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Darren Dangerous · **08-11-2015, 11:37 AM**

Ring Ring... Ring Ring...

The phone inside Darren's hotel room is ringing and wakes him up. He has a splitting headache from the night before.

Ring Ring... Ring Ring... Ring Ring...

Darren answers

"Hello..."

"Hello Mr. Dangerous, my name is Carla Saunders from The San Jose Jose Gazette, how are you doing this afternoon?

"Afternoon? What time is it?

"It is almost one in the afternoon."

Darren looks at the clock and sighs. He sits up on the side of the bed.

"I am calling you Mr. Dangerous to get a comment on your return match last night on Madness. Despite your oss, how did it feel to be back in the ring?"

"Woah hold on there lady, lets get one thing straight here, I did not lose the match. I was ever pinned and I walked out on my team before that brown nosing cocksucker Frodo for some unknown reason decided to pis in my pocket, which makes no fucking sense to me whatsoever.

"Yes but your plan did backfire.'

"How did it backfire? Yes Dope Show lost the match but I did what I came out there to do. I crushed Dean's skull and took back my $400,000 from that greedy little punk. How is that not going my way?"

Well then I suppose things did go your way if that is what your goals were for the night. What are your thoughts on your next match, a fatal fourway against some of the lesser known talent in XWF?"

"I love how you say "lesser known talent". The truth is I consider it small potatoes and as a matter of fact I plan on setting an example with them. This message is to Dean and Frodo. The message won't be sweet and it won't be simple. I am going to beat those 3 other guys to a bloody mess and toss them out in the dumpster. I am ging to brutalize them to the point they will piss their pants whenever they hear my name or the word "wrestling" ever again. You see Dean only got the tip of the iceberg last night and Frodo dug his own grave by disrespecting me. I a going to fuck him up to th point where his own mother won't be able to recognize him and I am laying outthe challenge to him. What not a better way than trough this newspaper. Frodo I challenge you to a barbed wire match at Wargames. Me and ypu. No ropes, no whipping dicks out. Do you really think you are better than me? Do you seriously think I would let you get a win over me? I am the Lord of Ultra-Violence and you are just some half wite that no one takes serious which is why we all know how much you love to polish the boss's knob for him on a daily basis."

"Okay thank you for your time Darren. I have to go, you are starting to scare mea little."[/color}

The reporter hangs up.

"...cunt"

Darren hangs up the phone and goes back to sleep.

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