang.... Goal... yessssssss.

Skull jumps up and gets a bit excited. He remembers Nat and Aston are in bed, he doesn't want to wake them. The full - time whistle goes and Aston Villa have won, one nil. Skull plays it on Legendary difficulty and that's quite hard. Anyhoo, Skull takes a drink of his water and places the glass back on the table before noticing a shadow in the corner of his eye. Scully turns as the Pest emerges from the dark and into the light.

Pest:Michael... My Michael how are we doing?

"You have some nerve don't you? Coming up in my house and calling me your Michael? Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Scully lowers his voice after raising it a little too much.

Pest:No need to be so impolite, Michael.

"No need to be so impolite? I beg your pardon if I'm being rude but do you remember what you did?"

Pest:You not going to offer me a drink?

"Get out of my house!"

Pest:I will leave when you talk to me, Michael. I want to talk to you.

"I want to hold every title in the XWF, but you don't always get what you want!"

Pest:You cannot talk to Pest, man to man?

"You wanna talk so bad? Then let's go for a stroll, yeah? My boy is sleeping upstairs."

Pest:I was meaning to congratulate you, Michael.

"Come on let's go..."

Scully walks past Pest, ignoring the fact that Pest just congratulated him. Pest has a weird grin on his face. Skull grabs his coat and the house keys. Pest walks out the front door followed by Scully. They walk down the street, it's very quiet out and there isn't any people around.

"So Where's the rest of your chronies? Are they going to jump out and attack me?"

Pest:No Michael, the Black Hand are not with me, I came alone.

"So come on spill the beans? Why you breaking and entering? And why?...."

Pest:I can assure you, I did not break anything. I came here to speak to you.

"About what? What is so important that you think I actually want to listen to a single word you say?"

Pest:If you are not interested then why are you walking with me now? Why did you not attack me and throw me out of your family home? Because you care what I have to say.

"No I do not care. I couldn't give a shit. I just didn't want to wake Natalie or Aston up. I didn't want to leave you mangled in my house!"

Pest:Aggressive? I like it. You see you have impressed me as of late and it is all because of me.

"Because of you? That's funny you say that because I couldn't agree more."

Pest:I am glad you have noticed. When I shot you, I did it for you. You see Michael, you were embarrassing the Black Hand with your antics. So I had to bring you to life.

"Are you serious? I had brain trauma and you knew that. In fact, you took liberties and you took advantage that my brain couldn't function properly."

Pest:In life we make choices, you chose to do the things you did. I did not force you.

"You tried to make me fear you. You threatened me and you manipulated me."

Pest:After all I have done for you? Some people have no gratitude. Michael, are you fighting for the XWF Xtreme Championship?

"Yes, Yes I am. I earned it"

Pest:Yes you earnt it but it is because I brought the best out of you. Michael, stop denying it.

"Fine, you brought the best out of me. Happy now?!"

Pest doesn't say a thing in response to Scully. Both men step through the opened, iron gates and enter a large park. The wind howls and the only light is from the lampposts. They walk down the pathway in silence, no one has said anything for a couple of minutes now. A man wearing a large trench coat, a black mohawk and rocker boots walks towards them. He rudely barges through the middle of Skull and Pest, without apologising. Pest reacts to this. The man looks back.

Pest:The pathway is big enough for all of us. I demand an apology.

"Just leave it."

Pest:No, I shall not.

The man who obviously looking for an altercation, walks backs towards Scully and Pest. He stops in front of both men and removes the earphones from his ears.

"What did you say, old man?"

Pest:I asked you to apologise to me and my friend.

"Just do as he says and then keep walking."

"Fuck you, pretty boy. As for you old man, make me!"

Pest:Last chance. You have five seconds to apologise.

Skull shakes his head, he knows what's going to happen next. The goth guy grabs the chain from his black jeans and wraps it around his knuckles. With his other hand he sticks his middle finger up, firstly to Pest and then to Scully. Pest quickly headbutts the rude man, right on the nose. The guy goes down, blood gushing from his nose. Pest stands over the man.

Pest:Where's our apology?

The man still holding his nose and tears running down his cheeks, tries to crawl away. Scully takes a breath and intervines.

"God damnit, just fucking apologise now before I put you in a coma. Why you making your life so hard?"

"I'm sorry. To both of you...."

Pest:Now go.

The guy struggles to his feet and runs off. Scully and Pest then sit down on nearby bench.

"People are so fucking stupid."

Pest:Michael, rejoin the Black Hand. Pest would like you to come back, home.

"You know what? Fuck it, count me in."

Pest:I shall call Morbid and Robbie, let them know of the good news.

Pest takes his phone out of his pocket and finds Morbid in his contacts. The phone begins to ring. Scully see's something in the corner of his eye, he reaches down and grabs it. Morbid answers the phone and....


Scully hits Pest round the head with a brick. Pest falls to floor and so does his phone. Skull picks the phone up as he hears the voice of Morbid Angel, he hangs up on him. Skull stands over an unconcious Pest, brick still in hand as he looks around the park...

To be continued.......

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"Howdy bitches! Yes, I'm talking to all of you who are jizzing over your computer keyboards, getting those sticky keys. Jizzing over ya laptop screens, Television remote controls and Xbox controllers, all because of me, being live. Ya'll men wanna be me and women want to fuck me. Even my opponent on Warfare is Cummin' in his pants because he gets to face The Scully Meister. What a lucky guy or is he?

I'm not going to lie, I am actually excited about this match. My last match was against XWF'S Resident Black , John Black. I said I was going to win and that's exactly what I did. It doesn't matter that he attacked me after the match, nah. That shit don't matter. That was just him being a crybaby bitch, so that's what he did. Bobby Zi attacked me too. I didn't even realise he left?! I'm above those losers and Bobby Zi will get a beating when I can be bothered. But right now, I don't care about those clowns. I focus on my opponent in a very important match, Austin Fernando I am referring to you.

First of, I would like to congratulate you on becoming one half of the NEW XWF tag-team champions, nice victory for you and your boyfriend. The way you both entered the arena, the way you both fought as part of a team and the way you won, just showed everyone just how gay you both are. It was like watching Robbie and Pest verses Peter Gilmour and Dim verses Elton John and George Michael. You and Luca can fight between yourselves, who is George and who is Elton but it was like watching a sausage fest. I'm happy for you both, I really am.

I see what you've done though Fernie, you've got one of the tag titles now and you're handing over the XWF Xtreme Championship. You've had a good couples of months but I have to regretfully inform you that the bubble is about to burst. Pop! I know, I know I've made a couple of twenty-four seven, failed attempts to take the title from you but they were just teasers, this is the real time you lose the title. On Warfare when you walk down to the ring with your skinny, heroine addicted manager, it will be the last time you hold the XWF Xtreme Championship.

I'm going to do something I've never done before, not only am I going to win the XWF Xtreme Championship but I'm also going to tell you about my XWF career so far, to save the bother.

So let's follow Scully's XWF'S journey. So Scully came in and beat Darren Dangerous in my debut match, whoopty doo. That was the start of a five match unbeaten run which was ended by the current XWF Hart Champion, Peter Gilmour. I then lost to Justin Sane, you remember him don't you? Yes, your ex lover, Austin. You're obviously over him now you're with Luca. Anyway, enough about you, this is about me!

So as I was saying, then the most embarrassing loss of my career against Ghost Wank. Yes, I lost to Ghost Wank. Kill myself, I felt like it. Jeez. DX beat my team which included Maverick. I believe you Austin, were victorious in a match involving myself at some point. Somewhere in the mix, John Black 'didn't' manage me. I was part of the shittest stable ever, The Corporation, yep pretty shitty here in the XWF. What else? Erm.. GFK beat me in a gauntlet. I beat some other nobodies. I also have been apart of two teams at two Wargame Pay-per-views, both times being on the winning side. Hey the last time we were teammates, Austin. Awwwwww.

I won the Heavy Metal Weight title too. You know that shitty title don't you? It didn't even really count. Nothing to shout about!

Anyway, I teamed with Maverick and we became the XWF Tag-Team Champions when we defeated Gator and Sane. Oh yeah, you were in there Gang Bang group. We lost the XWF Tag-Team Championships to the Shit-A-Brick Squad a couple of weeks later. Had to do the work on my own, pretty much. I was part of the Black Hand, I teamed with Muddy and attempted to win the titles back. Muddy also pretty much left me to it, so that didn't work. We can't forget the entertainment that I brought with my ways, yep brain trauma, now fixed, thank fuck. No more licking windows, wahoooo. Did I miss anything?

Oh yeah.. How can we forget when I visited the website, http://www.wildcatbelts.com/
Yep I created my own title, the XWF Championship. It looked quite cool to be honest, had Sloth from the Goonies on it. I had it for month's and lost it on my first defence. Never got pinned though, Maxwell pinned Tommy Wish. I even had the Dumb and Dumber Tag-Team titles, never lost those though, wah hey. They had Harry and Lloyd on them, otherwise known as Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels. What a film, Dumb and Dumber.

All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a dirty shirt.

No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic... Oh, check out the funbags on that hosehound.

I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.

Freaking hilarious. What more dirt can I give you, Fernie? Pest tried to get me to rape some young girl. Although there's no proof I actually did it, because I didn't, people still use this against me. That help you? I've also had an Xtreme Championship match before, yeah. I failed at that one, Trax kept the title in a triple threat match between me, him and Morbid.

See Austin I'm not a bad guy, I just fed you plenty of material for our match. You can use all this against me but I already know it all. Call me , a simpleton and tell me how crap I am. Tell me how I've failed in the XWF and how much you have succeeded. Bravo, Bravo..

You see Fernie, this is my time now, ya little Cock Gobbler.
If your pea brain doesn't know what that means, let me help you.
One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.

That's exactly what you are, a little Cock Gobbler! So Fernus, shall we talk about you? I don't know if there's much point, I feel bad for you. Let me tell you why I feel sorry for you. One, you're getting a beating from me. Two, you're about to lose your XWF Xtreme Championship and three, you're going to have to admit just how good I am. Call it a confession if you will but we're all ears and we're ready to hear you tell me?!

You have two options sunshine. Do you want to give me the title now? Or would you prefer to receive the biggest, most painful, beating you've ever had? And lose the title anyway? I bet you choose the second option, cuz you're not very bright.

How long shall we give it until Luca abandons you? The proof is in the pudding.This Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.

Shall I help you? Okay.. I'll tell you, nando. Do you remember when you were part of The Defiance? Quite successful wasn't ya'll? Sucked each other off and sniffed Shane's potato, stinking ass. Well answer this... Where is Corvus? Where is Gator? And where is Justin Sane? Oh... They've gone they ditched you. Left you all alone. Boo hoo.

Here's another one for ya.. So at Wargames 2015, when I was on the same team as you, you joined the CCWF. Where's Shane now? Where K-Dawg or whatever his name is? And Where's that bitch with the big tits, no I'm not talking about Lane.. The other one. Oh, they've gone. Well they ain't doing shit that'd for sure. They started the war and then they ran away. They left you all alone but wait....

You now have Luca Arzegotti. You've found love, awwwww. Oh and your the tag champs, Wahooooooo. Don't dwell, all is going well. Can't forget ya manager though right? I've already forgotten his name. So how long shall we give it till they leave you like all the others? A week? month? Three month's? Nah, it'll be way before that.

I look forward to hearing from you, Fernus. Please, tell me something good and make it worth while. Much appreciated, it's been a pleasure. Cheerio, ya dirty ho!"