NOCMM: All you have to do is look at the title of the monkey promo to know it's written by a shitty rookie. Dear Rookies, if you want clicks on your shitty promos then you should make them have good titles. Only people with half a brain would click on stupid promos that false advertise. He doesn't even mention the obvious fake Gods like Allah and Dr. Louis D'Ville and instead he talks about the real God, my client.

NOCMM invisible facepalms.

NOCMM: His promo should have been called "Real Gods are among us" but he named it the opposite of that and tried to get away with plagiarizing Mastermind and saying my client isn't really God. I guess he didn't know the consequences of that. Lying about God gets him into MONKEY HELL. That's worse than normal HELL. What an idiot. He can say Hero Xtreme 7.9 isn't God all he wants, but he can't prove it. The last time someone tried innocent people died. As the week goes on we'll see if monkeys have morals. He'll probably do the same thing Mastermind did, since he's trying so hard to be him if he was a monkey.

NOCMM laughs.

NOCMM: I guess I should rename him then. He isn't Dumb Monkey X anymore. His new name is...MONKEYMIND. I can't wait for his next promo from his MONKEY MANSION where he prints a T-Shirt with a MONKEY on it. OakPee, thanks for booking my client against this MONKEY. It'll be hilarious.

DING DONG!

NOCMM: I better get that.

NOCMM opens the door and Kelli Berglund is on the other side. She showed up to have sex with him. She has a lot of money for him.

NOCMM: Hey Kelli, after we fuck we should go to the zoo and practice shooting monkeys.

Kelli Berglund: Alright!

10 Hours Later..

NOCMM ejaculates inside Kelli Berglund’s back. Kelli gets some bandages and covers up her invisible-man-made holes so she doesn’t bleed out and die while NOCMM gets some rifles and machine guns from his closet. They get in the car and drive to the zoo as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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