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Ray Tings · **04-28-2015, 06:55 PM** Cleaning Off The Grime -->

(The scene opens into the arena in Toronto where a record breaking 106 thousand fans are packed in waiting for the arrival of Ray Tings. In the ring there is a match taking place with Kevin Owens and El Generico. Owens does the package pile driver and Down With The Sickness begins to play over the loud speaker. Ray Tings storms the ring waving a UK flag and hits Owens over the head with it. Ray takes Owens and gives him a triple power bomb. Then he does a standing corkscrew shooting star press and a moonsault after that. Ray puts Generico over Owens and the referee counts 1-2-3. Ray puts Generico on his shoulder and parades around the ring with him in celebration. After that he demands a microphone and says his trademark phrase.

~RAY TINGS~ FINALLY... I... am... HERE!

(Ray points to the fans and pumps his fists with excitement.

~RAY TINGS~ Sorry boys but that match was a huge ratings meltdown. I had to intervene and put an an end to that epic disaster! And on that note lets talk about the biggest ratings sinkhole known to mankind... GRIME, GRIFFF, and SCULLY! Known collectively as the three stooges! Not only am I a better wrestler than these three combined I can do better promos and draw a larger crowd. We're SOLD OUT TONIGHT! The fans bought their tickets to this show knowing that they would get to see RAY TINGS in action!

(Out of nowhere a crazed fan wearing a GRIME #1 FAN t-shirt and throws a punch. Ray blocks it and does the Ratings Clash (Styles Clash).

~RAY TINGS~ And just like that fan Grime's face will clash with the ring mat! Hold on, I haven't even had a proper warm up.

(Ray runs out of the ring and runs 10 miles on a treadmill really quick. He's back in the ring 5 minutes later.)

~RAY TINGS~ That's better! I am better! I am the best sports entertainment superstar to ever step through these ropes and on Monday I will prove it when I take Grime, Griff, and Scully and give them the RAY TINGS SPIKE! Then I will let out a roar of laughter and zip line through the rafters to high five all of my fans.

Scully is a former World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion. I'm not impressed because the length of that reign was shorter than the length of my warm up on the treadmill! Hahahaha! On Monday I will be the biggest ratings draw this company has ever seen because RAY TINGS = RATINGS!

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