The applause is loud as the picture takes focus. Everyone is cheering as well as our Hostess...GATOR'S MOM!





Gators Mom-"Hi Y'all, I'm Gator's mom with another exciting show for y'all. Welcome to INSIDE GATOR'S MOM!"



The crowd screams as this crazy old bitch gets excited and her old woman titties begin to bounce around.



Gator's Mom-"I have a very special guest here. I love his work and I dream about him touching my body. Here is...MORBID ANGEL!!!"



The crowd screams as Morbid moonwalks from behind the scenes to the stage. He is wearing lederhosen and a priest collared shirt. He gets to the center of the stage as the crowd cheers as his unusual entrance.

Morbid goes over and takes a seat next to Gator's mom.



Gator's Mom-"Hi-ya Morbid Angel. I've been wanting you...on my show for a while now. What do you think of my tits?"




She pushes her chest out more to give them a more perky appearance as Morbid runs his fingers through his hair not paying them old ass titties much attention or maybe it was because they were titties. Who knows at this point.




Morbid Angel-"They are big ass tits."




Gator's mom blushes at his somewhat compliment.



Gator's Mom-"Thank you. I paid a few hundred grand for these tits and I think they are worth every penny. Now, back to business. What makes you what you are?"


Morbid Angel-"A penis and a shit ton of steroids!"


Gator's Mom-"Oh! Sounds sexy! Not what I meant, but since were on the topic of your penis. I noticed that the XWF will not allow you to show your penis on camera and when they do it is just a quick flash and not really a view. Since this is my show, can we view that massive cock of yours?"




Morbid Angel looks at her and raises the people's eyebrow.



Morbid Angel-"No."



Gator's mom puts her hands together like she was praying and begins to beg.



Gator's mom-"Please! Just for a second just to see what it looks like."




Morbid Angel-"Get off my Dick, Mother of Gator!"


Gator's mom-"Pretty please!"


Morbid Angel-"I have no problem showing my wang but for some reason I think you'd try and rape me while it's out."


Gator's Mom-"I'd be the best you'd ever have!"


Morbid Angel-"Next Question."


Gator's mom-"OK, really what makes Morbid Angel the way he is?"


Morbid Angel-"Many things"


Gator's mom-"Like What?"


Morbid Angel-"Like...Many things...I mean, I don't get the question. What do you want me to say? Drugs? Violence? Hate for humans? Fuck that! I am this way because of a prime Russian childhood and a cluster of great circumstances. Thus, you have me! Morbid Angel."


Gator's Mom-"I bet your mother is so proud of you."


Morbid Angel-"I'm sure she wouldn't be. Fucking whore!..She's dead, by the way."


[b]Gator's Mom-"That is so sad!"
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Morbid Angel-"It's a matter of opinion. Best damned thing to ever happen to me."


Gator's Mom-"Really?"


Morbid Angel-"No."


Gator's Mom-"OK, what was the single greatest moment of your life?"


Morbid Angel-"Killing a man."


Gator's Mom-"What was the second greatest moment of your life?"


Morbid Angel-"I'll let you know when it happens."



Gator's mom looks at a prompter for her next question as Morbid Angel slowly starts to pinch his nipples. She takes notice and begins to twist hers.


Gator's Mom-"Tell me about uuuh, Loverboy Vinnie Lane."


Morbid Angel-"Lane? I teamed with him, he was OK I guess but kind of an asshole. Him and Peter Gilmour are queer for each other but I am not trying to make him look like a on national television so I just won't say anymore."


Gator's Mom-"What about the infamous JACK?"


Morbid Angel-"Infamous? Bitch you must be smoking too much crack! That bitch is a goddamn joke! He made a comment in his last "promo" claiming that I need to depend on drugs to get a head in life. Yes, I use drugs. HA it's almost laughable considering steroids are not even classified as illegal. Are cigarettes considered illegal? No, because they aren't. There is a huge misconception when it comes to steroids because of their ban in most professional sports. The XWF has no such ban and I can get a prescription for the injectable juice if I wanted or I can buy subbuccal. It is less illegal than fucking Sudafed.

I don't understand why the fuck is wrong with people thinking that it's illegal. You can even check it out on any website. It is not Cocaine, it's not Meth, its not pot. ifs a fucking hormone! I love how Jack took the same road your son did when it came to steroids. How original of him."


Gators Mom-"Now, in his latest promo he Made mention that you burned down churches that held different beliefs than yours. Would you like to touch a little on that?"


Morbid Angel-"I never burned down any church. I went to church with Wallace but as far as any fire and the burning of the building there was none. I have never gone around and destroyed religious building because I don't believe in their shit. I might have stolen some shit but I never burned them down. There was a case when I set a man on fire but that was another time and another place. If I burn a man for spitting on me and he happens to burn his building down, is it my fault?

Well, considering I'm not in jail right now I think it is! Jack is making bold claims and in the end he is going to look like a fool because he has no proof other than I burned a man because he insulted me. That's it.

Other than that, Name one time I burned down religious buildings because I don't believe in them?

I can think of something that would prove him to be full of shit. Last year around this time we did a show in Rome and I went to the Vatican and actually met the Pope and hung around with a Cardinal before I got arrested for stealing the Pope's hat! I tried to wear it out. I guess it's very frowned upon to do that. Either way, I never burned anything there and that would be the best thing to burn unlike some two bit baptist church. Fucking lame!"


Gator's Mom-"He went on and spoke about how you don't showcase your omnipotence as a god and how bad you are at being a god."


Morbid Angel-"I know, how dare I act like all the other gods. It's almost like I don't care! Here we have GOD from the christian bible who does nothing, then there's Allah who does nothing. Even the great Parvardigar does what? NOTHING! So why should I show power? did Jesus Christ have power? and not like that Harry Potter shit! I'm talking real power like fucking Zeus! Bolt throwing motherfucker! Who in all reality did nothing as well, just a fun story.

No, Jack, power isn't everything but brain cells are worth much more, seeing as you lack a good many qualities, maybe they got cooked away when you were burned?

Yes I lost to Eli James. I am glad you keep up. I lost to many people but one thing is for sure, I haven't lost to you! He was nothing special, you said? Really?! He lost like twice in 3 years!

I never claimed to have powers. Where are you getting this shit? I never claimed to have powers! Never! Not once! I wrote the "Morbidbible" and that was it, I never claimed to have powers. Pay ATTENTION!"


Gator's Mother-"Now, I know this isn't true but I want to hear what you have to say about it. Jack went on to say that you Still claim you never lose. What is your take on that?"


Morbid Angel-"I claim my losses as they are, I lose some and I win some. I am sorry if I don't accept a loss when I don't get PINNED! it's that easy. So simple in face a CAN SEE IT! What is lower than a anyway?"


Gator's Mummy-"Mongoloid."


Morbid Angel-"That's what you are, Jack! a Mongoloid!"


Gator's Mommy-"OK, next question."



Morbid puts his finger against her lips.



Morbid Angel-"Shhhhh. Don't speak! I don't want to waste anymore time on Jack. He is an idiot."



As Morbid removed his finger from her mouth her ample breast break free from her tight shirt and them old ass wrinkly titties bounce around in all their bare glory! The sounds of people masturbating in the back can be heard. Morbid looks around and notices something in the back corner.

Gator appears to be jerking off under his spandex suit! Morbid gets up and walks up to Gator while his eyes fixated on his mothers ample titties. He goes up and rips the mask off!

NO! It's not the real Gator! That bastard is somewhere else jerking off. Morbid looks back at Gator's mom and she is doing the Tassle Twirl dance!




Morbid walks out the back door and a text script scrolls the bottom of the screen reading.